Chapter I
Cohabitation Scenario 1:
It was a chance to pick up Jack, but when I found out that he was a demon, I was still shocked.
That day, I was on the bus, and Jack was stuffed into a sack by me, with two seats for one person and one dog, and it was very safe. However, some people are not happy, why should your luggage occupy a seat, which is called occupying more public resources and unfair to others. I said, I know it's not fair, but who let there be too many people now, there are extra empty seats, if there are too many people, I will definitely not occupy an extra seat. However, the man was still unwilling, and neither were the dozen or so people in the same car, and attacked me in groups, as if I had taken their land and slept with their wives.
Alas, I had no choice but to put Jack down and lean against my feet. Jack didn't want to, whining in the sack, I kicked him hard, what is it called, don't you see that we are the target of the public, you scream, I dare to pack the ticket, and I was immediately driven out of the car by these dozen people.
The car was walking, and suddenly an aunt was not happy and asked the driver to stop, saying that she had sat in the station. The driver explained, Auntie, parking is not allowed here, you get off at the next stop, and it is the same when you walk back. Walking back? Auntie was angry, so she grabbed the steering wheel and asked me to walk back? No way! The driver hurriedly protected the steering wheel, dodging left and right to block the aunt's thick palm, so I saw that the car drove very regularly, one to the left, one to the right, one to the left, one to the right, one wanted to hit the guardrail, one wanted to hit the traffic police in the middle of the road, just don't take the line it should go.
I panicked and wanted to stop it, but when I saw my aunt's sturdy figure, I sat back down. I remembered the people who had just attacked me and were also very strong, so I looked at them and told them to strike when it was time to do so, so that there would be no major traffic accident and make the headlines of the whole country the next day. However, some of the people bowed their heads, some looked out of the window, some hummed silently, some closed their eyes and recuperated, everyone was doing their own things very leisurely, and they did not have the same fierce appearance as when they were to me just now.
I was stunned. Just now I just occupied a seat where no one was, everyone was so indignant, and now my aunt is threatening everyone's personal safety, and if you don't say it, you will die, but everyone is so calm, I really have to wonder, is it that people now put life and death out of the way?
At this time, a shadow suddenly appeared at my feet, and quickly pounced on the fierce aunt next to the driver, and then, I heard a scream, and then, I saw the aunt fall to the ground, with several suspicious red stripes on her face, which were flushing red blood. At this time, more than a dozen people on the bus seemed to wake up and shouted loudly, whose dog is this, does it have a sense of public morality, I don't know if the bus is not allowed to bring pets, or such a big pet, what to do if it bites others, who is responsible?
In the end, I was kicked out of the car because of Jack, and that's not all, I had to pay a fine. Took a pet on the bus, endangered public safety, paid a fine, bitten the aunt, endangered the personal safety of passengers, and paid another fine. In addition, there are also aunts' nutrition expenses, lost work expenses, medical expenses, and mental loss expenses...... I was holding a few large remittance slips and wanted to cry without tears.
I took my anger out on Jack and told him to get out. However, he said: "If I hadn't made a timely move, a carload of you would have died, didn't you see that the truck in front of you was about to turn, that speed, if you hit it, tsk, it is estimated that a car of people will be parts......
I was stunned and pointed at him and kept back, the talking dog, could it be a robot dog, high-tech? No, even if it's high-tech, it needs to be charged, but I've never charged him...... Seeing my stunned appearance, he was also stunned, "Yo, I forgot to pretend to be cute and mentally retarded......"
Ever since I knew that he was a demon or a thousand-year-old wolf demon, I was very uneasy, and I kept asking him to go as far as he could, not to stay in the same space with me, I was afraid. But he said, "Why do you want me to go?" I'm not leaving, this is my home, I'm staying at home, not going anywhere! ”
I was stunned again, this is obviously my home, how did it become his home? He said of course: "Of course this is my home, because my relatives live here." ”
What kind of relatives he is, my second monk can't figure it out. So, he explained to me, "You're my relative, aren't you?" ”
Looking at his innocent eyes, my heart softened and I gave him the right to live in my house for a long time. Later, I found out that this guy is just cheeky, what treat me as a relative,!
However, he is not useless, and sometimes he can still make a difference. For example, one time, I came home from work.
I came home from the night shift and found that someone was tailing, extending from the entrance of the community to the front of the unit, and I comforted myself that although it was late, there was no law that said that you were not allowed to walk in the community at one o'clock in the middle of the night, he might be a night wanderer who couldn't sleep, or a nervous disorder, in short, it couldn't be the murderer.
In the morning, I just heard from a colleague in the Ministry of Information that there is a murderer in our city, who picks single women who get off the night shift, and takes tracking, entering the door, raping, killing, and taking money in one-stop service, and the method is very skillful.
The killer came to me, whether it was chosen at random or by visiting the spot, and the more I wanted to do it, the more cold sweat I shed, because he was standing behind me.
The door of my house is so close that I can open it with a key, and if it becomes the next crime scene, the landlord will curse me for not going to heaven.
If I were to call for help now, I'm sure there would be a few houses with the lights on, but none of them would come out to save my life, and besides, the killer wouldn't give me a chance to shout a second time.
Riding a tiger is the same as riding a tiger, I can only see the move, open the door, and let the dog go.
Sure enough, he was still waiting for me, and I hid his dog food in vain.
As for why Jack wants to eat dog food, it's not because he likes it, it's not because it's delicious, it's because one day, he found that the instant noodles I ate were much cheaper than dog food, so he shamelessly pretended to be a pet dog for me and asked me to buy him dog food. In his words, there is expensive dog food, so why eat cheap human food?
This made me very devastated, but in line with the principle of respecting the property rights of animals, I still bought him a little from time to time.
On that day, the murderer was in a very bad mood after being caught, and he was almost considered schizophrenic, because he always repeated a sentence, comrade policeman, do you know that dogs can actually speak human words.
That day, my family's Jack was very manic, and he grabbed the murderer's face when he pounced, and threatened me loudly, Qin Momo, where did you hide my dog food? If you don't say anything, I'll eat your friend!
When it comes to dog food, Jack is persistent.
The terrorists took hostages of a shopping mall and drove them to the supermarket on the basement level like sheep. I was buying dog food, and Jack couldn't make a decision on the dazzling packaging, and given the amount in my wallet, he didn't dare to pursue the quality of the dog food, so he had to cut his love and wail.
Qin Momo, if only these dog foods could be eaten casually. More than once, Jack wanted to use the supermarket as a cafeteria, or the free kind.
I didn't expect to buy a dog food and encounter terrorist acts, or terrorists who bring their own explosives and sniper rifles, even if the special operations unit arrives, they can't get out of the way, think about it, it's really weak, for others to eat, put their lives on the line, it's really not worth it.
We hostages squatted on the ground with our heads crossed, crying, shouting, and noisy, and occasionally gunshots, as lively as the New Year.
I was afraid of being targeted by terrorists, and I tried my best to hide my presence, but suddenly I heard a man say, "Whose dog is this?"
I looked up, and Jack was swaggering and pacing, grabbing two bags of dog food in his paws and glaring at me.
I understood what he meant, and let me decide which of these two dog food my wallet could afford.
But, Jack, is it really good for you to care so blatantly about a bag of dog food in a life-and-death situation?
Besides, I really didn't want to be your master at this time, so I lowered the brim of my hat and pretended to be just a passerby.
Seeing that no one answered, the terrorist was furious, lifted a middle-aged man, and roared, Is it your dog?
The middle-aged man was scared.
Then the terrorist brought up a middle-aged woman and roared, saying, isn't it yours?
The middle-aged woman closed her eyes, kicked her legs, and fainted.
The terrorist was angry, and the consequences were serious, and he said, "If I can't find the owner of this dog, I will kill a person in ten minutes."
As the minutes passed, I struggled between my own death and the death of others.
Jack was tearing open a bag of rations and eating it with relish, looking at the terrorists and at the same time at me, and I could tell that he was happy that at last, the supermarket had become his free cafeteria.
Outside, the police horn was screaming, and inside, Jack's dog food was chewing crunchy, and I finally made this decision, I didn't care what others said, as long as I survived.
When the ten minutes came, the terrorists, seeing that no one had come forward, pulled up a little girl and put the bullet hole against her head.
It's not that I don't want to stand up, it's just that my leg is numb, and you'll die in a while.
Jack, on! At the last moment, I finally made Jack a hero.
He was very reluctant, so I had to increase the weight, and I will pay for all the dog food you eat today.
Jokes, even if you give the supermarket a lot of courage, they won't charge money today.
In the end, the police did not understand that the biggest terrorist operation in the city since the founding of the People's Republic of China had ended in this way, that the special operations units had not even spread out their equipment, that the leaders of several provinces and cities had not yet shown their faces when they were blocked on the roads, that the tripods of the television stations had not been straightened, and that a campaign had disappeared into invisibility.
The news was broadcast for a month, and the Internet was even more overwhelming, Jack had to gnaw his paws at home for a month, and he didn't dare to go to the supermarket, where his portraits were everywhere, which read, Looking for the most beautiful dog in the city.