"Hey!" Yang Liu screamed, she must have seen the old ghost a long time ago and wanted to make a move.

"Auntie, I'll come." I grabbed Yang Liu, and since the local errand officer hadn't come yet, let me, the commander, control the scene first.

Catching ghosts and attracting ghosts is a technical job, and I have to learn it sooner or later.

The villagers in the courtyard saw the shaman master being "kicked", although they couldn't see the ghost, but they all realized something, the originally noisy courtyard became a dead silence, I walked to the coffin and helped the shaman master: "Are you okay?" ”

"It's fine." The master rubbed his waist and looked back in wonder, and the old man was standing there, with his hands behind his back, with an angry face.

This master should be a fake shaman, he didn't see it, and was still muttering, "What's the matter?" ”

"Master, you go and rest first, I'll read it." I took the piece of paper from his hand and stared at the old man.

The old man finally noticed my abnormality, and was slightly surprised, and said, "Can you see me?" ”

"Hehe, old Chen, do you still know me?" I laughed.

As soon as the words "Old Chen" came out of my mouth, the scene was in an uproar, and I waved my hand to the villagers: "Don't make noise, everyone, it's okay." ”

"Yoko, don't scare us! Have you seen Old Chen? Be careful, don't let Old Chen give you death! ”

I turned my head to look over: "Oh, third uncle, you don't have to worry, I can handle it, you can watch it." ”

"Chen Yang?" Old Chen finally recognized me, "You little king and eight calves, where did you learn the evil arts, and you can still see ghosts?" ”

"Hehe, the evil art I learned is not to see ghosts, but to hunt ghosts, do you know what I am doing now?"

"Aren't you a doctor in Shengjing?" Old Chen asked rhetorically.

"Being a doctor, that's before!" I said that the people could only hear me, not the voice of the old man, so I had to repeat his words so that the villagers could hear the truth.

This old fellow, when he was alive, offended the whole village, because of the perfection of the law, he was not morally condemned, and when he died, he could finally be tried in public.

"The deity," I said loudly with my hands behind my back, "It's the commander of the white-clothed Impermanence Guard of the Yin Mission!" You little ghost, don't kneel down for the deity! ”

"Youha, little king and eight calves, dare to pretend to be Bai impermanence? I'm neng to kill you and me! Old Chen said, and pounced, he was a ghost in a state of nothingness, I was an entity, I couldn't fight him directly, I could only draw my sword, just pulled it out, it was not shaken, and in the oblique stab, a blue light suddenly floated out.

"Xiaoyang, go on!" Yang Liu shouted and threw something over.

Thrown too high, helpless, I had to get up, step on the coffin, jump high, catch that thing, it's a demon bell, Nima, this is the equipment to remove demons, what do you do for me?

Catch the demon spirit, I fell to the ground, it's a magic weapon anyway, let's make do with it first, I hold the sword in my right hand, shake the demon bell in my left hand, and there are words in my mouth: "Old calf Chen, kneel down quickly, otherwise you will be killed, and you will not be reincarnated!" ”

Old Chen was stunned by my bluff and didn't dare to approach.

Actually, for ghost hunting, I still don't have enough methods, but I'm also a Yin Adult, at least now this body, I am no longer afraid of ghosts, and this well moon in my hand, because it is a weapon in the underworld, whether it is against real ghosts or virtual ghosts, the effect is the same.

"Little Wang Ba Calf, take a broken bell, just want to bluff you and me?" The old Chen finally reversed his taste and pounced again, helplessly, I had to get the sword, not stabbing, but slashing over, the blade is not sharp, it is for people, for ghosts, the magnetic field in the sword is the weapon that hurts them.

A sword slashed over, the old man Chen passed by me, an arm, was cut to the ground, quickly turned into a wisp of green smoke, dissipated, I looked back at the old man Chen, he looked at his broken arm in surprise, his face finally showed a look of horror, puff knelt on the ground: "My lord spare his life!" Spare your life! ”

"I didn't want to kill you, you did it yourself!" I said sharply and pointed at the village chief's family with my sword, "What do you want to do just now sneakily hiding behind Chen Shuji?" Do you want to possess him and harm him? Tell me the truth, maybe the deity will spare your life! ”

"Yes, yes, I said," Old Man Chen kowtowed repeatedly, "I want to toss Xiao Min!" ”

Xiao Min is the daughter of the village chief's family, about the same age as Xiaomi, but she didn't study after going to the health school, and stayed at home to get married, I looked at Xiao Min, I saw that her eyes were dull, her eyes were blank, and she looked straight ahead, and above her shoulders, there were two faint breaths, indicating that she had been possessed by her grandfather before, and she had not completely eased up.

"You old king and eight calves, you don't even let go of your granddaughter!" I scolded, and then, walked up to Xiao Min, slapped her on both shoulders with a sword, and the residual ghost qi was naturally no match for the sword qi, and it dissipated instantly.

Xiao Min woke up like a daydream, her body twitched twice, her eyes returned to normal, and she asked softly, "Dad, what's wrong?" ”

The village chief originally had a puzzled expression, he was a member of the party, and he didn't seem to believe that his father was haunted, but when he saw his daughter's change, he was convinced, and immediately thanked me: "Oh, Chen Yang, but thanks to you, Xiao Min has been in a trance since yesterday, I thought she was overly sad because of her grandfather's death!" ”

"The stinky old man is dead, I'm sad fart! When I was alive before, I was bullied! Xiao Min said sadly and indignantly, she didn't say it directly, maybe she was afraid of humiliating the family, but everyone in the village knew that this bastard grandfather had done some heinous and disgusting things to Xiao Min, but fortunately he was discovered by the village chief in time, so he didn't make a big mistake, and it was because of this incident that the village chief drove Lao Chen out of his home.

I turned to Old Man Chen: "Listen, what does my granddaughter say about you, because you are thick-skinned and have lived for so long!" ”

Old Chen didn't dare to refute, so he had to say yes repeatedly.

At this time, I saw a ghost floating in at the gate, it was a male ghost, wearing the uniform of the Night Wandering Divine Guard, transparent, he walked directly through the crowd, floated over with a confused face, looked at me, and then looked at the old man Chen who was kneeling on the ground.

"Are you a local yin?" I asked with a frown.

"Yes, who are you?" The Night Wanderer asked vigilantly.

"Yin Cha Mansion, Chen Yang." I said with my hands behind my back.

"Ah, it turned out to be Commander Chen." The night wanderer quickly knelt down and said hello to me.

"Excuse me," I said in a deep voice, "what's the matter with you?" It's been days since people died, and you came to collect your souls? Went drinking? ”

"Hui Yu Lord," Ye Youshen got up, and said with sincere fear, "The villain is not the yin of this jurisdiction, the town is yin, originally a white-clothed impermanence, recently, she was transferred to Shengjing, saying that it was a mission, the villain is the yin of the neighboring town of Wollongong, the morning before yesterday, Wollongong had a car accident, and several people died, and the villain has been taking care of that side for the past few days, so Yangquan Town is here...... I hope you will forgive me. ”

Oh, it turns out that this is not the jurisdiction of the Night Wandering God, but our guard, he probably heard the news at night, came to check, and then bumped into me.

"It doesn't matter whose jurisdiction it is, since you're here, I'll bother you to take a trip and lead him to the underworld." I pointed to the old man Chen on the ground and said.

"Yes, my lord." The Night Wandering God nodded, took out a chain from the wide sleeved robe, detained Old Man Chen's ghost, and led it to the door.

"Thank you for your hard work, meet Lord Wenliang, say hello to me." I said, and the night wanderer looked back, stunned for a moment, but bowed again.

It seems that I have confused the day wandering god with the night wandering god, the commander of the night wandering god may be Qiao Kun, and the commander of the day wandering god is gentle......

No matter what, sending away the evil ghost of Old Man Chen can be regarded as doing a good deed, the funeral has to continue, the shaman master was kicked very lightly, he is sitting on the ground, rubbing his waist and resting, I will take care of the rest of the links.

After obtaining the village chief's consent, I picked up the obituary on the ground and read it aloud with emotion.

"Old Man Chen left, walked very painfully, and when he was cremated, he also cheated the corpse, kept shouting that he was not dead, and finally burned it with iron chains. The fire was very strong, creaking and creaking, and it took three hours to extinguish. At the memorial service, "Today is a Good Day" was played, and the family members were all strong, none of them cried, and one couldn't help laughing. The wind was very strong in the afternoon, and on the way back from transporting the ashes from the county seat, the car overturned, and the urn was broken......

When I read this, I'm almost laughing, what a terrible obituary written by anyone!

"Ahem," I cleared my throat and continued, "tomorrow morning at eight o'clock, the old man will be officially buried in the circle of the back mountain grave, and I hope that the neighbors will come over with shovels, and everyone will bury him together, which can be regarded as the last vent." During this period of his life, he has caused trouble to everyone, and on behalf of my father, I would like to extend my most sincere apologies to everyone. Obituary: Chen Dewang. ”

It turned out that it was written by the village chief himself, which is kind of interesting.

After reading the obituary, the night funeral is over, the big shed next to it has been set up, according to custom, after the burial is completed tomorrow morning, Chen Dewang will invite the villagers to eat, this is a "happy funeral", and even more please.

After the end, the villagers gathered around, and asked me this and that curiously, I pretended to be busy with official business, escaped from the crowd, and returned home, Yang Liu and Sumathara and the family of three had already gone home first, and a Land Cruiser was parked in the yard, and the dragon group license plate should have been driven back by Yang Liu.

When I entered the house, I saw a lot of gifts piled up on the cabinet and on the floor, including animal meat, all kinds of fur products, and a huge ginseng tree.

"Who gave you a bribe?" I asked Willow with a frown.

The three members of the demon clan were in another room, and they didn't know what they were discussing.

"This is the dowry that Dara's parents brought from the demon world." Yang Liu said with a smile.

"Marry...... Trousseau! "I smiled bitterly, and I can be like that pile of things, what kind of mess are they, a local product of the demon clan?

It seems that this marriage is not as easy to push off as imagined......