At that time, it was the Shangyuan Festival in the world, and there were lights everywhere and there were crowds of people. We walked through the crowd and at the same time took a fancy to a lantern. It's easy to get this lantern, just answer the puzzle above.

So, I touched my chin with the stone demon, hugged my chest, and circled around the puzzle, and when it turned to 1,800 circles, the boss of the lantern spoke, guest officer, you can also have an answer to this puzzle?

I looked at the stone demon, and he nodded, so I was relieved. I saw him stretch out his hand and take it into his arms, and the boss hurriedly said: "Guest officer, there is a pen, ink, paper and inkstone here, just write down the mystery." ”

The stone demon ignored the boss, and finally took out a gold ingot, saying, "I'll exchange this for a lantern with you." ”

The boss said: "We don't sell this lantern, as long as you answer the riddle, you can give it away." ”

The stone demon eagerly stuffed the gold ingots into the boss's hand and said, "Then you should suffer a lot, how can I let you suffer." ”

The boss couldn't, so he had to accept the gold ingots and ask the stone demon: "What is your mystery?" ”

Unexpectedly, the stone demon's eyes were horizontal, his eyes widened angrily, and he said angrily: "Didn't I give you the silver?" Why do you still come to me to ask me for some mystery, your sister! ”

The boss was also angry, and stuffed the gold ingots back into the hands of the stone demon, and at the same time arched his hand at us, and said disdainfully: "Two, it's better to go!" ”

Damn, he really has backbone, he is a cultural person, and he can't be lewd if he is rich.

The literati who guessed the riddle surrounded us, pointing and pointing, saying that we had no ink on our chests, no culture or anything, I was angry, reached out and ripped off the lantern, and dragged the stone demon away.

Hmph, what's wrong with no culture, we can grab it!

I thought that with the skill of the stone demon, we would be able to get out of the way, but when we finally came out of the encirclement, one of our faces was red and bloodshot, the other was scratched into a chicken nest, and the lantern was left with only one handle......

I asked the stone demon why he didn't use spells, but he said, "How can I be like a mortal, and besides, we are also at fault, who let you rob it?" ”

I didn't expect him to be so high-spirited and good-quality, I underestimated him, I had no beads, I didn't see his pure heart through his dirty appearance, I was a demon by my appearance.

However, he continued, "You are so stupid, we can steal, haven't you seen me turn around for so long, just looking for an opportunity." ”

Damn, sure enough, my eyeballs are still there, and my eyesight is good.

We leaned on the stone bridge, one person occupied a stone lion, nibbled on a sugar gourd in our mouth, watched the passers-by, tasted the huge moon, smelled the smell of boiled meat around us, and thought about which green building to go to next.

Originally, everything was very harmonious, the scenery was very beautiful, the bridge was very stocky, the people were quite orderly, and the taste of meat was also very real, but at this moment, a sedan chair came, four sedan chair men carried it, and there was a shouting in front, "The county lord is married, and the idlers are scattered!" ”

I moved my ass inward to make way for a passage, but the officer and soldier took advantage of the situation and threw me into the water, saying that I was bold enough to stand in the way of the county lord.

Things were too unexpected, I had no defense, I wanted to buy a swimsuit or something too late, and what was even more defenseless was that the water was very cold and frozen, even if I bought a swimsuit, I couldn't use it......

But when I was whereabouts, I saw that the stone demon was opening his eyes, with a sugar gourd stuffed in his mouth, and looking at the sedan chair in disbelief.

Just as I was about to make a close encounter with the ice, a white figure flew over, caught me in time, and then took me into his arms.

I looked at the person above, and there was no joy or anger on his cold face, but I was sure that his current mood was definitely not sunny and beautiful. So, I tried my best to squeeze out eight teeth, and I wanted to say hello gently and delicately, Shangxian, why did you descend to earth, what a coincidence, haha, what a coincidence...... But before I could say the word Shangxian, I saw Donglin's whole body suddenly vigilant, and he strode forward.

"Ahh I screamed, and finally ended the difficult position, and my ass touched the ice. Shangxian, can you say hello before you throw me, can you?

As I limped forward, I saw a strange scene. Donglin looked at the stone demon quietly, the stone demon looked at the county lord quietly, the county lord's guards looked at them quietly, and the onlookers looked at us quietly, and the scene was very quiet for a while.

It was the group of guards who broke the silence and shouted, "Don't get out of the way, you want to die!" Before he could finish his words, his head left his body, and he rolled to the feet of the onlookers, and the smell of blood suddenly spread.

I froze. Just before that, I always thought that the stone demon used all kinds of rhetorical devices when telling his life, he said that he had killed many people, many demons, many immortals, I didn't believe it, I felt that he was either bragging or caring about lewdness. But now, looking at the gurgling head, I believed it, and then, in a panic, I felt that I had made a big mistake.

The guards were frightened, those who were not afraid of death ran quickly, and those who were afraid of death did not move. The reason is very simple, those who are afraid of death have weak legs and can't stand up, so they are also weak to escape. The crowd of onlookers was very neat, and they disappeared with a "whoosh", as if they had been trained. Just when the clearing field was almost clear, the stone demon suddenly stepped forward, grabbed the county lord's sedan chair and threw it into the sky, and at the same time he rose from the ground, wanting to leave with the sedan chair. But he miscalculated the weather at that time, and even misestimated the quality of the sedan chair, just when the sedan chair flew into the sky, the sedan chair body was broken, and a beautiful woman like a flower fell down in shock, of course, this should be the county lord. I looked at the county lord who fell from mid-air, and in a panic, I also got my hair straightened, and I was really a real beauty. Looking at the scruffy beard and sloppy stone demon in shock, even if it makes me comment against my will, I don't think it's a good match. And Donglin, who caught the county lord in a timely manner, how do you think about how to match this county lord, it really makes me very indignant in my heart, why should good-looking people be so matched?

When the stone demon fell, he saw the county lord quietly looking at Donglin with a flushed face, and this blush was getting deeper and deeper, he yelled at Donglin with an angry face: "Let go of her!" ”

I thought Donglin would reply, so I won't let it go! Or look at the stone demon coldly and say disdainfully, "It's up to you?" However, he didn't say anything, so he let go of the county lord, and the county lord looked at him reluctantly, his face full of unwillingness.

Uh, county lord, you're such a face-reading person.

Seeing that Donglin had let go, the stone demon shouted at the county lord with a happy face: "Qingxia, come here." ”

Uh, it turns out that she is the Qingxia Fairy, she really has no place to step on the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get it, uh, no, who the fuck said that she has to suffer from the sixteenth life, and this life is even more bitter, but the people are the county lords of the golden branches and jade leaves, naked exploiters, alas, we have been drilled into the brothel for so many days, and it turns out that people have nothing to do with the brothel Qinglou at all.

Hearing the stone demon calling her, the county lord took a step back suddenly, grabbed Donglin beside him with a panicked face, looked at him pitifully, and almost hung on Donglin. This behavior is obvious, the stone demon said that this Qingxia fairy fell in love with him at first sight, and if he didn't marry, he must be exaggerating, and it is very exaggerated. Actually, I also understand that the stone demon just performed a hand-tossed head, while Donglin performed a hero to save the beauty, in all fairness, it is difficult for a beautiful woman to be interested in tearing off the head, she is more interested in the hero to save the beauty, not to mention, this hero is still very handsome.

Seeing the county lord like this, the flesh on the stone demon's face jumped suddenly, and he screamed and threw himself towards Donglin, uh, this is anger, if your woman doesn't look down on you, you hate only the man she likes, if your man doesn't look down on you, you hate only the woman he loves, so how dangerous it is to be a person who is loved, especially if that person is still good.

Donglin, the immortal, was really cold, and said an opening sentence before such an urgent fight, "You evil beast, trapped you for two hundred years, but I didn't expect you to escape, see if I don't lock you back today!" ”