I gushed down and said, "Although I am not as beautiful as a flower, at least I can be regarded as a beautiful woman, and I am still very conspicuous in my dress." A few days ago, I went out on an outing, and a handsome guy next door accosted me, and I saw that he looked quite eye-catching, so I chatted with him a few more words. But I didn't expect that after I came back, the unit went viral, saying that I was pestering other people's handsome guys, and people were not interesting to me, and I was still catching up like this, which was really cheap. I got angry and asked which bastard said it. I originally thought that the culprit would be some admirer of a handsome guy, and I arranged it out of jealousy, but I didn't expect that the initiator was actually that handsome guy. He also said vigorously, saying that he just wanted to borrow a stove from me, but I didn't expect me to pull him and let him go, and he didn't let him go, and he didn't want to go, and he also asked me not to look for him again in the future, he wouldn't take a fancy to me, mother, I was so angry......"

Lao Sun came up and asked me what I wanted to say.

I said, "Don't you think I'm so unlucky, I'm so unlucky to get home, I'm just stuffing my teeth when I drink cold water, I'm going to break my bones when I sneeze, I'm going to peel off my skin when I wash my face, and I'm ugly ......when I look in the mirror."

Jack said: "You just ran into three sluts, you can stay away from them in the future, in a socialist harmonious society, there will always be one or two sluts, you just accidentally run into three sluts a month." ”

I shook my head and said, "If I did, I wouldn't be so depressed." But the strange thing is that my editor-in-chief is quite fair and takes care of me, and he will never be a person with a bowl of water that is not even, even if he is, he will not be so blatant. Moreover, my article was supposed to be popular, but it didn't move for half a year, until the author changed, and it suddenly became popular. The most important thing is that that handsome guy actually has a good character and respects all women, even if he is really stalked, he will only cry and laugh and say that he has a sweetheart, and he will never be the one who chews the root of his tongue behind his back......"

Lao Sun thought seriously for a few minutes and asked me, "You mean, these three things are very abnormal, and they are all aimed at you." ”

I said depressedly: "That's it, so I said that I was too lucky, and I just carried it home." ”

I suddenly thought of something, and said, "Do you think I've messed with someone, no, what's wrong, and he's just trying to make me unlucky, no matter how bad things seem to be?" ”

Jack thought for a moment and said, "I don't think it's you who messed with anything, but atoning for your sins." ”

I'm wondering, atonement? Atonement for what sins? I haven't done anything bad since I was a child, and my heart is open and my conscience is very clean.

Jack said: "It's not the sins you committed in this life, but the sins you created in your previous life, didn't the Buddhists say that there is reincarnation in the way of heaven, in fact, sins also have reincarnation, you are atoning for the sins of your previous life." ”

I thought about it, and finally it dawned on me, so I asked him if he had a way to crack it. He said that I should go to a famous temple tomorrow to burn a stick of incense, so that the Buddha could forgive my sins in my previous life and strive for a good future in this life.

I think what he said was right, so I started to prepare overnight, and when I was almost ready, I suddenly heard Lao Sun lower his voice and said: "Why are you lying to her, what kind of sin in the previous life, it's just a villain behind his back......"

Jack interrupted him: "I'm just reassuring her, that villain is very powerful, she is not an opponent at all, and besides, my mana has not recovered now, so I can't help her at all......"

Their voices were lowered, I just didn't hear them, the next day I should offer incense, I should worship and worship, I just ask the Buddha to bless me, I no longer let my relatives worry......

Body XVIII:

I have a female colleague who is very young but ambitious, and she wants to climb up when she first arrives. Originally, this had nothing to do with me, everyone's well water does not interfere with river water, I am neither her roadblock, nor her stepping stone, how high she rises, how bad she falls, it has nothing to do with me. However, in recent days, she seems to be paying attention to me.

Things have to start with one of her reports, which grabbed people's attention and sparked a big discussion in society, and countless abuses from onlookers made her popularity skyrocket, from an unknown little person to a small person who attracted attention, which can be described as fame and fortune, and became popular across the board.

I have only two words for her success: hehe. It's not that I'm jealous of people, it's that she's too annoying. Well, I'll admit that I'm a little jealous of her, who made her younger and more successful than me, it's human nature for me to be jealous.

I swore that I was just subconsciously jealous and did not rise to any actual action, but she said that I wrote a report letter to the city leader, reporting her for confusing the facts, distorting the evidence, deliberately guiding public opinion, and seeking improper benefits......

I said I didn't write it, she said I did, so we fought in the unit, from the third floor to the first floor, and from the first floor to the gate, and finally, someone took a photo and sent it to Moments, with the text: The daily life of the two shrews.

When I got home, I bandaged my wounds and complained to them.

Lao Sun comforted me: "Qin Xiaomei, it's not right for her to do it, but at least people stand up, who asked you to report her?" ”

I yelled and retorted, "I didn't report her!" ”

Jack stopped me and said, "Although you didn't report her, she thought you did, so, in her consciousness, you should be beaten......"

I wanted to get angry, but I was stopped by Jack, who continued: "Of course, consciousness can't be a fact, in philosophy it's called subjectivity can't determine objectivity, you can't think that you won five million, and you really moved five million from the bank home, this is a bank robbery." However, let's look at it from another angle, the objective situation is that someone reported her, but this person is not you, and she doesn't know who this person is, but she believes that it is you, why is this? ”

I asked, "Why is that?" ”

Jack said slowly: "Because objective determines subjectivity." ”

I thought about it for a long time, but I still don't understand.

Jack patiently explained to me: "It must be that you usually give everyone the impression that you love to make small reports, love to form gangs to isolate her, jealous that your colleagues are better than you, and love to stumble on your colleagues......"

Before he could finish explaining, I kicked him away, phew, my mother just loves to stumble on people!

In the evening, the female colleague actually called me and asked me to meet downstairs at her house to apologize to me for today's reckless behavior.

I looked at the sky, in the middle of the night, and looked at the weather, the thunder was rolling, and it was going to rain in a while, and you asked me to cross ten kilometers to go downstairs to your house on such a day, just to hear you say three words, I'm sorry, am I sick?

So, I politely said that it would be the same if I apologized tomorrow, but she said no, she must see me today, otherwise, she will die.

I took a deep breath, swallowed the sentence "You just go to die", and said euphemistically, it's not good to take a taxi in the middle of the night, or you come over, I accept your apology downstairs in my house. But she disagreed, saying that she was not good at taking a taxi.

Phew, it's so bullying to be a mother.

I'm not going yet!

However, when I pressed the phone and tried to fall asleep, I suddenly heard her say, "Come on, come on, come on, come on, ......" in a terrible voice, especially in the middle of the night.

I slammed up, picked up my phone and took a closer look, the screen was fine, the battery was fine, and the signal was fine, but why, I was able to answer the phone automatically without turning it on?

When I was holding my mobile phone and studying it carefully, I suddenly heard her roar: "Qin Momo, if you don't come again, I'll report you and say that you report me......"

Seeing her unrelenting, I had to grieve myself to run away. I put on my rain gear, grabbed my flashlight, stepped on the electric car, and drove all the way downstairs to her house.

Her neighborhood is very high-end, and you can get a glimpse of it from the Audi, BMW, and Mercedes-Benz parked in front of the door, but in such a high-end community, there is no one outside.

Nonsense, in the middle of the night, who is idle and has nothing to do to come out and hang around?

I waited for her for five minutes, but she still didn't show up. At this time, I realized that I had been tricked, and I was tricked by an unclever trap.

Oh my God, why am I so kind and innocent!

I couldn't get angry, so I climbed upstairs to find her, but after five minutes of tapping on the door, she didn't even say a word, and the neighbors on the upper and lower floors all opened the windows and cursed, but she was still silent.

High, it's really high, and people who have achieved great things are really calm.

I went home in a rage, waited for the dawn with my eyes open, and as soon as it was dawn, I went to work with a kitchen knife.

Damn, see if I don't kill you today!

You'd better give me not to be late!