He was about to get angry, so I hurriedly changed the topic, "I really want to thank you this time for helping me avenge my knees, but I want to ask, if these six princesses remember to hold grudges, will they trouble me one after another in the future?" ”

Seeing Xiao Jiu shaking his head, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief, but Xiao Jiu continued: "With the temperament of the sixth princess, she will not find you trouble one after another, she will only clear the trouble once, such as feeding you a poison to make your soul scattered, and then sawing off your legs, and then pulling out the tendons and veins on your body, so that you can't survive, can't die, and then ......"

I was in a cold sweat when I heard this, and Xiao Jiu comforted me: "Little Lotus, don't be afraid, I'm here." ”

I hurriedly asked, "What can you do for me?" ”

He thought for a while and said, "I can help you collect the body, and I can also help you get over the ......."

Seeing my black face, he put away his hippie smile, and suddenly said seriously: "Little Lotus, don't worry, with me, I won't let anyone hurt you." ”

I looked at him suspiciously, and then thought about the situation just now, and deeply regretted it, and before I regretted it for a while, I knew a truth, there is no most regret, only more regret.

He said to me: "Little Lotus, I want everyone to know that the first beautiful man in the sky and on the ground, the second highness of Qingqiu Kingdom, the heroic Xiao Jiu, the favorite is your little lotus......

I couldn't help but interrupt him, "Second Highness, you are blowing a lot of......"

He shook his head, "Little Lotus, don't be so inferior, even though everyone says you don't deserve ......"

I said, "Second Highness, according to the latest ranking of Yaoshan, your beautiful man ranking has fallen to third......"

I slowly returned to Shangqing Realm, and I saw the carp spirit grabbing a few pieces of paper and glaring at me, I looked back, and she held the paper angrily for me to see. I took a look, there were a few words written on it, the front was quite neat, and the back was a ball of ghost drawings, which made me recognize it for a long time before I recognized it, oh, the back is really a ghost drawing, not a word. In line with the principle of harmony among colleagues, I said appreciatively: "Well, good words, good words, really good words!" "I thought I had become like this against my will, and the carp spirit should let me go, but she still held those pieces of paper high, and looked at me even more resentfully, with the intention of tearing me off on the spot. Seeing that I looked at her in confusion, she cried out, "Are you blind, is this a good word?" ”

I suddenly realized, glanced at the ghost drawing, and said quite sincerely: "Sister Carp, you are too modest, the front is still good, as for the back, maybe your heart suddenly tightened when you wrote, so your hands trembled a few times......"

The carp spirit was even more resentful: "I didn't write it. ”

Damn, say it earlier, let me shoot a fart for a long time, and said so many words against my will, the feeling is that you are holding someone else's writing to complain about it, so I scolded two sentences along the water: "What kind of fart is this, I can write better with my feet than this." ”

I thought that the carp spirit should be comfortable now, but she stared at me in disbelief and said: "You dare to say that the words written by Shangxian are fart words, and they are not as good as you write with your feet?" ”

I'll just say, what bad is the carp holding on to, no, it's waiting for me here. actually came up with this trick, fishing for law enforcement, and then went to Shangxian to speak ill of me, but how could I let her get her wish? I snatched the pieces of paper, ran quickly to the house, and saw Donglin holding a sunspot in a daze, which had not fallen for a long time. I hurriedly spread the paper on the table and said to Donglin: "Shangxian, the carp spirit said that the words you wrote are fart characters, and you have to take them and lose them, so I hurried to take down these ......."

Donglin glanced at me, "I made her lose it." "I had a tight face, a little fever, a little bit of a sycophant and then a kick on the horse's legs.

"Also," Donglin glanced at me again, "that's, you're right." ”

I was stunned, and immediately reacted, and quickly defended: "Shangxian, I didn't say it, it was the carp spirit who said it was a fart word......

This time, Donglin didn't look at me, and the sunspot finally fell. He got up and walked out, and when he reached the door, he suddenly stopped and whispered, "Sure enough, my heart is not quiet and I can't write." I let out an "oh", not knowing if he was talking to himself or interacting with me. However, he didn't look back, and walked straight out, oh, it turned out that he was really talking to himself.

Looking at the words in my hand, I don't understand, Donglin's words have always been very stable, the board is right, the pen is on the dragon, the pen is not understandable, no matter what words he writes, there are always some gods who praise each other with their beards. Of course, I suspect that there must be someone who doesn't know how to pretend to understand and someone who pretends to understand, but his handwriting is recognized, because even I don't know how to pretend to understand can see that the writing is really good. However, I looked at the words in my hand again, was it really from Yu Donglin's hand? Oh, maybe it's from his feet.

Later, I was terrified all day long, and I was afraid that the sixth princess would suddenly send someone to let me follow him, and then I couldn't turn back as soon as I left, but after waiting for a month, there were many people who came to the door, but none of them let me go with him. For this reason, I was even more frightened, because waiting for death was much more terrible than dying.

On this day, Donglin asked me to practice the latest spell and turn him into a glass of wine, I quickly changed it, so Donglin took a sip of the wine glass, and then squirted out, pointing at me and coughing, "Little Lotus, you, are you wine?" ”

I'm pretty sure it's a wine, of course, or the newest wine.

Donglin asked me what kind of wine it was, and I said, "This is beer, the latest development in the world." ”

Donglin turned his wine glass suspiciously and muttered, "Beer? Is this the smell? ”

I nodded and said, "Shangxian, I haven't tasted beer, but I heard that beer and horse urine smell the same, so I filled some horse urine ......."

Before I could finish speaking, I heard a vomiting sound in the distance, and at this point, Donglin never drank anything from me anymore.

Recently, when I go out, I always call and hug me, the people in front of me point at me, the people in the back whisper to me, the people on the left peek at me, the people on the right want to cover up the cough, I am a little overwhelmed, what's wrong with them? Could it be that neuropathy has become an epidemic?

Back in Shangqingjing, I asked a certain pear blossom essence for advice, and she snorted hard from her nose and walked away. Then, I asked the peach essence for advice, and she took a hard sip from her mouth and walked away. Finally, I asked the cheerful fish spirit for advice, and she shot me hard from her tail and walked away.

I bled my cheeks and thought about it, but I couldn't figure it out, I seemed to be the center of attention, the target of everyone, but what the hell is going on? Can you scold me after despising me, so that I can know why I am despised.