Shanshui Zhou City, on both sides of the river, and now the east and west banks are built along the river, forming the first choice for citizens to relax along the river. Every day, from the beginning of the hour, there are countless citizens here to enjoy the cool and play.

Under a giant acacia tree, the melodious sound of silk and bamboo gongs and drums continues, and several old and dependent pear orchard ticket holders attract the roar of the audience from time to time.

There is a small hexagram stall not far away, only a yellow silk cloth is spread on the ground, and the silk cloth is crookedly painted with the pattern of Tai Chi gossip, and the eight characters of "Li's iron mouth, God breaks the world" below are even more lacking in pen and less painting. However, the stall owner closed his eyes slightly in comfort, shaking his head with the sound of silk and bamboo next to him.

This Li Tiekou looks like he is in his forties, with a goatee on his forehead and a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose. I saw that he suddenly squinted his eyes slightly, and his gaze locked on one person, but it was a man who was also about forty years old, but no matter how he looked at it, the appearance of that man did not seem to be worthy of compliment.

The man was burly, with long hair hanging down his shoulders, and he didn't know how long he hadn't washed it, and it was shiny, and he seemed to be able to smell it just by looking at it. He was wearing a set of gray-white clothes, but no one was sure whether the gray-white color was the same or had not been washed for a long time.

Li Tiekou squinted his eyes, and he didn't know where he saw anything, so he suddenly stepped forward and looked at the man respectfully, "Sir, you have a heavenly bone on your forehead and a spiritual light in your eyes, this is the birth of an immortal, a fairy descending to earth, and finally let me wait for you." ”

The man lowered his head, his eyebrows furrowed, as if he was full of worries, and was suddenly stopped by Li Tiekou, he couldn't help but raise his head in a daze, "You...... What did you say? ”

Li Tiekou stretched out his hand to help his glasses, "I see that there is a spiritual light looming in your eyes, and the forehead bone is facing the sky, which is clearly the appearance of the Nine Heavens Star Monarch descending to the earth, and under Li Tiekou, adhering to the iron mouth god to break the vein......"

Before he finished speaking, a vendor pushing a stall cart next to him couldn't help laughing, "Li Zamao, you just put away that set of deceitful tricks!" I met this man half a month ago. ”

Li Tiekou was slightly embarrassed and snorted, "You saw it half a month ago, so what?" ”

"It's not good, when I met him half a month ago, it was on the construction site over there." The peddler continued to laugh, "At that time, it was as if he hadn't eaten for three days, squatting there and looking at Foreman Liang's rice bowl in a daze. Later, Foreman Liang took pity on him and threw a few steamed buns to him, Li Zamao, you say, is there anything worth deceiving about such a person? ”

"Could it be that I'm really blind?" Li Tiekou turned around stupidly. Unexpectedly, the big man suddenly grabbed him, "What kind of immortal did you just say I went down to earth?" ”

Li Tiekou shook his head helplessly, he has been sitting in a stall along the river for a long time, although it is said that Zhou Yiyi can only bluff ordinary people, but he is good at the world, and he is better at observing words and feelings, and he can often bluff a few foreign tourists and make a small profit.

As soon as he saw the big man just now, he knew that this man was definitely not a local person, so he subconsciously stepped forward immediately, and opened his mouth to come with a set of words. At this time, looking at the big man, he is simply extremely down-and-out, if it is not for his strong body, he looks quite clean, and it is not much different from a person who asks for food.

Li Tiekou sat down again with a sigh of relief, closing his eyes and recuperating. The big man was stunned for a long time, and suddenly squatted beside Li Tiekou, hesitated for a moment, and asked again, "What's that, what kind of immortal did you just say I was descending to earth?" ”

"******, are you entertaining Lao Tzu?" Li Tiekou couldn't bear it anymore and was about to get angry, but his eyes widened, and when he met the big man's gaze, he suddenly froze. He has been setting up this hexagram stall for some years, and he doesn't dare to say that he has read countless people, but after many years, he has accumulated some vision.

The big man's eyes were extremely clear, with long eyebrows and wide eyes, and he looked simple and abnormal. Li Tiekou's heart couldn't help but soften, he knew that this big man was either born with dementia, or he had experienced great stimulation and was damaged in his brain.

Seeing a strong man in his forties, as innocent as a child, Li Tiekou couldn't help sighing, and the ghost took out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket, thought about it in pain, and changed it to a fifty-denomination banknote, and stuffed it into the man's hand, "Where are there any fairies and monsters in this world, these fifty yuan is enough for you to eat for a few days, go back to the construction site after eating, look at your body, there should be no problem to support yourself." ”

After selling for fifty yuan, Li Tiekou suddenly regretted that he just wanted to vomit blood, he pretended to be a ghost, and when he was lucky, he could earn one hundred and eighty yuan in one day. Who knew that the big man slapped the fifty yuan to Li Tiekou with his backhand, "What is this, a piece of green paper, you just want to deceive me, no, you must tell me, what kind of immortal I am descending to earth?" ”

Li Tiekou can be said to be a heavenly man at this time, he was stunned and stunned, and finally gritted his teeth and stuffed the fifty yuan into the hands of the big man again, "You are the star monarch in the sky, and now you have fallen into the mortal dust, but your cultivation has suffered a great loss, and you have no magical powers, so you better find a place to live first, and eat your stomach......"

"Haha, it turns out that I am the star monarch who went down to earth." The big man didn't wait for Li Tiekou to finish speaking, and suddenly jumped up, suddenly stunned, "Why do you always stuff this green paper for me, I can't eat it, and I can't drink it." “

Li Tiekou watched him throw the fifty yuan on himself again, and then saw the big man disappear into the crowd with excitement, showing that the big man really believed his nonsense. Li Tiekou couldn't help but smile bitterly, "******, did Lao Tzu do a good thing or a bad thing?" “

But the fifty yuan was lost and recovered, clinging to the wallet in his pocket, but it couldn't be faked no matter what, and after a moment of sluggishness, Li Tiekou suddenly perked up, stared at a tourist again, and took a step forward, "I see that there is a spiritual light looming in your eyes, and the forehead bone is facing the sky, which is clearly the appearance of the Nine Heavens Star Monarch descending to earth, and under Li Tiekou, adhering to the Tiekou Divine Broken Pulse......"

(Haha, these words, are they familiar?) (To be continued.) )

PS: I got the name of the chapter wrong, it should be three