Extra: A collection of small stories
1. Pregnancy
The queen of the Feather Clan finally conceived an egg, and the entire Feather Clan's birdmen were boiling.
And the king was so glad that he wept for joy.
The queen looked at her bird with great amusement and said, "So happy? ”
Wang said excitedly with tears in his eyes: "Of course I'm happy, labor and management have been the king of the Yu clan for five hundred years, and finally a bird will take over, it's great." ”
Queen: "......"
Second, prenatal education
The high-level leaders of the Yu clan have recently known that Wang has become a three-good father who is keen on prenatal education.
Every day, the birds in the palace do their best to serve the queen, and they are afraid that they will melt in their mouths, and they will lose their rods in the palm of their hands.
After every day's work, I will immediately rush back.
One day, a general went to the king to deal with an emergency military situation, and when he entered the backyard, he saw the queen with a big belly and a helpless face.
And their king had a book in his hand, and he was reading it to the little prince with a big belly.
What a good father, the general thought to himself.
When he approached, he was silent when he saw the book in the king's hand.
Feather Clan Constitutional Code
"Good son, since the mother's womb, you may take over the management of the Yu clan after you are sensible." After the king finished reading a piece of the code, he reached out and touched the queen's big belly and smiled.
Checkmate:......
You are so diligent, you just dislike being a king??
3. Broken eggs
Every day, the king held all kinds of laws and laws, as well as various physical and chemical textbooks, and the queen had a headache.
On this day, Wang brought another stack of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination Three-year Simulation"
When she saw this, the queen's head hurt even more.
She hurriedly stopped Wang, who wanted to read the questions and explain them to her son one by one: "Wang, I think you are too anxious now?" ”
"Not at all, education starts from the mother's womb." Wang waved his hand and showed that it was just right to educate now.
"No, the child hasn't been born yet, what if it's not a boy but a girl?" The queen spoke.
King:......
The queen looked at his expression, knew that there was a door, and continued to make persistent efforts: "You teach him to fight and kill all day long, except for physics, chemistry and mathematics, if it is a girl, will it not be good." ”
"Think about it, our daughter is neither soft nor cute, she won't call your dad affectionately, and she won't rush over to give you a hug after you finish work every day, she will only play with mathematics, physics and chemistry and mechas, is this really good?"
"Not good!!" Wang imagined the scene for a moment, and it was completely unacceptable.
A certain general under his command had a daughter a few years ago, and the little girl was fleshy, white and tender, and exceptionally cute, and the stinky and shameless general showed off to Wang and other comrades all day long about how cute and cute the little girl at home was.
The birds were blown up, and everyone was very envious of the general.
"Madam, you are right," the king nodded after some thought, put down the book in his hand, and said to the queen solemnly, "We can't go on like this. ”
The queen was relieved to hear him say this.
The next moment, the king bent over and pressed his face against the queen's belly, and the queen's face turned red, what is this guy doing?
"Hey, baby, I'm Dad, I know no, I'm Dad, I must like Dad!" The king had a silly smile on his face.
Queen:......
After ten months of pregnancy, the queen finally gave birth.
Wang stood excitedly and nervously outside the delivery room and waited, and a long time passed.
There was finally movement in the delivery room, and the doctor in charge of the delivery came out of the delivery room, and the king hurriedly walked up: "How is the queen?" ”
"The queen is fine." The doctor replied respectfully, "Congratulations to the king, the queen has laid an egg." ”
King:......
Yes, he had forgotten that the birds of their clan would have to stay in their eggs for five months.
The king began to prepare little pink dresses, cute little socks, and all kinds of cute toys for his little princess, and he was free to circle around the egg.
The queen did not see him, and did not care about him.
Five months later, the white fluffy bird finally broke out of its eggs.
The doctor rushed over, examined it, and said to Wang, who was full of joy and expectation: "Congratulations to Wang, you are a healthy little prince!" ”
King:...... What the???
Where's his baby cute daughter?????
4. Name
Knowing that his precious little princess was gone, Wang was sullen all day.
Soon, the little prince was about to be full moon, and the queen found the king, who was still sulking, and said: "The child is almost full moon, have you thought about what to name him?" ”
"No," replied the king directly.
"At the full moon ceremony, the patriarchs of all clans will come over, so you can't let your child have no name."
"Besides, the boy is not bad, you can train him well, and when he grows up, we will go on a trip."
The queen's proposal made the king cheer up a little, yes, he had an heir to the throne, and he would soon not have to be pressed by all kinds of affairs, and he was still smiling at the group of elders.
"The child's name?" The queen asked softly.
Wang thought about it, and just happened to look at the poetry and lyrics he had prepared for his baby little princess before, and said, "The word, the word Dan!" ”
The name of the little prince was thus decided.