Chapter 177: Hehe
Back to the brigade headquarters, it was already half past six in the evening, Wang Zhengwei set up a banquet in the internal canteen, although it was in the Junying, but no matter the level of the meal or the color and fragrance, it was not worse than the big hotel, it was very advanced, and it was a special Moutai wine, Wang Zhengwei said, now it is more strict, not to let the big eat and drink, in the past, just this kind of Moutai, he saved thousands of boxes, and now they are all handed over, he only secretly left two boxes, in order to entertain important guests.
Because the alcohol content in the demon world is very low, I was afraid that Yu Chi Ni Mabi would drink too much and make a fool of himself, so he said to Wang Zhengwei, Xia Writer is not strong enough to drink, and the meaning is good, I will drink with you, Wang Zhengwei said that it was good, but the guards carrying wine bottles next to him were very real, and poured wine in the cup for the hosts, guests, and accompanying guests present, and the kind of big glasses filled with three or two.
Yu Chi Nyima sat next to me, and when Wang Zhengwei introduced me one by one, he whispered to me: "Don't worry, I have a good amount of wine!" ”
"Then you have to take it easy." I frowned, I couldn't help but think of the embarrassing appearance of Da Qingtian and his wife last night, after Wang Zhengwei introduced the banquet everyone, they were all high-ranking people under him, and then, Wang Zhengwei made an opening remark, and he didn't eat much, so he began to drink.
The first glass of wine, Yu Chi Ni Ma Bi really didn't react, and he was very reserved, waving his hand again and again and saying that he was not very good at drinking.
But when it came to the second glass, he looked a little unable to hold back, raised his voice, and began to take the initiative to toast.
In the third cup, Yu Chi Ni Mabi completely let go of himself, talked loudly, and from time to time mixed with a few demon words, several times, he used "deity", and broke out some things that he had led the troops to fight, but he also had a bottom line, and did not mention the words "demon world" and "demon clan".
I had to explain embarrassedly, saying that Xia wrote a little crazy, and often entered the characters he wrote, Wang Zhengwei and others believed it and let Yu Chi Ni Ma Bi talk nonsense there.
After drinking three glasses of wine, I felt that something would happen if I continued to drink, so I proposed to Wang Zhengwei, or I would come here today, Wang Zhengwei said that it would not work, so where to go, continue to drink, Yu Chi Ni Mabi also shouted and poured wine, plus others persuaded me, the key is that I am also a little high, so I did not force it.
I was a little dazzled by the fourth cup, but Wei Chi Nimabi, who seemed to be able to carry it, saluted the curator of the museum, thanked him for lending him, and asked the guards to pour the fifth cup.
"Hey, that's it!" I shoved him.
"What are you doing, Master Chen," Yu Chi Nimabi frowned, "Hmph, hmph, I finally got this cannon and returned to the demon-"
I quickly covered Yu Chi Nimabi's mouth, why did I start to make a pig cry!
Fortunately, the others didn't react, and I laughed and said, "My great writer, you can't drink anymore!" ”
Suddenly, I felt like something was in the palm of my hand, pushing against me, with great strength, not good! Yuchi Nyima is about to be transformed, and it is his pig's mouth that is against me! I covered it hard and whispered, "Hold back!" Endure! Can't change! ”
Yuchi Nyimabi struggled, probably blocking his breathing.
Wang Zhengwei asked puzzledly: "Comrade Chen Yang, what's wrong with him?" ”
"Writer Xia wants to vomit!" I laughed, "I can't let him spit on the table, I'll take him outside to blow the wind!" ”
"Oh, okay, blowing the wind is a good hangover, come back and continue drinking!"
I covered Yu Chi Nimabi's mouth with one hand, helped him up with the other, and quickly left the cafeteria, just outside the courtyard, I couldn't cover it, bang, his pig nose and pig ears burst out at the same time! I took off my clothes, put them on the head of Lieutenant Chi Nyimabi, dragged him to the shadows behind the barracks, and asked in a low voice, "General, how do you feel?" Can you still hold on a bit? ”
Yu Chi Ni Ma Bi shook the pig's ears, and said angrily: "It seems, it seems that it will not work, Lord Chen, you, who are you giving it to...... Bixia called and asked him to come and pick me up! And the cannon was handed over to it too! After Yu Chi Nima Bi finished saying a string of numbers, his body suddenly sank and fell to the ground, and when I looked down, the others were gone, and there was a set of Under Armour's sportswear and basketball shoes scattered on the ground.
A big black and white pig, standing next to me, raised his head and chirped at me, as if he was still grinning, and the pig barked twice, poofed, lying on the ground, kicking his legs, playing in circles, this is drunkenness.
Alas......
I was afraid that I had forgotten the mobile phone number he said, so I immediately took out my mobile phone and called.
The phone was connected, and it was a female voice: "Hey, which one?" ”
"It's Comrade Bi Xia, right? I'm a friend of General Wei Chi, he's drunk, let me call you, you come and pick him up, and a cannon. "I deliberately stayed awake and didn't let my pronunciation distort too much.
"Where are you?" The other party seemed to have known for a long time, or guessed this result, and asked calmly, calmly, with a hint of snickering.
I told the address of the brigade headquarters, and the other party said yes, and it will arrive in twenty minutes.
This Comrade Bi Xia should be the assistant of the demon clan brought by General Wei Chi, I think.
It was estimated that General Wei Chi would not be able to come back for a while, so I had to put his clothes and shoes together, throw them into the trash, and then light a cigarette, squatted on the ground, watched him roll and play, and did not smoke half a cigarette. ”
"I'll take it a little longer!" I kicked the pig into the shadow of the building with my foot, laughing.
"What about Writer Xia?" The officer asked.
"I don't know, maybe I'm walking around and sobering up." I'm snorting haha.
The officer finished his explanation: "Then I'll go back first." ”
I waved goodbye, and when the officer returned to the cafeteria, I sighed: "I don't let you drink, you have to drink, it's too big, right?" ”
The pig behind him did not respond, probably asleep, I looked back, hey, what about people? Isn't it, what about demons? No, what about pigs?! Where did you go in the blink of an eye?
I threw a cigarette butt and searched for the dark part of the camp, at night ordinary soldiers have been resting in the dormitory, the huge camp is very quiet, except for the sentry standing guard in the distance, there is no one, but I searched for two minutes, and still couldn't find the pig of Yuchi Nyima, what can I do, he is now in a drunken state, in case he falls into the evolution of the septic tank and drowns, how can I explain to the Xuanwu Kingdom? Will it affect the orthodox relations between the two worlds and between the two countries?
Thinking wildly, suddenly, there was a sound of knocking on a steel basin in the distance, and a broken gong shouted: "Come out, everyone, a pig has run out of the pigsty!" ”
Immediately, a cook wearing a white apron appeared, carrying a basin in his left hand and a spoon in his right hand, I hurriedly ran over, and when I saw the rank, it was actually a lieutenant colonel, probably a good craft, a guest cook, cooking for us, the sentry also ran over, and asked loudly: "Second battalion commander, what's wrong?" ”
"The pig is gone! Whistle the whistle! ”
After a quick and loud whistle, the four-story dormitory building next to it that said "Second Battalion Barracks" suddenly became lively, and I saw that this posture was not right, so I didn't stop the second battalion commander, because I hadn't seen him, he didn't know me, and he might not listen to me, so I had to go back to Wang Zhengwei.
Thinking of this, I turned around and ran back to the cafeteria and reported to Wang Zhengwei: "Zhengwei, Xia Writer is not strong enough to drink, so he left first, you have a pig running out, and I saw the second battalion commander leading his people to arrest it!" ”
"Really?" Wang Zhengwei got up and wiped the sweat on his face, "That's right, catch and slaughter, and give the comrades a meal tomorrow!" ”
"Zhengwei, that pig can't be killed, please take a step to speak," I pulled Wang Zhengwei to the hut next to him, and said in a low voice, "Zhengwei, do you know what I do?" ”
"Aren't you the object of Wang Persimmon's eldest daughter?" Wang Zhengwei said with a smile.
"I'm actually from the General Bureau of the Dragon Group, and I didn't bring my documents today." I took out the special ticket for the dragon group from my pocket and showed it to Wang Zhengwei, which was enough to prove my identity.
Wang Zhengwei was well-informed, obviously knew that chapter, and immediately saluted me: "Oh, chief, why didn't you say it earlier, I won't pour you wine if you say it earlier!" ”
"It's okay," I said, "I saw that pig just now, it's not from your camp, it's more like the mount that the head of our General Bureau 203 lost two days ago, black and white, it's not an ordinary pig, but the beast soldiers of our dragon bureau, similar to the military dogs in your troops, especially it is still the mount of 203, like you, enjoy the treatment of the rank of colonel, it is also our comrade, it must not be killed, if you kill him...... Hehe, even if you don't know it, with the character of the 203 chief, she won't let you go easily. ”
"Huh?" Wang Zhengwei was shocked, his expression was a little confused, it is estimated that he only knows about the dragon group, and does not know about the dragon group divine beasts.
I took out my phone, found 203's number, and dialed it directly: "Why don't I call 203 to confirm." ”
Wang Zhengwei looked at the huge "203" on my mobile phone screen, quickly reached out and pressed it, and said with sincere fear: "I'm going to give an order, let them ensure the safety of Comrade Pig!" ”