630 Pretending to be a man
"By the way, are you going to keep setting up shop here? Don't really want to do something meaningful? ”
In the restaurant, dressed as a black maid and holding a tray in her hand, Kurumi, who acted as a hotel waiter, slowly came to the counter and said to Tang Cheng.
It has been three days since Tang Cheng took over this restaurant, although his business methods are more casual than the original boss, neither paying protection fees, nor bribing the local water and electricity bureau, nor recruiting public relations to take the relationship route, but as the top master in the dark cuisine industry, he just saved this restaurant on the verge of death in just three days with his glowing dark cuisine, and then spread it to ten, ten, and hundred, and now this restaurant has become the most famous Chinese restaurant in this neighborhood.
And he doesn't want to stop yet, as if he intends to make this store famous in Tokyo, Japan, Asia, the world, and finally out of the universe.
Yes, the crazy three asked a little.
Tang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and said a little boringly: "Eliminating Japan is something that angry young people do, burning heterosexuals is something that single dogs do, raising a daughter to be a wife is what a ghost father does, and letting my sister give birth to a child for herself is something that my sister control...... There's not much they can do, so why should I rob them of their jobs? Besides, don't you think it's a meaningful thing to make all creatures in the universe fall in love with my dark cuisine? ”
"Although the system does not explicitly stipulate what is meaningful, if the reputation of this store really grows, I can't call it alone, and I don't want to waste my energy on this kind of thing."
"That's not simple, don't greet when you don't want to greet him, if the guest is unhappy, you just say to him: Dear customer, I am your father."
Kurumi thought for a while, nodded and said, "This method is good, but I'm a woman, so I can't call myself a father, right?" And I don't want to be a mom either...... Dear customer, you are my grandson...... What do you think of that? ”
"Hmm......" Tang Cheng held his chin and thought for a moment, then frowned, "It's quite innovative, but don't you think that replacing our son with a grandson will make our generation rise to a level for no reason, it's too old, right?" ”
Kurumi laughed casually, "I only said that the customer was my grandson, but I didn't admit that I was the customer's grandmother." ”
Tang Cheng's eyes lit up suddenly, "That makes sense." The so-called wise man thinks a thousand times, and there will eventually be a mistake, which is my mistake. ”
Crunch!
Just then, the main entrance of the restaurant was pushed open and a man walked in.
"Ah, here comes my grandson." Tang Cheng said immediately.
The person who came was a young man in his twenties, dressed in fresh and capable clothes, the leather shoes on his feet were brighter than oil, and he was wearing a white scarf around his neck.
When the young man walked to the counter, Tang Cheng suddenly showed a professional smile, bowed slightly and said, "Dear grandson, hello, do you want something to eat?" ”
The young man raised his eyebrows, sat down directly on the chair in front of the counter, and at the same time ripped off the scarf around his neck and hung it on his thighs, then crossed his hands on his chin, looked at Tang Cheng with a deep gaze, and said: "I don't call him grandson, my surname is Bixia, I am a traveler who drifts in the wind, you can call me Zhuang Bixia, or you can call me pretending to be a hero." I've been all over Tokyo before, and I'm feeling a little thirsty, so is there any pasta that I can eat here? ”
Kurumi immediately handed over a menu and said with a smile: "Dear grandson, this is our menu, please take a look." ”
Zhuang Bixia's eyes flickered, his sharp gaze swept over the two of them, and he secretly thought to himself: What a unique way of pretending to be forced, is it a fellow believer?
Zhuang Bixia took the menu without saying a word, looked at it a few times, and then pointed to one of the columns and said, "Please give me a spring heart." ”
"Okay, wait a minute, please." Tang Cheng nodded, and immediately cooked the noodles on the cooking rack in the counter, no more time, no less, exactly one minute, the freshly baked noodles had been filled into the bowl by him, but Zhuang Bixia was obviously sitting in front of the counter, he didn't hand it directly to the other party, but put the noodles on the tray of Crazy Three, and then Crazy Three walked out of the counter and went around, before finally serving it to Zhuang Bixia.
Zhuang Bixia didn't complain about the behavior of the two of them doing this too much and wasting time, but when he looked down at the bowl of noodles in front of him, he frowned and said in a deep voice: "Boss, what I ordered is the spring heart rippling, but it is not green vegetable noodle soup, and this bowl of noodles has only one green vegetable in total, is this the so-called fraud?" ”
"No, no, no." Tang Cheng waved his hand, pointed to the green vegetable in the noodles and smiled, "Don't you think the shape of this green vegetable is very similar to a heart?" ”
"Indeed."
"So this heart floats on the noodle soup, isn't it the so-called spring heart rippling?"
"Indeed."
"Since you think so, am I still a fraud?"
Zhuang Bixia was stunned for a moment, and then clasped his fists, "The boss is reasonable, but he is reckless." ”
"You're welcome, please take your time."
Soon, Zhuang Bixia sat down again, holding chopsticks and eating the noodles in the bowl elegantly, but after only a few bites, his face suddenly changed, like a rabbit bounced up from the seat, standing not far from the counter with his outer eight figures, rubbing his body with both hands, and said with a flushed face: "Old ...... Boss, why do you feel like you're about to orgasm after just a few bites...... You took an aphrodisiac in this?! ”
"No, no, no." Tang Cheng waved his hand again and explained with a smile, "This noodle is called Spring Heart Ripple, as the name suggests, as long as you eat it, it will make the eater feel the feeling of first love, just like the speed of cherry blossoms falling, sour and bitter, but irresistible." ”
"I see." Zhuang Bixia suddenly suddenly, "When I first entered the store, I vaguely felt that the boss had your superhuman personality, and now that I have eaten your noodles, I am even more convinced that you are a master of this way...... Boss, can you put on a piece of music to appetize? ”
"What song do you want to hear?"
Zhuang Bixia sat down in front of the counter again, stroked the hair in front of his forehead in a chic manner, his eyes seemed to be looking into the distance, and a mouthful of extremely standard English burst out of his mouth, "Sister Cannon's theme song onlymyrailgun." ”
This person's temperament and hobbies are simply very different, even if Tang Cheng was a little stunned, he thought at first that this guy wanted to listen to the offering of love. However, as a good boss, of course, you have to respond to your needs, so I pressed the remote control, turned on the huge TV in the restaurant like a cabinet, and then, the passionate music suddenly resounded throughout the restaurant.
Zhuang Bixia closed his eyes, shook his head and shook his feet, and ate noodles while listening to the song, but he didn't delay at all.
However, halfway through the song, the music stopped abruptly, and instead of the flashing safety pants junior high school student, a news anchor in a white suit appeared on the TV screen.
Zhuang Bixia opened his eyes violently, slapped the table and stood up, and said angrily: "Damn! I'm a brainless fan of Sister Pao, if you don't let me listen to Sister Pao's songs, I'll kill your family! ”
As he spoke, he really rolled up his sleeves and wanted to kill the host's family.
Tang Cheng hurriedly held him down and persuaded: "Grandson, I understand your mood at the moment, although I also hate Yaxing who is disturbed by people listening to songs, but let's listen to what he has to say first, if he makes you unhappy, it's not too late for you to kill his whole family." ”
Zhuang Bixia thought for a while, nodded and said: "It's still the boss who is calm, but he is losing his temper, so let's listen to what this guy has to say." ”
The host didn't know that he almost died of his family inexplicably, but he was lucky to escape, and the professional broadcast reported: "Audience friends, good afternoon, now broadcast a news for you...... At 11:25 today, the monster that once plagued my Tokyo city appeared in Tokyo Tower again, causing a large number of casualties and financial losses, and the Tokyo Conservation Society contacted Ultraman as soon as possible, but the line was blocked, Ultraman did not appear, and now the members of the Ultraman training class have been urgently dispatched......"
After a pause, "Friends from the audience, this is the front-line report I just received, the members of the Ultraman training class are still no match for the monsters, and they are almost wiped out, but just as a thousand equals are fired, a young man who claims to be a hero appears at the scene, and he is currently fighting with the monsters...... In the mouth cannon, trying to influence the monster, because the scene is too harmonious, this newspaper does not do live broadcast, but will follow up and report, if there is the latest information, it will be informed to the audience as soon as possible. ”
Zhuang Bixia's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said: "In the next three days, I walked around the whole of Tokyo, and I didn't find the shadow of monsters and Ultraman......
As he spoke, he hurriedly ate the ripples of the spring heart, wiped the corners of his mouth, and then hugged his fist to Tang Cheng and said: "Boss, I wanted to compete with you in the next place, but now that things have changed, please let me pretend to be a force first, we are undefeated in the green mountains, and the green water will flow forever, see you in the future!" ”
"Wait!" Tang Cheng grabbed him and stretched out his hand, "Pay for the meal first, 450." ”
Zhuang Bixia laughed loudly, "Hahaha! I never bring silver taels when I go out, and I will talk about the food money when we meet next time...... Pretending to be like the wind, always accompanying me, in the down! ”
In an instant, Zhuang Bixia's figure had turned into a white light, shooting towards the outside of the store.
"Do you want to leave without paying 450?" Tang Cheng sneered, and as he spoke, one after another black curtains shrouded him, but what he didn't expect was that this Zhuang Bixia's speed was extremely fast, and he actually drilled out of the crack in the black curtain and disappeared from his perception range in the blink of an eye.
"It seems that what Shendai said is really true......," said Mad San, "His strength is not below you." ”
"Hmph, it's just a pretending criminal." Tang Cheng said disdainfully.
Kurumi rolled his eyes, "You're not qualified to say that, are you?" ”
Tang Cheng waved his hand, "I don't care about this, anyway, you remember, he hasn't paid us for the meal yet, he owes 450 today, and let him pay back 12450 next time, if you want to eat my overlord meal, no way!" ”
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The second is more likely to be after twelve o'clock R1152