Once, I went to a friend's birthday party, my friend was a little rich second generation, and the guests who came were all rich or expensive, and one of them was Bai Fumei, who was very arrogant and annoying.

I don't know where I'm in her way, she just can't get along with me.

There were so many waiters in the audience, but they wanted to instruct me to get the gifts, saying that her car was full of valuables, and she was not at ease when the waiter went.

My friend was very upset, saying that the gift was not in a hurry, and I was also a guest, so there was no reason to let the guest run errands.

Bai Fumei is very arrogant, just a little reporter, what she does is errands, and her car is just mentioned, more than one million limited editions, if I can touch the car door, my ancestors have accumulated virtue.

I was so angry that I wanted to wash her face with a wine bottle, but because this was a friend's field, I couldn't be smashed by me, so I had to swallow my anger and touch the door of the limited edition car.

I don't know what kind of gift Bai Fumei gave, the packaging is strange, and you can still hear the sound of "bang" when you shake it.

If it's a grenade inside, I can throw it in Bai Fumei's car on the spot, fuck the limited edition, I'll make you a limited edition garbage.

Of course, it's not over yet, and if it ends like this, there won't be a chance for Jack to play.

Bai Fumei falsely accused me of stealing her diamond necklace, saying that she spent more than one million yuan to shoot the necklace, and put it in the car with more than one million yuan, and only I had the opportunity to commit the crime, and the motive to commit the crime, so I must have stolen it.

I asked her if I had a chance to commit the crime, and I confessed, but which eye did she see that I had a motive to commit the crime.

You poor ghost, do you want me to list how much money you can earn in a month, where the house you rent is, what are the popular Taobao products you have passed, and how many food stalls have you eaten? You are a person, there is a poor and sour breath all over your body, as long as anyone with a nose present can smell it, you say that you have no motive to commit the crime, the blind man can probably believe it.

She slandered me so much in front of everyone, I wanted to call the police on the spot, since I said that I stole it, then let the police test it, the clean person is self-clearing, and now you have to pay attention to the cost of slandering people, can you convict me with one mouth?

Seeing that I called the police, she panicked, reached out and dropped my mobile phone, the kidney six I just bought, which was exchanged for several months of instant noodles, was gently and skillfully dropped on the marble floor by her.

Forget it, although more than one million is just a few clothes for me, but for you, it is enough for you to squat in the class room for a few years, for the sake of Qingqing's birthday, I won't care about you in general, even if the necklace is given to you, I hope you won't have a next time, others will not be as kind as me.

Bai Fumei's kung fu of reversing right and wrong really arrived at home, gently and skillfully exposed this matter, detained me a large basin of dirty water, and let her give herself a good reputation.

When I got home, I was angry for days, and Jack looked at my face for days.

My friend later apologized to me, saying that Bai Fumei was that temper, I didn't know the identity of a person in our circle before, and accused others of stealing her clothes, and later, I knew that her clothes were not eye-catching at all with other people's net worth, so I stopped for a while, but I didn't expect to repeat the old trick this time, and I was unlucky, just hit her muzzle.

Unexpectedly, Bai Fumei and I met again soon, still at a party, still in the original hotel, and even the people present were exactly the same as before.

Jack also went at the time, I wanted to leave early, but Jack couldn't walk at all when he saw the free food, but fortunately, Bai Fumei stopped that day and didn't continue to live with me.

At the end of the show, many people began to rummage through their bags,

Why is my diamond jewelry missing? Why is my Patek Philippe watch missing? Why is my gold-encrusted phone missing? Why is my Gucci belt missing? It's mine......

I'm amazed that I've been able to lose my belt all these years, and it's a miracle.

In the end, these lost things were found in Bai Fumei's limited edition car, and the car full of boarding, all of them were famous brands, with Bai Fumei's green and yellow face, how to look at it and how comfortable.

And, most importantly, all of them didn't call the police, and they all said that they didn't have the same knowledge as her, so that she wouldn't steal so many things at once in the future, and besides, it was useless for her to steal the man's belt.

In the end, Bai Fumei ate Coptis chinensis dumbly, and drove away with her limited edition in a gray manner.

I have a new vending machine downstairs with all kinds of snacks and drinks.

Jack is not interested in snacks and drinks, but he is interested in the operation of the vending machine, especially the sound of the food rolling out at the end, which is almost as obsessed with drugs as he is.

At first, I didn't care, who doesn't have a few strange hobbies, anyway, it doesn't cost a few dollars, he likes to listen, I'll pay for it, anyway, drinks and snacks end up in my stomach.

However, things are gradually changing beyond my expectations, the money in the drawer is dwindling, and the drinks in the fridge are running out.

I strictly ordered Jack not to appear within three meters of the vending machine, and the budget for dog food for this month was cancelled.

Jack didn't resist, not even a word of rebuttal.

I was relieved to feel that my own Jack had finally grown up, ignoring the fact that he was more than a thousand years old.

It was Sunday, and when I woke up, it was almost afternoon, and suddenly I heard a lot of noise outside, and occasionally the sound of police cars.

In the spirit of watching the excitement, I opened the curtain and looked down, obediently, the original place where the vending machine was placed was blank, the police were busy collecting evidence next to it, and there was a circle of chattering onlookers around.

Which daring dared to steal the vending machine, and besides, the vending machine was so heavy, and how he moved it away is also an unsolved mystery.

Suddenly, I found a question, where did Jack, who loves to watch the excitement, go, and why wasn't he in such a lively scene?

I opened the door and was so shocked that I almost fell down the stairs.

Well, the lost vending machine stood in front of my house, full of drinks and snacks, and even the broken wires underneath.

Dead Jack, you're going to kill your sister.

Later, the police turned my house upside down, took me to the police station and locked me up for several days, and when I came back, the vending machine was gone, and I heard that the merchant used a truck to pull all the vending machines around the area overnight, and there was no vending machine in our community again.

Once, I went to the Yunnan-Guizhou area for an interview, and I heard that the scenery there was very good, so I took Jack with me by the way.

Passing by a village on the way, I heard that a festival was being prepared inside, and it was only held once in ten years, so I was about to take a group of photos of the customs of ethnic minorities, so I took Jack into the village.

This is a minority settlement, I don't know which one, but I think the clothing houses are very chic, although they are close to the town, but there is no modern atmosphere.

The people inside were very welcoming, welcomed me into a big house, and said that they must let me stay for a few more days, and when I left, they left two stout men by the way, saying that they would take care of my food, clothing, housing and transportation in the morning and evening.

I don't know if they were too enthusiastic or if they had some plans for me, but I think maybe it's because of other people's customs, and I can't care too much about it.

Jack is heartless, eating other people's things, sleeping in other people's beds, and has no sense of crisis at all.

In the evening, the village chief led a man to me, who had a white beard and could not describe what he was wearing, as if two pieces of linen were spliced together.

The village chief introduced the man as the high priest, and he was in charge of the sacrifices being prepared.

I was in awe and hurriedly saluted him.

He seemed to be interested in me, and asked me a lot of private questions, such as where is my hometown, how many households are in the population, what industry I am engaged in, whether I have relatives and friends with backgrounds, how long I have been out this time, whether I have told my family and friends, etc.

In the end, he asked me how old I was to wet the bed, and how many years had I menstruated.

He smiled and told me not to be nervous and asked me if I would like to run for the Holy Woman.

I asked what the Holy Maiden was.

He said that the saint is the spokesperson of the gods, and must be the most outstanding in appearance and the cleanest in life, and at the time of sacrifice, accept the prostrations of the whole tribe, and convey our wishes to the gods.

I have some doubts that my candidacy for the Holy Maiden as a foreigner will cause the gods to condemn me.

He said that foreigners were not allowed to participate in the election, but I was related to the gods, and I was so pure and clean, I was the best candidate for the Holy Maiden.

I wasn't fooled by his words, but in order to take a few valuable photos, I agreed to run.

Running for election is a fucking disguise, from the very beginning, I was designated as a candidate for the Holy Maiden, and from the very beginning, I couldn't take it off when I put on the prosperous costume of the Holy Maiden, but whenever I had the idea of giving up, a bunch of people immediately brainwashed me.

The saddest thing is that I have eaten the food provided by them in the past few days, and the more I eat, the more I have no strength, and the more I eat, the more I want to sleep.

What made me despair the most was that Jack ate more than I did and slept more than I did.

Finally, the day of the sacrifice came, and sure enough, the holy woman was on high to accept the prostration of all the people, and listened to their wishes to tell the gods. If that's all I want, I'm willing to be a saint here full-time, and enjoy the treatment of being kneeled and knocked nine times.

It's just that I had to convey these wishes to the gods by lighting a fire and burning me alive.

The whole clan looked at me with blank expressions, as if I were a roast leg of lamb about to be served.

Mistress Jack was still asleep, and he didn't know he was going to turn into a roasted dog.

Just when everyone thought that things would not take any other turn, a turning point came, a squad of policemen surrounded the whole village, I was rescued, the high priest was arrested, and everyone in the village was summoned to the police station.

Afterwards, I told Jack that if the police hadn't arrived in time, I would have been cremated early.

Jack gave me a roll of the eye, if I hadn't called the police earlier, would the police have appeared in such a timely manner?

He said proudly, I have long thought that there is something wrong with those things, and you still eat so vigorously, you deserve a long lesson of surprise.

I was surprised to say that you know that there is a problem with the food and still eat it to confuse them?

Of course not, those things are much better than dog food in the city, what a pity to waste.

Jack replied to me, and when I went back, I cut off his dog food for a month.