Chapter 2: The Red Coat
"Uncle, do you know anything?"
After chanting, I found my uncle as soon as I came out.
Not surprisingly, this master is enjoying it in the clouds and fog at this time, looking at that appearance, it is like becoming an immortal.
I don't know what's good about smoking these two puffs, and now the concept that smoking is harmful to health is being promoted everywhere, but my uncle has misunderstood the fundamental meaning of this sentence at all.
For so many years, I have insisted on the great ambition that as long as I smoke one more cigarette, the world will have one less cigarette.
"Know what?" Uncle just glanced at me, looked away again, and spat out a smoke ring in his mouth, looking so unhappy.
I suddenly said angrily: "Uncle, I'm not stupid, if you want to ask me for help, it's best to tell me the truth, otherwise, don't come to me next time." ”
"What did you find?" Uncle paused, flicked the cigarette in his hand, and then asked.
"When I was chanting just now, I found that the old man Wang's body was very dead, his neck was blue and black, and part of the skin on his hands was also black and blue, which was not a manifestation of corpse spots. And the copper coin in Old Man Wang's mouth has also appeared rusty black, uncle, don't tell me that the copper coin was like that from the beginning. ”
"Seriously?" Uncle's face changed.
I didn't speak.
Uncle: "......"
To be honest, I don't like troublesome things very much, and I can definitely push it clean, and my uncle knows this. But looking at my uncle's expression now, I don't have to think about it to know that I was deceived by this master again, what is as simple as doing white things to make a little money, in this situation, it is strange that it can be simple.
I'll just say, how could Old Man Wang not work when he was less than half a hundred, and it wasn't a natural or man-made disaster.
"Damn! I knew it wasn't so easy to take! Uncle directly blew his beard and scolded.
"Uncle, what do you mean by that?" I was a little surprised by this master's sudden reaction.
"What else can you mean? It's not what you see, I'll just say it's not right! Damn, at the beginning of last month, I saw this old man Wang, that spirit, the sky fell and it didn't necessarily mean that this disease would die quickly, you said that this would just lie in the coffin, can I not doubt the ghost? I didn't expect to really bump into these shitty things, I didn't give much money, but there were a lot of troubles! ”
Me: "......"
"Then uncle, why do you still take this job?" I asked.
"Ahem......" Uncle didn't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, so he avoided my gaze, and said seriously: "We were originally doing this business, how can we know that there is something strange and still avoid it?" Eliminate demons and defend the way, but where our duty lies, the old man has always taught it very clearly, you kid shouldn't have forgotten, right? ”
"I didn't forget, but last time...... Uncle, that's not what you said. ”
"Last time, that was last time! There is a saying that you can do what you can, do what you can! Got it? Forehead...... Forget it, stinky boy, I told you that you don't understand, you stinky boy was taught too stubbornly by the old man, and he doesn't know how to work around at all......" Uncle recalled the last order, and his face couldn't help twitching.
I pursed my lips, noncommittal.
I'm still troublesome, but do we have a choice then? It's not the situation that forces it. And when it comes to what happened last time, I haven't settled accounts with this master yet! The development of things is completely different from what was said at the beginning, and it is simply a trap for people to die......
Well?
Wait a minute......
"And what about us now?" I asked, suddenly understanding something.
How can the events of this trip be so similar to the last time!
"Now?" Uncle took another sip, looked at his face and seemed to regret taking the list, and said, "It's better to ......"
"Why not as good as what?"
"Why don't we call the police."
The corners of my mouth twitched and I paused for a few seconds.
I thought that this master could say something, but he actually gave me such a sentence coldly!
"Call the police?"
"That's right! Call the police! Uncle reiterated, looking a little serious.
I couldn't help but be speechless.
"Is there any other way for you kid?" Uncle rolled his eyes and looked straight at me.
I knew that this master should be waiting for me to blurt out and agree to him when my head is hot.
Why is this method just changing the soup and not the medicine?
I rolled my eyes and pretended to be helpless: "What can I do?" As...... Uncle, let's just find a chance to excuse ourselves from slipping away? ”
"You ......" This master really didn't expect me to respond like this, and he was immediately choked by his own cigarette, "cough...... Cough...... What are you talking about, you stinky boy?! ”
"You...... What do you kid ...... How can it be?! Uncle looked at me with wide eyes, "Yu Tianming!" You kid is the one hundred and ninth generation descendant of our Yu Clan's Dao Sect! Decent sects, passed down from generation to generation, and they are also passed on to the elders but not to the young, to the male but not to the female, and now the only orthodox bloodline heir of the younger generation! You kid actually said such a thing as running away, if the old man knew about it, he would have to break your legs! ”
"If it weren't for your uncle and I who didn't get half a point of inheritance because of the ancestral bloodline restrictions, where would I be afraid of this little thing?! You kid has all the ability, and you actually ......"
Uncle said with a "pathetic" face, with a face of hatred that iron is not made of steel, of course, if I didn't know this master, I would have been ashamed to be ashamed.
But......
Who let us know about him?
Is it the only inheritor?
In today's day and age, I'm afraid that people will laugh at it if you say it.
I shrugged my shoulders helplessly, and changed the conversation and said, "Uncle, it's okay if you want me to make a move, but let's be honest first, how much benefit did the Wang family give you?" ”
"Uh......" Uncle was stunned.
How can I not understand now, this master really wants me to work for a day job!
"Five or five points, no negotiable." I said it cleanly.
"What?! You're too dark! Uncle's face suddenly throbbed.
"Then why don't I be six or four?" My face doesn't change.
"Stinky boy, you ......"
"Oh, uncle, I suddenly remembered that I was still in a bit of a hurry, so I ......"
"You...... Yes! Yes! Five-five is five-five! You stinky boy, how can you become more and more shrewd after only two years! Uncle gritted his teeth and said.
"Heh, isn't this all your old teaching?" I laughed.
I used to be cheated a lot by this master, if I don't learn to be smarter, I can't live this day at all.
And then I learned about the situation from my uncle, and I couldn't help but roll my eyes, daring to love this master, like me, I don't know anything. I felt that the Wang family had given so much benefit to invite him to come, and he himself was self-aware, if it was an ordinary white matter, it was not worth the price at all, so he had no bottom in his heart.
There is no big pie in the sky, Uncle Ke is shrewd.
But if this master watched such a fat list slip under his nose, he couldn't be willing at all, so he forced me to come to town.
I'll just say, it's not a troublesome thing, this master will still think of me?
After thinking about it, it seems impossible to get something substantial from my uncle, and I think that my uncle will be reliable This is a very unreliable thing, and I might as well find a Wang family member to inquire about it myself.
Looking around, this meeting has just finished entering the coffin, and there are many distant relatives of the Wang family gathered in the courtyard.
I walked over and got the most news from those who liked to talk about it.
It's just that before I could take two steps, a figure that flashed away made me unconsciously look at the inside of the courtyard door.
There is no reason why this should not attract my attention, because the figure is wearing a red robe, which is very abrupt in this kind of white thing now.
So I reacted a little and went in to see what was going on.
After all, it stands to reason that the people who will walk around the courtyard are basically the Wang family. And the Wang family is now wearing linen and filial piety, and it is strange that they dare to wear red clothes that will not cause public anger, but there are people who dare, even if this person is not the Wang family, I think it will cause criticism.
Entering the inner courtyard, there are many rooms here, and it seems that it is also the main place for the householders to rest and move. At this time, the front yard was very loud, but I scanned the inner courtyard and didn't see a single figure, let alone a conspicuous figure in red.
It was naturally impossible for a large living person to disappear without permission, so I took a look at the inner courtyard by the way.
"Am I that terrible?"
Just as I was outside a room on the second floor, I heard a soft and charming woman's voice inside, and I could barely hear it clearly.
"No...... No, Aunt Hong......"
Listening to this voice, if I remember correctly, it should be the young master of the Wang family who snatched the cigarette for Shu Ming, Wang Youcai.
"Not? Cluck...... So what do you step back in? And...... Are you still calling me aunt now? ”
"I ......"
"Or do I look that old? I'm ...... younger than you."
The woman said quietly.
"No ......"
"Or, do you dislike me as a master?"
"It's not...... Red...... Red ......"
"Call me Ah Hong."
"Ah Hong......"
Hearing this, my face changed slightly, and I seemed to have heard something terrible.
"Youcai, aren't you usually peeking at me all the time? Cluck...... And now, look closer, isn't it? ”
"Ahem...... Pander to...... Red...... Your clothes, so red...... Let's replace it......"
"You don't like it?"
"No...... No...... It is...... It's going to be talked about, it's not good ......."
In Wang Youcai's voice, he didn't speak easily, and even his breathing was a little heavy.
"But the old man likes it very much, giggle...... It's okay, those people like to talk, just let them say go. Anyway, the lord must like me to dress like this, since the lord likes it, is there any problem? ”
"Well, yes...... But ......"
"Okay, it's not impossible to replace it, you and the master are really a virtue, giggle......"
"Ah...... Red...... I'm not...... I'm not saying change ...... here."
"Talented, isn't it...... Am I not beautiful? ”
“……”
There was another sound of swallowing saliva, and my face couldn't help but turn strange.
"Whew...... Whew......"
"Hmm...... Ah......h
"Talented...... Talented ......"
"Uh-huh...... You're better than the old man! ”
"Did you want to do this to me a long time ago? Ah......h
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