When I heard Sister Pudding's words, I suddenly felt an inexplicable feeling in my heart. It is said that women are "sensual animals", and it seems that this is not true at all. It turns out that people have always regarded me as a bosom friend in their hearts, but I used to say that I hated her very much, that we were just a pure business relationship, which made me even feel a little sorry for her in my heart.

But when she asked me what had happened, I couldn't tell her. It's not that I'm afraid that her mouth will run out of the wind, and she won't be able to let me out of the door and talk nonsense all over the world. I just think that she won't believe Lao Lu's story even if she tells her, and even if I really tell her, how can she help.

But I thought about it carefully, if I told Pudding Sister that I had nothing, according to her character, she would definitely not let me go, so I had an idea, so I lied and told her that I was about to get married, the woman was a young lady from a big family, and his father was rich and the ghost cried wolf.

On that day, she and I shared some philosophical insights on why Bentleys and Luyuan electric cars should be fined, and exchanged constructive proposals on why smoking should not be allowed in the halls. On why they have to take the number and queue up for business and can't call the waiter like a restaurant, they started a wonderful discussion with each other for three hours, and both of them couldn't help but have a sympathy for each other "both Shengyu and He Shengliang". From then on, the mountains are edgeless, the heavens and the earth are united, and the one who loves is called a dead and alive.

As I said before, she is a young lady from a big family, is her father's pearl, so his father does not want a penny bride price, as long as I promise him a request, that is, I must take over their family business, I originally thought that with my intelligence, what is it to manage a small business, but I checked, the family business has more than 30,000 employees, and the business is all over the world, and I can't really manage it if I don't plunge into it. So, pudding, I can't help it if I give up writing, who told me for love.

My foaming stars were flying, but they were interrupted by a grumpy DJ shaking slowly outside the door, and a modified motorcycle stopped at the door of the café, and a young man from the society walked down the car, the image of which you can imagine without my introduction. I looked at this person a little familiar, but I couldn't remember who he was, after this guy came in, he first said hello to his friends, and then skimmed to the table of me and the pudding, and then walked up to me with a little excitement and a little disbelief, took off the big toad mirror on his face, and shouted: "Yo, isn't this the big writer in our class, Mo Laosan!" ”

I was stunned for a moment and said, "Are you the king's head?" ”

He slapped his thigh: "Oh, look at it, look at it, I haven't seen it for so many years, the mold is still there, I recognize you at a glance, it's still the death of Qin Shi Huang begging for the elixir, what's the matter, I heard that your kid is thirty-four and still going on blind dates everywhere?" Did the female traffic police catch up last year? I heard that you took a ticket at the door of the traffic police brigade last time and posed a "I love you", which was all on the Zhangzhou Evening News, okay, you Mo Laosan. ”

My face was bruised and purple, and I really wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into. At this time, Wang's head wrapped his arms around my neck, glanced at the pudding sitting opposite me, and deliberately lowered his voice and said, "Who is this?" A new piece of honey? ”

Although he deliberately pretended to speak in a low voice, but that voice could even be heard by my aunt in Heilongjiang, the corners of Pudding's eyes twitched slightly, it was obvious that he was already on fire, the girl in Beijing is not a soft girl in the south, if this continues to make Wang's head go down, I guess there will be a fight next. So I hurriedly pushed away Wang's head and said, "Gotta got, don't talk about it, this is my boss, you go busy with you first, I'll invite you to drink when I get back, let's talk alone." ”

Wang said with a big head: "Don't, it's better to hit the day than to choose a day, don't you know that tonight is our elementary school reunion?" ”

I said, "I don't know, I haven't been in touch with you for a long time." ”

Wang said with a big head: "Don't say anything, tonight's big scene, everyone is there, you bring your little girlfriend here, our old classmates have a good get-together, drink beer, beer has an atmosphere!" ”

I said, "I don't drink, I'll have something to do in the evening, next time." ”

Wang Datou was about to say something, but was interrupted by the pudding on the side, and the pudding said, "Okay, I'll go to the banquet with my boyfriend in the evening, and we'll see you there." ”

Wang said with a smile: "It's still refreshing for my brother and sister, haha, then we'll see you in the evening!" ”

After the king's head left, Pudding Mei asked me who this turtle was. I said that he was a classmate of mine in elementary school, and he bullied me when he was a child, and I haven't been in contact with him for three or five hundred years. After I said this, I found that Pudding Mei was glaring at me murderously, so I quickly waved my hand and said, "Not including you, not including you." ”

Pudding girl asked me, "Did he bully you?" ”

I laughed and said, "That was more than 20 years ago, so it's not bullying." He was originally the boss of our class, the kind of gangster, you can see it without me saying it. Once the two of us got into a fight over a trivial matter, this guy developed earlier than me, and I didn't win the battle and suffered a loss. The next day, I secretly added two spoonfuls of pesticides to his water cup, and when he drank it in his mouth, it was too late, and his stomach hurt and cried. If it weren't for the small amount and the timely delivery to the hospital, this guy would have gone far. After this incident, neither of us dared to mess with anyone, and we haven't spoken for many years. ”

Pudding Mei said happily: "Then the battle between the two of you is equal to five or five, he is spicy, and you are ruthless." ”

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "What a ruthless person, to put it bluntly, it's just a bunch of ignorant little kids, it was all more than 20 years ago, and I have long forgotten about it." I don't like to deal with them, not because of the past, it's because I think the current people are too fake, nothing real, the class reunion is a kind of disguised show off wealth and superiority party, although there is nothing wrong with this, but I just don't like it very much, time is wasted on this meaningless socialization, I might as well sit at home and drink tea and write more manuscripts. I said you too, what do you promise, I'll take you to the small bar in Gulangyu at this good time in the evening to listen to the song and blow the sea breeze, what kind of meeting with these eight lambs, it's boring. ”

Pudding girl covered her mouth and smiled: "Don't drive me away?" ”

I was choked to death by what she said.

Pudding Mei said: "I think it's good, let's go have a free meal, and we don't want to spend money." Besides, your mouth is too good, and I can't hear the truth from your mouth, so I can only understand the real you by listening to what your classmates say about you. ”

I patted my head and muttered, "It's over." ”