Chapter 134: Troll Tactics

After careful and detailed statistics, Long Dance found that these huge numbers of water tribes did not master any spells for attack at all, even if they broke through to the foundation building period, they should have been able to get spells from "Xuanling Treasure", and they were all spells for finding food, or how to look better, anyway, none of them were used to attack, not a single one!

It's no wonder that so many water tribes were beaten by a human race immortal cultivator in the Jindan period, and it was strange that the cold water pill leaves couldn't beat it! Maybe Lengshui Danye found this place, and now he is still secretly happy! These stupid fish still want to use spells to find food, so they say food!

The catfish spirit was not convinced, and said, "How can you say that we are all food?" It's so sad! At least I'll squirt people! ”

Under the atmosphere of the catfish spirit, he took a mouthful of sand from the water's edge and sprayed it in the direction of the dragon dance. Dragon Dance didn't dodge, the sand fell three feet in front of her, and not a single grain landed on Dragon Dance.

The catfish spirit was indomitable, took a bite again, looked at the direction where the dragon dance was standing, swam to the edge of the dragon dance, and chose the most advantageous angle, "Phew! ”

The sand landed successfully on Dragon Dance's Cloud Swallowing Dragon Boots.

The catfish spirit laughed and said, "I sprayed it, right?" Sad, right? Why don't you hurry up and cry and go home to your mother! Don't worry, as long as you learn from me to spray people, you can combat the arrogance of Lengshui Danye and make him commit suicide in shame! Victory is ours! ”

Long Wu dismissed, stomped his feet, shook off a few grains of sand from his boots, and said, "This is your tactic?" That's how you beat the cold water danye away before? ”

The loach spirit laughed and said, "That's a good idea, isn't it?" That's what I wanted! It's all catfish essence, relying on the big mouth, but robbing me of the credit! ”

Long Wu rolled her eyes and said, "What do you think?" And then you all adopted it? ”

The little crocodile bit it, and finally found that Long Wu's mood was not appreciative, scratched his head, and said: "Although this idea can't kill the cold water pill leaf, we can't think of a better way, after all, those powerful big fish have been taken away by the old dragon king, and no one has taught us...... But I think it's a good idea! At least it can combat the arrogance of Lengshui Danye and let him know that we are not easy to mess with! If you want to conquer the water tribe, you can't do it!"

Listening to the first half of the bite, Long Wu still felt that the water tribe could be rescued, but the latter words ...... Even the "most knowledgeable" bite said so, and the entire Razor Water Tribe was hopeless!

Long Wu mourned his misfortune and was angry, glared at him, and said: "You can live until now, thanks to the protection of the previous demon spirits, so that the human race did not wantonly hunt and kill you, otherwise why do you think that you will live to this day in the future?" Do you think that if the Terrans eat you, they will be infected by you as stupidly? I'm telling you, it's useless to spray people! ”

The loach spirit was unwilling to be devalued by Long Wu for such a good idea, and asked unrelentingly: "Is it useless to spray it on the face?" I clearly remember that the cold water danye was sprayed on my face, and I was very angry! ”

The catfish spirit straightened his chest and said, "That's what I sprayed!" ”

Long Wu didn't want to dwell on this mentally retarded issue anymore, but if he didn't convince these fools, they would never know how to use their brains for the rest of their lives!

Long Wu said, "Since you think it's useful, why don't you try it on other fish?" Now you are listening, all the aquarium is moving, spraying catfish essence and loach essence! Don't be afraid to spray them to death, I can revive them with magical healing spells! ”

Long Wu's "Shennong Sutra" has not yet been cultivated to the point where it can save dead fish, but it is not needed, because Long Wu is sure that those two Han Bao will not be sprayed to death!

At first, the other aquarists were a little hesitant, for fear of spraying the catfish essence to death. The loach spirit was even more frightened and plunged into the sand.

Long Wu had no choice but to let the fight start, and the yin and yang said angrily: "What are you hesitating about? Before, the catfish essence said that it was the most powerful spray, are you all convinced? Don't you think your squirting is even more powerful? Catfish Essence, if you don't demonstrate your squirting skills, how do I know that you are the best? ”

After Dragon Dance demonstrated the "magical" healing spell, the Aquarium Gate finally came to life. For a time, the sky was full of mud and sand, and the water was turbulent.

After the water tribes were in full swing for a long time and became exhausted, Dragon Dance stood up to end this farce.

The loach spirit was buried under several layers of sand, and it took half a day to crawl out. The catfish spirit is huge, and the sand on its body is red, but its spirit is very good, and it is still swearing with a curse, saying that this time the other water tribes have bullied more and lost wrongly, and it will find a chance to retaliate back.

Long Wu was not angry, right, the catfish essence pulled out of the water and said, "Aren't you very powerful?" How is it that when you leave the water, you become meat to be slaughtered? ”

The catfish spirit struggled desperately, but failed to return to the water, but was thrown to the sand in front of the Dragon Palace in disgust by the Dragon Dance.

Long Wu sneered and said, "You have been fighting for so long, can the catfish essence have any damage on it?" But when I caught it on the ground, it only took a few breaths, and it looked like a dead fish, don't you have any ideas? ”

The catfish spirit looked unconvinced, and said: "Our aquarium originally lived in the water, so it was called the aquarium, and if you dragged me to the land to fight, of course I lost!" Otherwise, you put me in the water, and we'll fight again!" ”

The loach spirit added, "I have to wait for the catfish spirit to regain its strength!" It took too much effort to fight just now! ”

Now he couldn't even stand the step shake, and said: "Could it be that when Lengshui Danye fights with you, will he still let you choose the battlefield?" ”

The water tribes were dumbfounded, they didn't make an appointment for a fight, and the cold water danye was not a gentleman!

Biting seemed to have some comprehension, and waited for the catfish spirit to argue for a while before saying: "The meaning of the dragon dance is that we aquarium should also have the ability to fight on land?" Over the years, I have tried to fight on land, and I have grown legs, but on land, I always feel that it is better to get used to it in the water, and there is no way to play the best role on land. It's not realistic to have all the aquarium fight on land! ”

Long Wu sighed, although he had given up his plan to save the water tribe's IQ before, but being brainwashed back and forth by their amazing mental retardation, Long Wu felt that his IQ was about to be lowered.

Long Wu gritted his teeth, trying not to lose his mind, and said: "Let you spray each other, is to let you see clearly, fight snakes and fight seven inches, don't use those methods that can't kill and injure the enemy, otherwise the cold water danye stands there and doesn't move and lets you spray, and you won't have any chance of winning, because it's useless and wasted effort!" ”