CHAPTER XVII

She had to pester Lao Sun to tell fortunes again, saying that physical work was good, but there was no object, to see when and where her marriage was set.

Lao Sun said, judging from the hexagram, your true destiny is downstairs, although it is a little embarrassing, but it is sincere to you, and the future is also bright, you must remember to cherish it.

The classmates were very surprised, and looked downstairs, a young man in a suit held flowers in his hand, saw her, and hurriedly shouted, Sun Miaomiao, I love you, and I will never give up for the rest of my life!

The classmates burst into tears and hurriedly thanked Lao Sun, who was really a god.

Lao Sun said modestly, where, where.

I was also very surprised, and asked Lao Sun, your hexagram is so accurate, even the time is not bad.

Da Hei scoffed, what, that person has been waiting there for a day, and even the flowers I helped buy them, and I copied the words from the Internet, isn't it very touching?

Cohabitation Scene 14:

Now if you go out to travel with a group, you will be slaughtered by the tour guide, and if you don't follow the group, you will be slaughtered by the business, and there are many tricks of killing people, which is nothing more than violence and intimidation.

Once, a few of us went to a farmhouse.

The two-pound fish that was supposed to be good ended up being weighed in two.

I couldn't get angry, and said, your brand clearly says 15 yuan a catty, and anyone with eyes can see it.

He said, little girl, take a closer look, we are clearly marked with a price, and Tong Su is not deceived, which is clearly written for one or twenty-five yuan.

I followed his hand to the sign, and an ant-sized "two" was lying behind one, and I really couldn't find it without a magnifying glass.

I knew that I should be slaughtered, but of course I couldn't swallow it, so I took out my press card to expose it.

He is very indifferent, the exposure is good, and he has increased my popularity, although you are exposed, you will settle the meal money first.

It seems that I can't leave without paying today.

But I didn't bring that much money!

He is very generous, WeChat transfer, Alipay, as long as you have money, I can receive it.

Just when I hesitated, Lao Sun said, this money still needs to be thought about for a long time, give, the money for today's treat is mine.

I watched in amazement as Lao Sun gave a few renminbi to the boss, and added that the fish was well done, and the rest should be used as a tip for you.

The boss suddenly smiled, yes, you just eat well, welcome to come again next time!

Again? Again, I'm the turtle bastard!

On the way back, I was still indignant, and my grandson persuaded me to eat a trench and grow wise, and next time we will change to another house to eat, I heard that there is a family of crabs that are doing well, and this season is just right for eating crabs.

I thought of those few renminbi and asked Lao Sun, what kind of fortune have you made recently, not only are you willing to be slaughtered, but you are also so happy?

Lao Sun laughed a few times and said, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed."

I knew that when it came to the critical moment, I would use the heavens to talk about things.

Later, the farmhouse was exposed by a big media, and the owner was brought into the bureau for extortion.

In the picture, he is depressed, and he no longer has the high spirit when he killed people.

He said, I have also been deceived, once, a group of people came to dinner, ordered two catties of fish, and finally when the bill, the girl took out her press card, stunned and refused to pay, a sloppy uncle took out a stack of renminbi to me, and said that there was a tip in it and did not need to look for it. I was very happy, and I thought he was very happy to do what he did wronged, but who knows, the money he gave will become a dark currency after a while, or 10,000 pieces.

The second time we were slaughtered, we were on a sightseeing boat, the boat was divided into flowers and willows, the two sides of the strait couldn't stop crying, the air was fresh and hazy, and I was poetic.

But the boat suddenly stopped, which was the position of Jiang Xin.

I was surprised, could it be that the ship was out of order?

The owner of the ship is very calm, if you want to go, you can pay the money first.

I said, haven't we already paid for the boat, and you have forgotten about it after a while?

That's the cost of the view, he said, and now it's the cost of the boat.

I said, isn't this a strong rhetoric, how do we see the scenery if we don't take a boat, why do we take a boat if we don't see the scenery, this secondary charge is really unconvincing.

He crossed his arms and chest, he didn't pay the money, he could swim back to the other side by himself, anyway, there are no large man-eating beasts in the water, you can lose a few layers of skin at most.

I was speechless.

The three of them were talking about where to go for dinner for a while, and they didn't mean to help.

The so-called strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, and knows the current affairs as a handsome man, so I took out my wallet resignedly.

At this time, a small wooden boat approached leisurely, and the man at the helm was an old man.

The old man asked me, girl, do you want to take my boat?

The owner of the ship was furious, old man, he grabbed the business and grabbed my head, did he think that he had lived too long?

The old man smiled, you melon baby, I'm here to accumulate virtue for you, or you will hang up halfway through your life.

The owner of the boat stopped us from getting off the boat, saying that it was okay to change boats, and we should pay the money first.

I was in a dilemma, I didn't want the old man to be embarrassed, so I wanted to break the bank and avoid disasters.

At this time, Lao Sun sniffed and said, what does it smell?

I smelled it too, and said, "Is something burning?"

Dahei said, it seems to smell like barbecue, is it the people on the other side of the river who are barbecuing meat?

The owner of the ship sniffed for a moment, screamed violently, and rushed into the cabin with a loud thud.

It was his pants that were baked.

I asked the old man, is the owner of the boat from your village?

The old man said while shaking the oar, he is a local snake, who made a fortune by abducting and deceiving you, and specializes in trapping you outsiders.

I had palpitations and thanked the old man again.

The old man waved his hand and said, I am accumulating virtue for him, you don't have to thank me, how can I say that I also have some kinship with him.

I was in awe of the old man again.

After getting off the boat, I was very dissatisfied with the three of them, you just looked like you were watching the fire from the other side, could it be that this money was blown by a strong wind?

Jack said suspiciously, Qin Momo, didn't you earn this money, how could it be blown by the wind?

Da Hei licked his tongue and said, where will I go to eat in a while, I'm hungry.

I said, be hungry, wait for the wind to blow you today's meal.

The next day, I heard something new.

A shipowner sent guests, and when he arrived in the middle of the river, the boat suddenly broke down, the oil leaked, the steering wheel was gone, and the owner froze all night, and the next morning, he was discovered.

When the owner woke up in the hospital, he kept repeating that the dog must be taking revenge on me.

Everyone didn't know what he was talking about.

One time cleaning, I found a model in Jack's room.

A steering wheel, just right on board.

The third time he was slaughtered was in the ancestral hall of a celebrity, when I took Da Hei to feel the humanistic atmosphere and cultivate his patriotic sentiments, which was his holiday homework.

I was wondering how to explain it to Dahei, when a man came.

He asked me if I wanted to hear about the heroic deeds of this celebrity, which are all available in the official and wild histories.

I nodded, and since he wanted to say, I'd just be a listener.

So, he said, when this person was born, it was the season of war and chaos, and even the sweet potatoes were eaten up, so he had to eat Guanyin soil, and many people died because of this.

I asked him suspiciously, he seemed to have been born in the Southern Song Dynasty, and there were no sweet potatoes at that time, how did the villagers of this celebrity eat them.

He was a little angry, but he still went on to say that he traveled well when he was young and made a lot of friends, including the famous Su Dongpo.

I endured it and endured it, or did I say that Su Dongpo was from the Northern Song Dynasty, are you mistaken?

He was really angry and said, "Do you listen or not, if you don't listen, pay the money."

I was shocked and asked him, why do you want me to pay the money, and I didn't ask you to talk about it, didn't you explain it voluntarily?

He said, if you want to pay money, you can let others comment first, you don't pay for listening to books in the teahouse, you don't pay for eating in restaurants, you don't pay for going to the toilet, why do you have to pay for that, you don't give money when you listen to my explanation, and I didn't say it's free.

I was in a dilemma, I knew I had fallen into a trap.

Da Hei went to buy ice cream by himself, and now he can't count on it.

I had no choice but to admit it, after all, being watched and pointed at by others, I felt like an animal in the exhibition.

He happily accepted the money, and I left bitterly.

Big Black came back licking the ice cream, saw that I was not happy, and asked me what was wrong.

I told you what had just happened.

He said, eat a trench and grow a wisdom, and when you meet this kind of person again, quickly cover your ears, or he said that you also said, isn't nonsense what you are good at?

I said angrily, we are journalists, where is the nonsense.

Big Black laughed.

In the evening, I watched the news and saw a person sneaking into the ancestral hall that had been closed at night, kneeling secretly all night, and when he was found the next day, he also quibbled that it was a celebrity who made him kneel, and the celebrity said that as long as he knelt for seven hundred and forty-nine days, he would be told what the lottery number was the next day.

I watched it very funny, but if I looked closely, wasn't this person the one who lied to me that day, and the ancestral hall was also the ancestral hall of that day, but I didn't expect that after only a few days, he would be crazy like this, and even paranoia came out.

When I met him, he was already locked up in a psychiatric hospital, still in the intensive care unit.

He was very excited when he saw me, and said, I remember you, that day I had just deceived you, and I heard the manifestation of a celebrity, and he told me that I must kneel for seven hundred and forty-nine days, and my heart will be spiritual, otherwise, I will be alone for the rest of my life, and now I am locked up here, please tell them, I am not sick, it is a celebrity who has appeared, and these ordinary people do not understand.

I hurriedly said, you rest first, I'll go talk to the celebrity, and let him not blame you for not keeping your promises.

His eyes were fixed on me.

My back is all wet.

When I got home, I told Jack about it.

Jack said, "Why did you say you were going to tell him the lottery numbers and which of the tickets he bought?"