Chapter 97: Gnomes

From my point of view, I believe that there are "ghosts" in this world, because I have seen them with my own eyes in the tomb of Aunt Braid. But the strange thing is that Zhou Boren is the director of the Institute of Unsolved Mysteries, but he doesn't believe that there are ghosts in this world, he thinks that all supernatural phenomena are illusions in nature, no matter how evil they sound, there are scientific principles behind them to explain.

So when Boss Wang said this, Zhou Boren and others reacted completely differently. When Pudding and Er Biao and I heard Boss Wang say that the brainless dead body that was turned over by Gu Nianxia in the "Ghost Mastiff Altar" was him, the three of us were almost urinating. But when Zhou Boren heard this, not only was he not surprised, but he laughed.

He sneered: "Wang Yang, are you drinking high?" ”

Boss Wang faced Zhou Boren's ridicule, but he didn't seem angry, waved his hand to the four subordinates around him, and said lightly: "You guys go out first."

After hearing Boss Wang's order, the four people didn't say a word, nodded, and went out.

After they went out, Boss Wang took out a cigarette, lit three, and put one in the mouths of Zhou Boren and Er Biao, he patted the shoulders of the two and smiled: "You're welcome, smoke it." After speaking, he walked up to me again, put one in my mouth, and said helplessly and bitterly: "Third brother, my brother knows that you are addicted to smoking, take two puffs to refresh yourself." ”

How could Zhou Boren and Er Biao smoke the enemy's cigarettes? Fuck it and spit out the cigarette. I saw them spit out their cigarettes, and if I didn't vomit, wouldn't it hurt my morale a little? But what Wang Yang said is right, I have a stinky problem that is a big addiction to smoking, I haven't smelled a fart for several hours, and I have long been itchy and unbearable, so I secretly took two sips, trying not to let my teammates see it, and then I also learned from Zhou Boren and Er Biao, and viciously spit out the Yuxi on my mouth. Seriously, at that moment, my heart hurt as if the bacon that had been hanging on the balcony for half a year had been stolen.

Boss Wang saw that we hated him so much, so he had to sigh helplessly. Then, in full view of everyone, he slowly took out an ID card from his pocket. Our eyes focused on the ID card, but our eyes widened and widened, because the person in the ID card looked exactly like Boss Wang, but the name was not "Wang Yang", but called: Li Lijun.

We're all a little blindsided.

What does this mean?

Could it be that his real name is not Wang Yang, but Li Lijun? But what's even more strange is this: why did he show us this ID card at such a time? Just when all of us were puzzled, we only heard Boss Wang say in a calm tone: "The owner of this body is originally named Li Lijun, and I have lived in his body for more than 20 years......"

As soon as he said this,

The room was full of shocked pupils!

What does he mean by that? What does it mean that he has been living in someone else's body for more than twenty years? What kind of creature is this Boss Wang?! Looking at our group of people all dumbfounded, Boss Wang lit a cigarette for himself, so he continued to tell us the following story:

More than 20 years ago, because of the "Lychee Incident", Boss Wang jumped in despair and jumped off the cliff of Qinling. In a sense, he was indeed dead. We all know that the suicide method of jumping off the cliff was originally to have a good time, but Liu Xiang has a good saying: when people are unlucky, the toilet can't be crossed.

People generally jump off the cliff with their heads to the ground, but Boss Wang is back fashionable, he jumps off the cliff with his butt to the ground, and the bottom of the mountain road looks like a cliff, in fact, it is only a small section, and the rest is actually a gentle slope. After Boss Wang jumped down, the lower half of his body fell like a broken tofu brain, and his spine was broken several times, but he was stunned and didn't die, his brain was already clear and active.

He was lying in a ravine, his body was sparse, his face was pale, and his body temperature gradually began to cool, but even so, he Wang Yang was stunned for more than twenty minutes and did not lose his breath.

This kind of death is the most painful, Wang Yang hates it!

He hated why God would treat him like this?

Don't even kill yourself to give him a good time?

But at this time, an incredible scene appeared in the eyes of Boss Wang. He saw behind a mountain wall two hundred meters away from him, and a Tibetan mastiff with a pitch-black body slowly approached him! What's even more incredible is that there is a child riding on the back of the Tibetan mastiff!

Although Boss Wang doesn't read much, he also knows that the Tibetan mastiff is the mount of the "Living Buddha". Like most people, he Wang Yang has also fantasized countless times about what happens when people die? Is it picked up by black and white impermanence? Or do you go to heaven with a light body to see the Virgin Mary? Now that it is his turn to usher in death, I realized that after death, people were picked up by the "living Buddha" riding a Tibetan mastiff.

But after the "living Buddha" approached, Boss Wang couldn't help but be stunned. Because in his imagination, the living Buddha is the image of "like a lotus flower out of the mud without staining", but the "living Buddha" in front of him is too ugly, right?

Sitting on the back of the Tibetan mastiff "Living Buddha", less than one meter tall, but not a child at all, but a middle-aged man with an extremely ugly face, a face like a donkey and a wolf, ugly is simply shattering! It's just that it was too far away just now, and Boss Wang didn't see it clearly at all, and thought it was a child.

And this kind of "old face and small body" deformed person, in our modern words, is called: dwarf.

The dwarf riding the Tibetan mastiff circled the "disabled" Boss Wang on the ground several times. Wang Yang suddenly realized that the person in front of him was probably not a "living Buddha", but a "hermit" who lived in the deep mountains of the Qinling Mountains and studied voodoo and evil arts.

Before Boss Wang set off, his uncle told him again and again: When the truck is walking on the Qinling Mountain Road, if he encounters any strange people waving on the side of the road, he must not stop. Otherwise, if you encounter those crazy "hermits in the mountains", it is very likely that they will be secretly killed, and then the corpse will be taken to alchemy.

His uncle and aunt have been superstitious since childhood, and Boss Wang almost didn't laugh out loud when he heard these words, but he just said "I know" out of embarrassment, but he didn't take it to heart at all. But now a strange dwarf riding a Tibetan mastiff is standing in front of him, and he can't believe it!

This man looks like a monster, not a normal human. Boss Wang thought to himself: Could this be the "Qinling Hermit" in his uncle's mouth? Did he want to take his corpse back to alchemy?

And at this time, the Tibetan mastiff suddenly pounced on Boss Wang's side and ate the meat of his lower body into his mouth piece by piece! The Tibetan mastiff's mouth emitted a tingling stench, and maggots even wriggled between its teeth. Although he knew that his life was short, in the face of such a scene, a huge sense of fear still spread throughout Boss Wang's body. The scariest thing in this world is to watch yourself being eaten bit by bit, and you are still alive in the process.

Boss Wang's spirit collapsed.

His eyes darkened, and he lost his breath......