"Choose, boy!"

The fiery voice kept echoing in my head, like the devil's whisper. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Shi Xiaobai was dumbfounded, the appearance of this spoof absolute option was too sudden, and it really caught him off guard.

Laughing at a flat chest or expressing affection?

Shi Xiaobai's gaze involuntarily fell on Hua Li's chest, covered by a gothic long skirt, it did look like a flat river, but Hua Li's appearance was like a twelve or thirteen-year-old girl, and it could even be called Lori, and flat chest didn't seem to be an unacceptable fact for a Lori, right?

Although Shi Xiaobai is not interested in women's breasts and knows little about the minds of young girls, his intuition tells him that it is a very dangerous thing to talk about women's bodies and even mock certain parts.

Shi Xiaobai has always trusted his instincts, so he had to look at another option - to express his love for Huali, which is the so-called confession.

What is the love between men and women, the ignorant Shi Xiaobai doesn't understand, and even if he does, he will probably scoff at it, but Shi Xiaobai is very clear about confessing this matter, and even deeply touched.

At that time, he was still a junior high school student on the earth, cough, Shi Xiaobai thought that in order to become the master of the earth, he must first master the culture of the earth, so even if he often skipped class, he was barely a junior high school student, and in that junior high school, he had a game together, oh no, he was a good friend who conquered other dimensional worlds together, phew, he was a good comrade-in-arms.

The name of the comrade-in-arms is Yang Wei. Yang Wei will confess once every three days on average, and the object of the confession is different every time, but every time he will be issued a "good person card", so in the three hundred and sixty-five days of a year, one-third of Yang Wei's time is crush time, one-third is pursuit time, and one-third is lovelorn time.

Yang Wei often bragged about his confession deeds in Shi Xiaobai's ear, but Yang Wei reversed the object of confession and the object of the defendant's confession, he told Shi Xiaobai that there were hundreds of girls who confessed to him every year, but each of them was rejected by him, he felt that he was sorry for too many people, and constantly blamed God for making him too handsome and too attractive.

Shi Xiaobai didn't know what to do, he didn't know what to do, but he didn't take Yang Wei's words to heart, he only knew that his comrade-in-arms was a heartthrob.

However, one day, Shi Xiaobai was confessed.

What is the name of the girl who confessed to Shi Xiaobai, Shi Xiaobai forgot, only remembered that the girl was more beautiful than the other girls in the class, it seemed to be a school flower, I heard that the family was very rich, and her grades seemed to be among the top few, and she was often praised for participating in what competitions and winning championships during recess.

But the two of them didn't seem to have spoken much, so Shi Xiaobai had to ask, "Why?"

The girl said that she had been lost when she was a child, and it was he who comforted her and accompanied her, making her feel warm and reassured, and since then she has often paid attention to him, and then gradually fell in love with him, and every time she saw him, her heart would beat faster, and her ears would be red, and she would feel uncomfortable.

Shi Xiaobai, who has won at the starting line since he was a child, was a little confused, the confession came too suddenly, he didn't know what to do for a while, what would happen after accepting the confession, and what would happen if he refused, Shi Xiaobai didn't know at all.

Shi Xiaobai immediately thought of his experienced comrade-in-arms Yang Wei, so he did not reply to the girl on the spot, but claimed that "we will continue this sacred conversation after the riot on the border line is stable."

After that, Shi Xiaobai immediately found Yang Wei and asked Yang Wei for advice.

Yang Wei was silent for a long, long time after listening to it, like the quiet depression before the storm.

The first thing Yang Wei said was a heavy question, and he asked, "White Night Evil King, do you remember your dream?" Do you remember the dream of "conquering the earth, saving the world, ruling all evil, leading the evil gods to the white eternal night, and leaving only justice in the world"!?"

Shi Xiaobai was stunned when he heard this, and then said loudly: "Of course I remember!"

Yang Wei nodded with satisfaction and asked in a deep voice: "Do you know why for so many years, I have cruelly rejected the confessions of one girl after another? Because I don't want to ruin my dreams because of this! The Evil King of the White Night, do you know that after accepting the confession, she will become your girlfriend? Do you know what a terrifying creature a girlfriend is?"

Shi Xiaobai swallowed his saliva, shook his head and said, "No... I don't know. ”

Yang Wei sneered: "Your girlfriend is the most terrible demon in the world, she will pull you shopping, eating, watching movies, pressing the road, showing affection, and rolling the sheets...... She'll take up most of your life when you're playing... When she is fighting in other planes, her phone will ring like a curse, even if your ears are already hot from the phone, you must lift your spirits and continue to talk to her about boring topics, your life will be mediocre in meaningless chatter. ”

"Also, there are a few days a month when she goes into a state of rage, and when she touches her fragile nerves, she will angrily destroy your world, destroy your spirit, and destroy your dreams, but she is your girlfriend, and you must give up the dignity of the king to make her happy, make her happy, even if she asks her to use the Seven Star Holy Sword as a burning stick, you must do it......"

Yang Wei used the words that Shi Xiaobai could understand, and kept counting the terrifying faces of the creature "girlfriend", the more Shi Xiaobai listened, the more frightened he became, the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became, and said in a trembling voice: "Really... So horrible?"

Yang Wei sighed heavily and said, "This is just the harm that your girlfriend will bring to you, the ubiquitous army of single dogs, burning all heterosexual FFF groups...... Enemies lurking in the dark will constantly interfere with your life, take up your time, and prevent you from fulfilling your dreams with peace of mind. ”

If you don't want to waste your time, if you don't want to be a mediocre mortal, if you still hold on to your dreams, then I must advise you to cherish life and stay away from your girlfriend!"

These words shocked Shi Xiaobai's pure heart and made him completely realize the horror of "girlfriend", and Shi Xiaobai made up his mind to stay away from his girlfriend.

It's just that before he could continue that "sacred conversation", and before he could refuse that girl, he suddenly crossed over to this other world.

......

......

"Cherish life and stay away from your girlfriend!"

Shi Xiaobai remembered Yang Wei's famous sentence, his eyes fell on that line of options, and he struggled in his heart.

"What if this king confesses and she agrees? Won't she become this king's girlfriend? No, who can resist the king's confession, she will definitely agree, if this king confesses, she will become a terrifying creature like 'girlfriend'. ”

Shi Xiaobai was worried, Hua Li's words just now moved him a little, he was also very close to this unimaginably strong elf girl, especially the way she spoke, which made Shi Xiaobai think that he had met a confidant.

But, let Huali be his girlfriend?

Shi Xiaobai recalled Yang Wei's description of his girlfriend a little, and immediately rejected this idea, his girlfriend is too terrible, and Shi Xiaobai can't accept anything!

That's... Pick option one, right?

Shi Xiaobai looked at another option - laughing at the flat chest.

Intuition told Shi Xiaobai that this choice was dangerous.

The dangerous intuition and the terrifying impression brought by the "girlfriend", the two kept colliding in Shi Xiaobai's mind, arguing with each other, and they couldn't tell the winner for a while.

"Ten, nine, eight......" A cold voice sounded after a long absence, it was the sound of the countdown to the time limit.

This voice gave Shi Xiaobai a sense of danger that was countless times stronger.

You'll have to make a choice before the countdown ends!

So......

"Laugh at the flat-chested. ”

Compared with the intuition of danger, or the impression of horror is more intuitive, Shi Xiaobai made an unacceptable choice at the last moment.

......

Time continued, but Shi Xiaobai's state of mind was completely different.

Although there were still tears of emotion on his face, and Hua Li's soft and warm hand was still wiping his cheeks, what Shi Xiaobai was worried about at the moment was how to laugh at Hua Li's chest, which was really not an easy thing.

Hua Li's gaze is still soft, in her eyes, Shi Xiaobai is like her former self, stubborn, cute, with lovely light and cherished darkness.

Originally, she just couldn't get used to the actions of those high-level people in Gaia, so she intervened a little, and originally just wanted to seize the position of mentor and make a false name.

But now she was very glad that she had been on a whim, and if it had not been for this, how could she have met the boy who had made her so kind, and for this reason she was willing to teach him something and give him the strength he desired.

Seeing that Shi Xiaobai was stunned and didn't answer, Hua Li smiled softly and asked that sentence for the fourth time.

"Young man, do you crave power?"

Shi Xiaobai, who was thinking about how to laugh at the flat-chested person, heard this sentence for the fourth time, and suddenly had an idea, a flash of inspiration, of course, you can also call it - a brain twitch.

Shi Xiaobai replied: "No, what I desire is milk." ”

Then he looked at Huali's chest and sighed, "But you didn't!"

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