The old man, the second monk, was puzzled, and sucked back the snot that flowed into the middle of the person, he stared at a pair of Fei Yuqing's eyes when he first debuted, and looked at Zhou Boren with a confused face, he saw that Zhou Boren's tone of voice was not like a joke, it seemed that this matter was very important, so he asked hesitantly: "Find ...... Talk to me about something? What's up? ”

Zhou Boren said solemnly: "Let's go to my office and talk." ”

After speaking, Zhou Boren turned around and left......

The old man had no choice but to get out of the car, but he had just taken two steps forward, as if he suddenly remembered something, turned back again, knocked on my car window, and then whispered to me: "Third child, you go first, eat slowly, if there is nothing important on my side, I will take a taxi later, remember to order mustard duck paws, and let the waiter put more green and spicy seeds." ”

I said, "Oh, the director called you, you should hurry, it's really long-winded." ”

The old man reluctantly watched us drive away, and from time to time shouted at our distant backs: "Shoot more garlic on the meat, remember to eat slowly, wait for me!" ”

What did the old man do when he was called by Zhou Boren, none of us know, and no one cares, anyway, the eldest and my second, who was it that day? Isn't this clear, "the people take food as the sky", we can't manage so much now, the Quanjude of the Peace Gate, walking!

The four of us drove Zhou Boren's car, like four birds happily driving on the road of old Beijing, Feng Erbiao and Gu Nianxia have lived in Beijing for more than ten or twenty years, but this is the first time they have really seen the city.

Wangfujing, Tiananmen Square, Bird's Nest Stadium......

Along the way, a unique building passed in front of our eyes, but he Feng Erbiao was so excited, he kept shouting, and after a while, he patted my left shoulder and shouted: "Hey, third, look at what it is!" After a while, he patted my right shoulder and shouted, "Third child, look at that old girl, the thief is beautiful!" ”

Everyone knows that Er Biao, the king and the eight calves, has a lot of strength, and I patted him on both shoulders and was bruised, but when I thought that this was his first visit to Beijing, I wanted to scold this dog, but I thought about it. So just like that, our car swayed and arrived at the Quanjude Roast Duck Restaurant near the Peace Gate.

After entering the door, we went straight to the fifth floor, because of the consideration of Er Biao's eating problem, I in line with the basic principle of not frightening the people, I asked the waiter softly if there was a private room? The waiter said yes, but it can only be booked. I said I can add 100 yuan for service fees? Her head shook like my second uncle who had epilepsy, and she bit it to death and said no, I had no choice but to sit in the hall.

Feng Erbiao They don't care where they sit, they only care about how long it takes for the roast duck to come up, the waiter said that the ducks are freshly roasted, and they have to wait for fifty minutes, there is no way, we have to wait while drinking tea and chattering.

There is nothing more painful in life than this.

Smelling the fragrance of the table next to us, the stomach of the four of us was growling, but fortunately, fifty minutes was just a way for the waiter to "evade responsibility", in fact, it was not that long at all, we waited for about 20 minutes, and six fragrant roast ducks were pushed up in a small dining cart.

You read that right, four people, six roast ducks......

Go to Quanjude to eat, generally speaking, four people order one or two roast ducks is the limit, and even half of them are small in size, but the four of us ordered six roast ducks, in fact, how can I order so much, but we can't help it, who made me soften my heart and bring Feng Erbiao, the king of the eight calves, he can eat four alone, and he can't stop it.

After a good meal of mountains and tsunamis, although Gu Nianxia and Pudding also ate it, at least the image is passable, but Feng Erbiao and I are different, our stomachs are swollen as if we are pregnant, let alone standing, we can't sit steadily. I happily said to Gu Nianxia: "Nianxia, what's the matter, I didn't lie to you, right?" Is Quanjude delicious? ”

Gu Nianxia nodded: "It's okay." ”

I laughed, but I laughed and laughed but suddenly a loud fart appeared, "poof", the sound of a thief, this fart sound is very strange, there is a hint of seriousness in the joy, and it does not stink, but a strong critical color. Pudding covered his nose with one hand, and kept fanning the wind with the other, scolding while fanning: "Mo Laosan, you are really unqualified!" ”

My face is blue and purple, my heart secretly screams bad, just now that fart is really not that I have no quality, but a kind of gastrointestinal disease inherited from our ancestors, our old Mo family this bloodline does not know what evil is in, whether it is grandparents or grandchildren, as long as they eat and support it, they love to fart, I remember the Chinese New Year's Eve the year before last, I went to my father's side to eat Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, thieves lively, a table of twenty-seven or eight people, all surnamed Mo.

That night, my grandmother stewed four pots of big elbows, salty and spicy, the good guy called a fragrant, and a group of us who ate it all rolled their eyes, and the result was good, and after a while, the kung fu ancestor appeared, and the fart in the room crackled, and the neighbors who didn't know it the next day boasted: or his old Mo family has a New Year's flavor, and the sound of firecrackers has not stopped this night......

I told Pudding and Gu Nianxia all these things, and they nodded suspiciously, and no longer said that I was not qualified, but Feng Erbiao said happily while burping: "I didn't expect your dignified temporary team leader, it turned out to be a fart!" ”

I glanced at Feng Erbiao and said, "You kid just accumulate some virtue in your mouth, look at your burp, are you embarrassed to talk about me?" What's wrong with me Mo Laosan, that's also put in the ass, at least the body organs do their jobs, what about you? A belly of farts is coming out of the mouth, it's so fragrant! ”

Feng Erbiao and I fought each other all the way, from the dining table to the cash register, and from the corridor to the elevator, until we walked into the elevator, we were a little quieter, after all, there are so many people in the elevator, it is not a place to tear up.

There are a lot of people in the elevator in Delhi, the key is still slow, I endured a fart, I endured a fart, I couldn't bear it, Erbiao looked at me with a mouse's eyebrows and smiled, but at this time he suddenly hiccuped, I had an idea, cleverly put the fart out quietly, the voice was just covered by Erbiao, at this time the fart smell spread, the small elevator was filled with a strong communist feelings, a buddy finally couldn't help it, pointed to Erbiao and asked: "What did you eat at noon?" ”

Er Biao's face was burning, "I, I" didn't know where to start for a long time, and when he wanted to explain, the elevator door just opened, and the passengers scattered, just like avoiding the plague, I patted Er Biao's shoulder lovingly like an old chief, and said seriously: "Young man, you still have a lot to learn, take your time......"

After eating the roast duck, we drove to Wangfujing, which is a pedestrian street, we just happened to be shopping while eliminating food, and there was a meal at night, I don't know if his old man is busy, in the end he plans to come?

Shopping, we passed by a clothing store, this store is not high-grade, dozens of yuan big sale, pudding said that I want to go in and see, so Gu Nianxia accompanied her, I was not interested in clothes, so I happened to squat at the door to smoke a cigarette, Feng Erbiao saw an old man buying cherries in the alley across the road, he asked me: "Temporary team leader, I'll go and buy some fruit to try, and I'll be back in five minutes, okay?" ”

I said angrily: "Your fucking squad leader is the squad leader, do you have to add the word temporary?" ”

Er Biaole said: "Gotta get it, isn't this a joke, I'll come back when I go!" ”

I didn't bother to care about him, I just squatted aside to smoke, and after a while, Gu Nianxia and Pudding came out, and when I saw that I was alone, I asked, "Where is Erbiao?" ”

I said, "I went across the street to buy cherries." ”

I hadn't finished speaking, but I saw Feng Erbiao hurriedly return to us, his face was as white as paper, and he was covered in layers of white sweat, I couldn't help frowning, so I asked him, "What's wrong?" What's wrong? ”

Er Biao said in horror: "The old man selling fruit on the other side ...... Doesn't seem right! ”