Chapter 208: One Corpse, Two Lives

Shi Hu was overjoyed to have a child in middle age, and he always talked about his wife's pregnancy. At this time, when she heard Ruoshui want to let herself try whether she could tell fortunes, she immediately thought of her daughter-in-law's pregnancy, and wanted to know whether her daughter-in-law gave birth to a man or a girl. Anyway, my daughter-in-law is about to give birth, and giving birth can prove that this little girl is a liar.

The method of word measurement and fortune telling, when they went to the temple on the fifteenth day of the first month of the first month, they also saw that the master inside had calculated it for people, but the word measurement and fortune telling were very expensive, and they could not afford that money for this kind of cropper.

I wanted to try it right away.

However, Shi Hu didn't know a few big characters, and he couldn't write any technical characters. After thinking for a while, I saw a couplet posted on the door of He Sanxi's house, and my eyes suddenly lit up, and the couplet said Yuanlong was heroic and ambitious, and he passed on Jie Wenyan in the twilight. This is written and pasted by Han Ruxin, although Shi Hu doesn't know those words, and he doesn't know what those words mean, but it doesn't affect him to paint the tiger according to the cat, and it is also He Erxi who said just now that the people in their family have strength, don't have long brains, and are stimulated, and don't want others to say that he is uneducated. I wrote the first character on the paper crookedly.

Although the words are written big and ugly, but they are written on it, it is not wrong, Shi Hu is very satisfied with his success, and he waved his hand and handed the paper to Ruoshui: "Oh, little liar, it's written, you can test it." But Lao Tzu's ugly words are ahead, you can test it correctly, if you test it wrong, don't blame Lao Tzu for wanting you to look good. ”

Ruoshui ignored Shi Hu's threat, stared at the words on the paper for a while, sighed, and said expressionlessly: "Your baby is a woman." ”

Shi Hu was overjoyed when he heard this: "Really? After the words came out, he realized that his reaction was wrong, and said with a cold face: "It's not that you guessed, right?" ”

Ruoshui put the yuan character written by Shi Hu on the table, pointed to the word and said to everyone: "You see, this is a yuan character written by Mr. Shi, the yuan character is disassembled, the top is two, the bottom is eight, the shape of the twenty-eight belongs to the image of Xun hexagram three, according to the gossip belongs, Xun is the eldest daughter, this should be the first daughter of your family." ”

Shi Hu didn't know what he was writing, but he understood Ruoshui's words. He gave birth to three children in a row, all of them were sons, not a daughter, if his wife's child was a daughter, wouldn't it be the eldest daughter in the family? It stands to reason that this liar has never seen herself, and it is impossible for her to know the situation in her family, so it is possible that she inquired about the situation in her family in advance, otherwise how would she know that she has no daughter in her family? Shi Hu was a simple-minded person, and he was immediately frightened by Ruoshui's words, and he didn't know how to react for a while.

Ruoshui said this, a trace of unbearability flashed in his eyes, but he continued: "It's just that you didn't hold the pen steady when you wrote this yuanzi, and the strokes were too thick, and the handwriting was gradually blurred by the ink at this time, and the yuanzi will be blurred immediately, which means that you have a difficult birth, one corpse and two lives, and children and adults can't survive." ”

In fact, when Ruoshui looked at Shi Hu's face, he found that he was a middle-aged widow and daughter, but he was a little incredulous in his heart, Shi Hu's wife had already given birth to several children, not the first child, so it should not be difficult to give birth. So I want to test it again in another way to confirm whether it is accurate.

Shi Hu originally listened to Ruoshui's first half of the sentence and his mind was still in a daze, thinking about whether Ruoshui really calculated that his family had no daughter, but suddenly heard Ruoshui's second half of the sentence, and the whole person exploded, and anyone who heard that someone cursed his beloved wife would explode with one corpse and two lives. If you pounce directly, you have to give Ruoshui a big ear scraper.

But before he could make a move, he heard Shi Xiaohu's voice coming in from outside the courtyard: "Dad, my mother has an accident, my mother has an accident, you go home and take a look!" ”

Although Shi Xiaohu is a little naΓ―ve, he is very filial, and while saying that his mother has an accident, tears and snot are flowing down, and he can see that he is really sad.

When Shi Hu saw Shi Xiaohu's appearance, and when he heard Shi Xiaohu's words, his head buzzed, and the whole person was stunned, and asked tremblingly, "Your mother...... What's wrong with your mother? Didn't I still ...... when I went out Is it okay? ”

Shi Xiaohu said while crying: "Not long after you went out, my mother said that my stomach hurt, and I hurriedly went to invite the midwife to come over, but the midwife said that the position of the mother's pregnancy was wrong, and it was difficult to give birth, and she also said that it would be difficult to give birth, and she also said that it would be difficult to make trouble, and she would have two lives." Dad, go back and have a look! ”

Shi Hu's brain was completely exploded, and his mind was full of Shi Xiaohu's words, difficult birth, one corpse and two lives......

At this time, the eyes of everyone at the wedding banquet looking at Ruoshui have also changed, this little girl is really good at fortune telling, just one word can really see that Shi Hu's family will have a difficult birth, and there will be two lives in one corpse, this is simply a living immortal.

"I'll just say, the one who can save the dead is the gods, you see, this is not for me to say."

"Shi Hu's family has no brains, and the gods dare to scold, they have been retributed, they have taken pity on Shi Hu's family, and they have suffered retribution for Shi Hu."

Everyone was buzzing and discussing beside him, which cleared Shi Hu's mind a little, he knelt down towards Ruoshui with a plop, and slapped himself in the face: "Immortals, living immortals, little blind, offended immortals, you take me to your life, let my daughter-in-law and daughter-in-law go, they are innocent......" Shi Hu couldn't cry at the end.

Ruoshui didn't expect that Shi Hu, a man with five big and three rough feelings, would be so affectionate to his wife, thinking of his original father who had no conscience, he couldn't help but sigh, and said to Shi Hu: "Your wife's difficult birth is destined by her, and it has nothing to do with whether you offend me or not." However, I have heard that Westerners can cut people's stomachs and help people give birth to children who are difficult to give birth, so if you want to save your wife and children, you can go to a Westerner's hospital. ”

Shi Hu's face changed: "Cut your belly, can you still live?" And I've heard that the pharmacies run by Westerners are scaryly expensive, where did our family go to that kind of place? ”

Ruoshui looked at the tears on Shi Hu's face, thinking that he was willing to fight for his wife and daughter, he was moved by compassion, his wife can remarry if he dies, his daughter can be reborn if he is gone, and his life is gone, but there is nothing. But he was willing to put his life on the life of his wife and daughter, and before he begged himself, he really thought that he was a living immortal, and since he said such a thing, he really intended to exchange his life for his wife and daughter.

Ruoshui took twenty pieces of ocean from his body and handed it to Shi Hu: "Hurry up and take your wife to the Westerner's hospital to try, the rest can only be left to fate." ”