Chapter 71: The Nine Kings of Vinegar Don't Like Noodles and Smiles
He.
refers to Zhang Gongzi.
Zhang Gongzi was stupid.
Apparently he has been sucked a lot of yang energy by that female ghost.
Gui Yuxi looked in the direction of Jun Moyan's finger.
Hehe laughed, jumped over, tilted his head and sniffed at Zhang Gongzi: "It's still a little human, fortunately your soul is complete now, otherwise, it's really troublesome." ”
Jun Moyan's ink-black eyes swept a glance at Gui Yuxi, and his voice was deep: "In addition to the human smell, there should be a smell." ”
"Huh? What else does it smell like? Gui Yu looked at him puzzled.
Jun Moyan's gaze slowly fell at Gui Yuxi's feet.
Gui Yuxi followed and looked.
The soles of the shoes are stepping on a bubble...... Well, yellow water.
This thing is supposed to be urine.
It's something that Zhang Gongzi just scared out.
In other words, the other smell that Uncle said should be the smell of urine.
Yes.
The little melon immediately jumped far away, and looked at Jun Moyan with extremely complaining eyes: "Uncle, why are you like this, why didn't you tell me earlier." ”
Jun Moyan clenched his fists and coughed lightly: "Your two legs are running too fast to stop." ”
Gui Yuxi rubbed in disgust: "Zhang Gongzi, why are you so small, why didn't you be scared to pee when you and the female ghost were dying on the couch." ”
Zhang Gongzi heard Gui Yuxi mention this matter again.
His face turned pale and his pupils opened.
Bang la blah.
Kindness.
Very good.
Pee again.
Gui Yuxi stroked his forehead and closed his eyes.
"Uncle, it's so cowardly." She shook her head.
"Hurry up, let's go home." Jun Moyan said lightly, I don't want to smell it here...... Well, such a sour taste.
"Okay, go home and sleep." Speaking of this, Gui Yuxi also raised her eyebrows at Jun Moyan very naughtily: "Sleep with your uncle in your arms." ”
Jun Moyan's entire face darkened.
This little noodle melon is so serious!
It's not serious to kidnap him!
Gui Yuxi hooked his finger at Zhang Gongzi.
He came over with a sad face.
"Okay, don't be afraid, I'll help you." Gui Yuxi smiled.
Jun Moyan frowned, inexplicably, he didn't like the little melon to smile so much at other men.
Gui Yuxi took a sorghum branch from a broom.
Sorghum branches have the effect of driving away evil spirits and warding off evil spirits.
She dipped it in some water and drew the shape of a crossroads in the doorway.
"Zhang Gongzi, you stand up." Gui Yu Xi said.
Zhang Gongzi did so.
Gui Yuxi took a broom to sweep the floor around him, and while sweeping, he muttered in his mouth: "Zhang Rensheng, come back quickly, don't be greedy for the outside yin, the positive yang in the world is the best place to return." ”
It took me three times to get it.
"Okay, from today onwards, you are open during the day, sleep at night, and you are not allowed to go to the land of fireworks for nearly a month, self-cultivation, you know." Gui Yuxi told seriously.
Zhang Gongzi nodded again and again: "I know, I know, thank you, master, thank you, master." ”
"Master, wait a minute." Zhang Gongzi hurriedly went around to the counter, grabbed some silver tickets from it and handed them to Gui Yuxi: "Thank you master for saving your life, this is, this is the remaining 50,000 taels of silver tickets, and I hope the master will accept it with a smile." ”
Gui Yuxi glanced at the silver ticket: "Burn it." ”
"Huh?" Zhang Gongzi was stunned for a moment and looked down.
He screamed, "Ah! How! How did it all turn into paper money? ”
"Oh, the money of ghosts is like this, it is worthless in the world, but in the underworld, it can make them rich women." Gui Yuxi smiled and picked up the paper money that Zhang Gongzi threw on the ground: "In a while, I will burn it to the lonely souls and wild ghosts nearby, so that they can eat better and buy beautiful clothes to wear." ”