I am a lotus plant, born in the Yao Chi of the Heavenly Court, and when I have consciousness, I know that I am so inconspicuous. Other lotus flowers are all dressed in colorful clothes, and some have seven colors, but only me, the whole body is white, the white rods, the white flowers, well, only the leaves are green, which makes me even more unhappy, if the leaves are also white, at least I still look unique, but now, I simply hate myself to be conscious.

As time passed, the sisters around me turned into human shapes, they changed into more gorgeous clothes, and walked across the bridge every day with a variety of different trays, and the things on the trays were very fragrant, and I resented why I was born by the bridge. Alas, I am a flower, a small lotus, born under the bridge, a group of immortals walked on the bridge, counting, three, four, six, seven, eight, crackling, falling three at once, lalala, lalala......

Of course, the immortals did not fall, what fell was garbage, it was the jujube cores, pear shells, and peanut shells that they ate leftovers, and every day, I was smashed by these garbage, and I felt that life was worse than death.

On this day, a man came from the bridge, and he stood for a long time, so long that I thought he was gone, but at this time, suddenly a gust of rain came to my face, and it was still smelling of wine, and I couldn't open my eyes.

"Which son of a son poured me?" I tried to stretch my neck and look up, only to see a purple corner of my clothes.

"Yo, which one of the non-long-eyed ones is scolding me?" A head sticks out from the bridge, charming peach blossom eyes, thin lips, and eyes that seem to be smiling but not smiling, is a face that eclipses all female fairies, and now it is on his head, which makes me want to scold, these days, men are better than women, how do you let women seduce people?

"Yo, it turned out to be a little lotus, little lotus, why don't you transform into a shape?"

I rolled my eyes at him, "you!" ”

"Yo, the temper is quite big, believe it or not, I uprooted you, and then put it in the medicine stove to cook, it just so happens that I've been a little hot lately, and it's not bad to use it to lower the fire."

I was anxious, for fear that he would really uproot me, and even more afraid that he would cook me as medicine, so I began to say nothing, "Yesterday, an immortal monarch spat on me, and the day before yesterday, an immortal poured a basin of bath water on me, and the day before yesterday, a human was in a hurry to urinate, and sprinkled a soak of urine on the top of my head, and the day before yesterday...... If you don't feel dirty, just boil me and drink it slowly, I don't dare to say, but there must be a human urine smell in it......"

"Uh, little lotus, you're disgusting!" I managed to get him to run aside and vomit, which was fine, but why did I feel like I had a smell of urine, or dog pee? I looked up, damn, whose dog ran out, hey, don't pee, don't pee, don't pee!

In the end, the glamorous man walked away with his pet dog, and when he left, he said that his name was Xiao Jiu, and he was the second highness of Qingqiu, and if I couldn't think of committing suicide one day, let me inform him in advance, so that he could come and tell people that this lotus flower could not be eaten, and there was dog urine on it......

The second time I saw him, he still had a flask, but, fortunately, this time he didn't bring a dog.

He chatted with me over a drink and asked me strange questions, such as why does the lotus flower have to be born in water, and what would it be like if it were planted on land? Other lotus flowers have been transformed, why do I still maintain the state of a plant, is it because I am white and can't absorb the essence? He asked a lot of questions about things like this that made me want to curse, until I found out a secret.

That day, Xian'e on the bridge chatted and swallowed melon seeds, talking about the gossip of this second highness. It turned out that he had a favorite fairy, called the Peach Blossom Fairy, and the two of them were originally an excellent marriage, but Qingqiu didn't look down on the Peach Blossom Fairy, and felt that marrying such a fairy would defile Qingqiu's clear water and blue sky, so he resolutely blocked this marriage.

Under the layers of obstacles, the love of the two of them is comparable to Jin Jian, one said that he would like to be a winged bird in heaven, one said that there is love in this life, one said that he wished that his heart was like my heart, one said that his heart was the most valuable, and one said that he wished me to be like the stars and the moon, and the night and night streamers were bright, and one said whose poem this was, which was really good......

From here, it can be seen that the two of them are actually very inappropriate, one is young and the other is illiterate, no wonder Qingqiu wants to desperately block it, which shows how prescient Qingqiu is.

Then the Peach Blossom Fairy went down to the mortal tribulation, because Qingqiu said that as long as you pass the trial, you have the qualifications to get started, and we will give appropriate accommodation according to the situation, of course, you don't expect us to marry you happily, we will marry you with a heavy heart......

Qingqiu is very open-minded, and has discussed the history of the Peach Blossom Fairy several times, fully respecting the democratic opinion. It's just that they discussed and discussed, and they didn't come up with the most vicious plan. The Buddha said that people have eight sufferings, how do they think the eight sufferings are enough, and the eight sufferings can make the Peach Blossom Fairy collapse to the point that she vomits when she sees His Royal Highness Xiao Jiuyi? Can the eight bitterness make the Peach Blossom Fairy run away when she hears the word Qingqiu? Can the eight bitters make the aesthetics of the Peach Blossom Fairy reversed, and regard Zhu Bajie as the most handsome male god? Therefore, the people of Qingqiu are very distressed. At this time, Luoshui Shenjun visited and said that he had come for the Peach Blossom Fairy's tribulation. Luoshui Shenjun said that he admired the Peach Blossom Fairy, and asked Qingqiu to allow him to be in love for the fourth life, and it didn't hurt to be in love, as long as the object was the Peach Blossom Fairy. The people of Qingqiu are still distressed, how can the fourth world be enough, how good it is for you to be together in life and life, as long as you are far away from our second highness, we are willing to curse you to never be separated in life and life.

Later, the Peach Blossom Fairy went down to the mortal calamity, and experienced the love tribulation, or the fourth love tribulation. In the first life, he was a monarch, for the peach blossom fairy, slaughtered his own Lao Tzu, repelled the covetousness of the lords of the five countries, and abolished his own brother who dared to think about the peach blossom fairy, and finally, he died at the hands of his own son, because his son fell in love with the peach blossom fairy and did not allow anyone to possess her, even his own Lao Tzu. Throughout his life, he was fighting for the Peach Blossom Fairy, the domestic grievances were boiling, the neighbors were bitter, he was scarred, and he tasted the betrayal of his family and betrayed by his family, on the bank of the Lechuan River, the Peach Blossom Fairy only left him a word, the person I love is only Xiao Jiu, even if you are broken in vain!

In the second life, he was a hero, with a family feud and a hatred of the country, and he was originally invincible, but since he met the Peach Blossom Fairy, he will lose every battle, because the Peach Blossom Fairy said, I don't like men who dance guns and sticks, and the men I want must be tolerant and able to endure the taste of losing. For the sake of this strange habit of his beloved, he was trapped on a cliff by the enemy, and when he was embattled, he fought with the enemy for three days and three nights, with nineteen stabs in his body, and the blood of his whole body was almost dry, just to buy time for his sweetheart to escape. But he didn't know that his sweetheart had already colluded with the enemy and reached an alliance. Finally, when he closed his eyes, the Peach Blossom Fairy said to him, you are so stupid, what a fool! He smiled and said, I'm not stupid, I just love you. With that, he closed his eyes.

On the bank of the Lechuan River, the Peach Blossom Fairy did not make a sound for a long time, for a long time, leaving only a back and three words: give up.

In the third life, he is a scholar, a young talent, talented, at the age of twenty he has already won all the laurels in the country, what township test first, will test first, palace test first, in the county academy tongue battle group Confucianism, in the province of the academy tongue battle group Confucianism, in the Hanlin Academy tongue battle group Confucianism, so that the world's readers sigh every day, both give birth to him, how to give birth to me? So a large number of students committed suicide collectively in order to express their admiration for him, striving not to meet an opponent like him in the next life. is such a person, who was favored by the emperor's favorite princess, this was originally a golden and jade relationship, but he said that he would only marry the person he loved, even if he hadn't met yet, but he believed that one day he would meet.

The day after he said this, he met the Peach Blossom Fairy, love at first sight, she didn't marry, but at that time the Peach Blossom Fairy was a nun, or a well-known nun, according to the law, nuns are not allowed to match people, if you want to match people, the man must be a beggar. This regulation is really impersonal, you think, other beggars are also a legitimate profession, you insult it so much, it is really a bit impersonal.