So, on the first day of the holiday, we spent it in the detention center, nibbling on cold wowotou, no, hard steamed buns.

After I came out, I blamed Dahei for dropping the chain at a critical moment, which was really embarrassing to the monster world.

Da Hei was not convinced, "You want me to tell the truth, what I said is the truth, the teacher said, children must be honest, otherwise they will not grow tall......"

Phew, you're a 500-year-old monster, what are you pretending to be tender?

Since the journey didn't start so smoothly, we didn't have the interest to move on, so we found a nearby restaurant, prepared to eat something and went back.

However, we didn't expect that this restaurant would be overcrowded, people from person to person, table to table, and even the outside was covered with plastic stools, and the black pressure on it was full of people.

I said, "This restaurant is so popular, there must be some special dishes, and we are here today." ”

Jack snorted, shook his head, and said, "Not necessarily. ”

Daikoku also sniffed and said, "Definitely not." ”

Lao Sun also learned from them to sniff, then sneezed and said, "Not definitely." ”

We looked at him suspiciously, and he pointed to Jack and Da Hei and said, "It's the two of them, I have to use these three words, I can only arrange them like this." ”

Or the traveler next to us solved our puzzles, he asked us, "You also go to the haunted house to explore?" ”

Before I could answer, Lao Sun stepped up, "Yes, are you also going there?" ”

The man said yes, and then asked, "What tools did you bring with you?" ”

Lao Sun rolled his eyes, pulled the backpack next to me, and said, "It's all here." ”

The man looked at my backpack and sneered, "Dude, you're too sloppy, look at ours." As he spoke, he dragged out a large box and showed us one by one, donkey hooves, glutinous rice, soybeans, yellowed rune paper, a consecrated Bodhisattva pendant, a cross of God, and a short knife engraved with Sanskrit......

I pointed to a pack of candles and asked them, why do you bring so many candles, isn't there a flashlight?

They glanced at each other, smiled, and replied to me disdainfully: "Haven't you seen the ghost blowing the lamp, so uneducated!" ”

I was stunned, I really wanted to reply to them, I have read the tomb robbery notes, is it considered cultured?

The group invited us to share a table with them and chatter about their adventures, and the more I listened, the more I felt that something was wrong, so I humbly asked, "Are there really so many ghosts in this world?" ”

They scoffed at my question, "Of course." ”

I asked again, "What are those ghosts like, how do they speak, do they also speak Mandarin with dialects?" ”

They looked at each other, and one of Han Fan's sisters said, "They are very kind, very handsome, and will fall in love with humans." ”

Yes, this girl has watched a lot of Korean dramas.

As soon as Miss Han Fan finished speaking, the scholar wearing glasses next to her said: "I met a ghost once, in our hometown, I kept walking and walking, and I couldn't get out, fortunately I met an uncle, and he took me out, it is said that there is a grave where I wandered, I must have encountered a ghost hitting the wall, do you know that the ghost hitting the wall?" ”

Lao Sun asked: "Was it a son or an ugly time?" ”

The scholar was stunned, and immediately opened Baidu, what time was the search time and the ugly time, and finally Baidu was good, he raised his head and said: "It was daytime, and the sun had not yet set." ”

Jack asked, "Then how long has it been since you been back to your hometown?" ”

He thought for a moment and snapped his fingers, "It's been three years, and my hometown has really changed a lot." ”

Lao Sun nodded clearly, the fart hit the wall, this scholar is just lost.

Then they asked us if we had ever seen a ghost.

Lao Sun said that he had seen it, and there were quite a few, but they were all surrendered by him.

After hearing this, the group laughed, patted Lao Sun's shoulder and said, "Brother, you are really good at bragging, admire!" ”

Lao Sun took a sip of tea, not like the frog at the bottom of the well.

Finally full of food and drink, our large army began to set off to the haunted house, but there was a group of people behind it, I asked Lao Sun, will this battle scare the ghosts to hide?

Lao Sun sneered: "Where the ghost came from in broad daylight, the scenery here is good, let's take it as a tourist." ”

As he walked, Da Hei suddenly became excited, and he looked around and began to look for something.

I asked him what he was looking for? He said barren mountains and mountains, to see if there was any kind.

Jack slapped him hard, "The whole world is engaged in the extinction of wild animals, do you have any common sense, and it is the same, but I haven't seen a few ...... in the deep mountains and old forests."

This made us very sad, and a girl in the back heard our conversation and suddenly said, "If you want to find wild animals, go to the zoo to find them, there are lions, tigers, and cute pandas." ”

We collectively got stuck in the shell, thanked the sister for her kindness, maybe she can't tell the difference between wild and domesticated, but is a domestic lion still a lion? Baby pandas are cute, but are they anything else besides cute?

After traveling all the way through the mountains and rivers, and finally arrived at the haunted house, everyone stopped and stared in horror at the three small bungalows in front of them.

I asked the girl next to me what was wrong, why did everyone stop, let's go in and have a look. The girl replied to me in horror: "Auntie, aren't you afraid?" ”

I looked at my sister's appearance, twenty-five or six, and then at my appearance, twenty-seven or eight, why did she call me auntie? This generation is wrong, how can she be willing to degrade to be demoted? Let me sulk in my belly, which has taken advantage of it.

What's even more annoying is that she dragged Jack next to her and said in a loud voice: "Brother, I'm afraid." ”

Are you afraid? Are you afraid? Why aren't you scared to pee your pants? Green Tea Sister!