CHAPTER XXXI
I would like to have an in-depth conversation with them, for example, are they really satisfied with the current situation or pretend to be satisfied, what are their plans for the future, and have they ever considered freezing eggs or borrowing sperm to give birth to people? Also, they are so dissatisfied with men, will they consider the possibility of lace? If you do lace, will you be under any pressure, such as someone spitting on you? However, I didn't have time to ask these questions at all, and they were discussing it on their own, and I couldn't interject!
A said: "I know a man the day before yesterday, his chest muscles are good, his abdominal muscles are very strong, and his face is passable, but he is older, and he is over twenty-five, which is a pity." ”
B said, "You're still old, I'm only old, but it's not old, it's ......."
She stopped suddenly, and the other two laughed tacitly, and I looked at them inexplicably and asked, "What's that big?" ”
They looked at me and asked, "Sister, when was the last time you were there?" ”
Last time? Was there a hot spring last time? I think about it, it should be last year, when our society held the annual meeting, I won the farmhouse in the lottery, and then the farmhouse engaged in a special service, providing hot spring services, and I went to soak in a hurry. Later, I learned that this hot spring is a hot bath, and there is an additional charge, when I went back that day, I only had a dollar on my body, and even the bus was rubbed.
So, I said, "It was last year's New Year." ”
They nodded, then asked, "How are you feeling?" ”
I feel? It's not good, it's really not good, their heating is not high enough, the hot water is not hot enough, there is a scrub next door, the oil sludge can soak the feet, the environmental sanitation is not good, and most importantly, the price is still very high.
Seeing me shake my head, they looked at me sympathetically, and one of them said, "Sister, remember to change another one next time, women must not treat themselves badly in this regard, you know?" ”
I nodded, I think so, you have to find a good hot spring, today this is good, that is, there are more beautiful women, less clothes, and a better figure than me, which makes me a little stuffy, other than that, everything is very harmonious.
They chatted with each other, and in the heat of the hot water, we gradually became sleepy, and suddenly, I heard a scream, which was from B, and quickly opened my eyes.
Oh my God, what do I see? A man leaned against the opposite pool with his bare chest, his lower body was not in the water, I don't know if he was wearing trousers, although he looked young, he was also very handsome, his temperament was good, and his figure was even more material, but this did not prevent us from screaming, because this is a women's bathhouse, no, it is a women's hot spring, and a man appeared, which means that the security here is really not responsible......
Hearing us scream, the man opened his eyes, oh, the eyes were big and bright, still charming amber, the eyelashes were long and dense, like a small fan, embedded in that angular and masculine face, it was actually a handsome folk guy who did not lose any little fresh meat. He looked at us, and just as he wanted to ask something, A passed by, and said with a smile: "Handsome guy, what do you call it?" ”
He looked at A, then at me, and said nothing.
A was very frustrated, her 36D didn't work, and then B passed, and C passed, and the handsome guy also looked at me first, and then said nothing.
ABC was very frustrated, but he refused to give up, I advised them: "This may be a mute, let's call the security guard, maybe he is not only a mute, but also has a problem with his head, he may be a fool, otherwise he would not be here for no reason......"
Before I finished speaking, I heard the handsome guy shouting loudly: "Qin Momo, you are a heartless person, didn't you tell me that I couldn't speak, for fear of scaring others, and now I am actually slandered as a mute, or a dumb person with a problem with my head, I Lu Yunsheng has known you in my life, I am really blind!" ”
Lu Yunsheng? Jack? I wiped the from the corners of my eyes, and finally saw clearly, isn't this my computer desktop, Lao Sun seems to have said, that's what Jack looked like when he was a man. I wiped it, Lao Sun actually told the truth, really, really shocked me!
Seeing that the handsome guy and I knew each other and seemed to be very familiar, they suddenly smiled mysteriously at me and whispered, "Sister, I can't see it, it turns out that you are an old driver." ”
What old driver? Sisters, you're really clumsy, sister, I'm a newbie, and I'm still an unopened novice.
A hooked my neck and whispered to me: "Sister, I like this little fresh meat, how about borrowing my sister for two days?" My sister bought a new sports car, so I gave it to my sister as a meeting gift. ”
Before I could react, B began to bid: "Sister, a trot is nothing, my sister has a second-hand Porsche here, there are eighty percent new, which is the most suitable for my sister's temperament." ”
Not to be outdone, "Sister, I have a ...... apartment in the city center"
My heart is overjoyed, do you want to give it to me? But I thought about it too much, she continued: "The facilities are very perfect, especially the fitness, the little handsome guy must like it very much, and my sister will let the little handsome guy go to play for two days, how about it?" ”
I was torn between two sides, not because I didn't know which one to promise, but because they were like wolves, cornering me into a corner and giving me cramps in my feet.
At this time, it was still Jack who was sensible and understood my situation, and shouted at me: "Qin Momo, remember to buy me underwear and underwear, my size is ......"
He said so loudly that the women around him looked at him, took a long breath, and also summoned the staff here.
The staff asked him to hurry out, but he just couldn't afford it, not only could he not afford it, but he also slandered me and asked me to give him my underwear and underwear.
When the women around heard this, they all began to whisper, some said: "It's really the world is declining, and I actually play mandarin duck bath here, it's really ............ no public morality" Some said: "But the little handsome guy is very handsome, I am willing to play with such a handsome guy, I am also willing to ......" Some said: "Why do you want to drive people away, people don't buy tickets, this staff is really shameless" Some said: "......"
I listened to the cold sweat straight down, sisters and sisters, who of you has extra men's clothes, can you even me with a set?
In the end, I led Jack, who was wearing three pairs of panties, two shirts, and five designer brands, home, why did he wear so much? There's no way, the sisters and sisters are very enthusiastic, and whoever doesn't accept anyone is not happy.
When I got home, I just wanted to introduce them to my grandson, Lu Yunsheng was back, but when I turned my head to look, Jack's dog head was stuck in the collar of his shirt, and he rolled his eyes.
In other words, everything is unknown, it can be a surprise, a fright, or a street hooligan......
The happiest person on this trip to the hot springs is Lao Sun, he has several suits for nothing, and they are all famous brands, but the blessings and misfortunes depend on, and the misfortunes and blessings rely on, the old grandson wears a suit to work, and he was beaten before he went out, because people said that you are wearing a fake brand, and dare to laugh at Lao Tzu who can't afford to buy a famous brand for the rest of his life, who will you fight if you don't beat you......