Who are Lao Lu and the old man? To put it mildly, they are state-run grave digging instructors with professional qualifications. To put it mildly, they are currently the most top-notch Taishan Beidou in our Chinese tomb robbery industry. In the six years that the two of them have partnered, the ancient tombs they have visited add up to three digits, what strange and evil things have not been encountered?

The head of the tomb is the place where the yin qi is the heaviest, and it is normal to occasionally encounter some supernatural phenomena that cannot be explained by science. But no matter how strange it is, it's just a flash of light and sound. And like today, a female ghost who has hands and feet and can speak, and has no eyeballs and can teleport, Lao Lu is really the first time in his life that he has encountered it.

At this moment of silence, I saw that the female ghost suddenly opened her mouth violently, and the appearance was creepy and terrifying. The mouth opened wider and wider, until the roof and jaw of her entire face were torn apart, but there was still no intention of stopping. The female ghost had no teeth or tongue in her mouth, but a mass of black blood that emitted a disgusting putrid stench. No matter who sees this terrible scene, if they are not scared to death on the spot, they will definitely faint in fright.

Where is this still the appearance of a person?

It's like a python in human skin!

And at this time, an even more terrifying scene appeared, the old woman's bloody mouth like a python slowly crawled out of a terrifying conjoined baby!

The conjoined baby crawled out of the female ghost's mouth, a pair of miserable white pupils were round and bulging, and his pair of tricks that were only white and not black seemed to fall out of their eye sockets at any time. He writhed his spine in the old woman's mouth, and the joints on his body had a fractured twist. To be precise, he is not like a "baby", but like a "mass" of babies, and this indescribable bone structure is like someone who has broken the bones of his whole body alive. And no matter how his stiff neck twisted, his eyes were always staring directly at the old Lu and the old man in front of him.

The old man was already crying. He didn't expect that he had been mixed in the rivers and lakes all his life, and in the end he didn't die in the hands of black and white, but died in the hands of a female ghost who dragged his family.

Once a person is in a hurry, his thoughts will be unusually active, he suddenly thought of a book he had read when he was idle, and he had an idea, and shouted to Lao Lu beside him: "Lao Lu, you quickly take off your shoes and put your feet into the mouth of this female ghost, so that you can stop her!" ”

Lao Lu shouted angrily: "Old man, when the fuck has this been, you are still talking nonsense here, are you possessed by a ghost in your dog's day!" ”

The old man said anxiously and seriously: "I have read a book, the book says that the black donkey's hooves are effective against these things, which shows that the principle is because the donkey's feet are sour and smelly, your dog's feet are sweaty, and Lu has the same sound as the donkey, you stuff your feet into her mouth, except for the wrong taste, other conditions can be matched!" Uncle Deng once said that no matter whether the black cat or the white cat can catch mice, it is a good cat. In the current situation of the two of us, whether it is a donkey's feet or sweaty feet, the one who can suppress the female ghost is a good foot. Hurry up and stop the ink, it's up to you whether you live or die! ”

Lao Lu didn't want to cry, but now that he saw that the old man was still in the mountains at this time, he felt cold in his heart, thinking that he would die headlong, at least like a man. Otherwise, if he continues to consume like this, he will either be killed by the female ghost or be angry with his old man.

At this time, the conjoined baby who only listened to the female ghost's mouth suddenly said coldly to Lao Lu, "You have eaten white soup." The two of them suddenly realized that it was not this female ghost who called them in the first place, but this conjoined baby crawling in her mouth!

The old man sat on the ground in fright, his butt and eyes were struck, as if he had sat on something, he looked down and took a closer look at a dead body that had been gnawed off half of its head, and then he understood why this 20-meter-long tomb road was soft to step on, just like a fucking Simmons mattress, it turned out that the ground was full of dead bodies! In other words, his old Lu and the old man walked in by stepping on the corpse of a dead person, but they didn't know it, and thought it was just a pothole in the ground.

The old man was frightened and touched indiscriminately, touched a hard object, jumped up from the ground, and when facing the life and death, the old man who had been buried half of the waist actually burst out with the fierceness of the wings, the power of the dragon, and the courage of the cloud chief, and shouted "I fuck you!" Then he jumped high and smashed the female ghost's head with the hard object in his hand, and the female ghost was smashed and took a step back, as if it was crumbling, and the old man dragged Lao Lu and shouted while running: "I'm still stunned waiting for the lottery, hurry up!" ”

If the speed of Lao Lu and the old man at this moment is placed in the Olympic arena, the gold medal dare not be said, but one silver and one bronze is a matter of holding the handle. After the two of them ran out of the cave, they ran for another ten minutes before they stopped panting, and when they saw that the female ghost and the ghost doll had not caught up, they breathed a sigh of relief, and clasped each other's hands with teary eyes, lamenting that they were still alive.

When I heard this, although my heart was turbulent, I didn't believe what the black-coated old man Lu Zhenghua said about "real people and real things". I believe that as long as the head is not caught in the crack of the door, no one will believe that there is such a thing as a "ghost" in this world. But let me question it again and again, Lao Lu repeatedly emphasized that the story he told was true.

I have to admit that Lao Lu's story is indeed wonderful. But at the same time, I also confirmed one thing, that he was not a beggar or a painter, but a madman. Or at least a patient with a serious mental illness. Otherwise, it would be impossible to bite this kind of ghost story that is made up at first glance and say that it is a real person and a real story.

At this moment, I saw a familiar woman by the lake through the window, wasn't this my mother? Lao Lu wanted to continue to tell me his story, but I was very sorry to interrupt him and said, "Old man, wait first, my mother seems to have come to me." Lao Lu nodded and smiled, so he had to pause.

I walked outside the door and yelled at my mom, "Mom, I'm here." ”

My mom followed my voice and came to her, with a raincoat and umbrella in her hand, and I asked her, "Why are you here?" ”

My mother said, "Didn't you see a heavy rain, you knew that you didn't bring an umbrella when you went out, and you were sweating after running, and if it rained, you would catch a cold, you know?" ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "Mom, I'm more than three people, and you still treat me as a child." I don't know how to find a place to hide from the rain when it's raining heavily, you see you're in a hurry. ”

My mom said, "Stop pulling the calf, put on the raincoat." ”

I had no choice but to listen to her.

Not to mention that my mother is really careful, knowing that the rain is heavy, just an umbrella is not used, so she also took me an extra raincoat to cover outside, so that it is foolproof, no matter how heavy the rain is, the clothes are sure to be dry when I get home. At this time, Lao Lu in the house also walked out, and I said to my mother: "Mom, this old man is really a good person, if he hadn't let me into the house to hide from the rain, your son and I would have become instant noodles by now." ”

My mother said to Lao Lu, "Thank you, old man." ”

Lao Lu smiled: "You're welcome." ”

I was wearing a raincoat and holding an umbrella, like an ancient warrior. Before leaving, I did something very bastard: I thought to myself that since this old Lu has a bad head, I don't have to treat him as a normal person. So I made a joke with him, I learned from the ancient times when the chivalrous warriors on the rivers and lakes said goodbye, hugged him and said: "General, forgive me for not being able to give full salute under the armor again, so I will say goodbye to the rivers and lakes." ”

I will always remember the look of loss in Lao Lu's eyes after I finished this joke.

He knew, and I didn't believe his story at all......