Our plane took off from Beijing and finally arrived in Lhasa after a journey of more than four hours. After getting off the plane, an army green off-road vehicle stopped beside us, which of course was not the Didi car I was shaking, but a "military vehicle" borrowed by Zhou Boren from the military region.

The old man laughed all the way, and his shriveled and thin old face looked like he had eaten bee droppings, and I asked him, "What are you laughing at?" ”

The old man said happily: "Since Pangu opened the sky, how has there ever been a special plane driving a military vehicle to rob tombs in history?" We're probably the first. This time is enough for my old man to blow for a lifetime, no matter how good the monkey is in his house, can he have this style when he goes out? Third child, do you think we should bring a bottle of mousse or something when we go to the grave this time? We're characters now, and we can't mess with the head shape. ”

I said to the old man, "What age is this, where is anyone using mousse, no one uses gel water." On this issue, we still have to learn from the broad masses of the people, Comrade Wang Puding, what do you think of this matter? ”

Pudding pondered as he dug his nose, "I don't care about this one, I'm thinking about another one. ”

I asked her, "What's the problem?" ”

Pudding was confused and said: "Didn't you say that you will have altitude sickness when you go to the plateau?" I've been looking forward to what altitude sickness would be like, but why didn't I react at all? Does this thing still have to be booked online? ”

Feng Erbiao said: "Don't pull the calf pudding, how can you be afraid of the plateau, I heard the third child say that you dare to suck it in your nose, and you dare to suck a raw toad when you are in a hurry." ”

Zhou Bodao, who was driving the car, said: "Feng Erbiao, don't talk nonsense, the main reason why our car people don't have altitude sickness is because everyone has become stronger, when the third child first came, I helped him measure his breath-holding, he can only hold his breath for 55 seconds, but a trip to Qinling Mountains, now he can hold it for 2 minutes and 43 seconds in one breath, although this score is not high, but it has far exceeded the average person, but then again, we do not have altitude sickness now, it does not mean that there will be no in the future, even a cold in the plateau area will kill people, So at any time, we must not be careless. ”

Feng Erbiao said: "I can hold it for five years in one breath. ”

I said angrily, "Then you hold back......"

About an hour later, we drove to a hotel in the city. At this moment, it is getting late, and Zhou Boren decided to station the team here, and will continue to hurry tomorrow at dawn.

After we parked the car, we went to the front desk to open a room, Zhou Boren asked for six rooms, but the bald boss shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said to us in a half-Tibetan, half-Chinese and a little Belarusian accent: "There are only five rooms left, and they are all single beds, if you want them, I will give them to you." ”

Six people, five rooms?

What can I do?

Zhou Boren said that he was the director, so he had to give him a single room anyway. Feng Erbiao's snoring at night was like killing a pig, he just wanted to squeeze with people, and no one was willing to squeeze with him. Gu Nianxia said that he didn't mind living in a room with others, and he didn't snore, but when he dreamed at night, he occasionally used the Nine Ghost Skills, and sometimes there were too many enemies in his dreams, and there might be a scene of scattered bullets.

In this way, there are only three people left: me, the old man, and the pudding. The old man looked at the pudding and said sincerely: "You are a girl, the decision is up to you, anyway, my old man just said a word, if you don't give me a single room, then I can only squeeze with you, it is absolutely impossible for me to squeeze a bed with the third child, this little bastard always laughs when he sleeps at night, the thief is so fucking panicked, I don't know what to dream, I can't wake up with a kick, and I still have a laugh, anyway, I don't sleep with him." ”

I spread my hands and said, "Won't you just announce the result, and make so many twists and turns." ”

Zhou Boren said: "Come on, you are the most suitable to share a room with Pudding, although you two are not boyfriend and girlfriend, but in our opinion, they are almost the same, and haven't you two squeezed several times, and it's not bad this time." Okay, everyone put their luggage back in their respective rooms, and gather downstairs in half an hour, let's have a good night's rubbing, and we will officially work tomorrow. ”

I went to the room with Pudding, pushed open the door and looked at it, frowning. As soon as I sat down, I found a lot of flies, so I hurriedly took something to shoot it, and complained while patting: "This place in Tibet is so strange, why are there flies in winter?" ”

Pudding shrugged his shoulders and said, "It's good that it's not a cockroach, otherwise I would have to go to sleep in the car tonight." ”

Zhou Boren said that I would go downstairs to gather after half an hour, and I originally thought that I could squint for a while when I returned to the house, but I didn't rest for a minute for half an hour, and I kept swatting flies, and the flies were somehow more and more.

At this time, Feng Erbiao knocked on our door and shouted at us, "Third child, pudding, go downstairs for dinner!" ”

I walked out of the house with Pudding, and I asked Feng Erbiao, "Why are there so many flies in this house?" Is your house the same? ”

Feng Erbiao was confused and said, "No, there are no flies in my house." ”

I thought to myself, really? It's weird...... So I went downstairs and asked a few of my companions, but they all said there were no flies in the house. Now I'm completely blindfolded with Pudding, why don't they have flies in the house, but there are flies in our house? That doesn't make sense......

The old man said, "Do you two smell of sweat?" Maybe just take a shower. ”

Gu Nianxia put her nose in front of me and sniffed it, and then leaned in front of the pudding and sniffed it, and then said, "The two of them don't smell sweat at all." ”

Feng Erbiao said: "Hey, isn't it just a few flies, what's the big deal, let's eat the meal first, and then talk, after eating, I will come and talk to those flies, and if the conversation collapses, I will educate them with pesticides, so that they can see the means of our proletariat, come and come, let's eat." ”

I knew from Pudding that analyzing the problem with them was a waste of words, and we had to solve it ourselves. So after eating, I went back to the house with Pudding to take a shower, and found that the root of the problem was not the smell of sweat, I had already washed back and forth with shower gel three times, but these flies did not mean to leave at all, but more and more.

I lay on the bed with Pudding, staring at the ceiling in confusion, but I couldn't figure out why. Flies don't bite like mosquitoes, but it's annoying enough for them to buzz around your ears. Pudding sighed helplessly and said, "Forget it, don't think about it, I won't live here tomorrow anyway, I have military insect repellent cream in my bag, do you want to apply some?" ”

I nodded, "Well, come on." ”

Pudding opened her backpack and took out a box of red plaster, she said that it was used by the military, and after smearing it on her body, let alone flies and mosquitoes, even jackals, tigers and leopards would not dare to approach you.

I dipped my finger in a little of this red ointment and applied it evenly on my face, and when Pudding saw my appearance, she covered her mouth and snickered, and I asked her what she was laughing at. She said that my current image is like a singing opera, the whole Huadan.

I ran to the toilet to take a picture, and I couldn't help but have a black line. This ointment may have been designed by a fool, and it made my whole face red, and it sounded like a monkey's ass at best, and it looked like a bloody face when it was bad.

I went back to bed and said helplessly to Pudding: "I'll wipe it, I almost scared myself to death when I looked in the mirror just now." ”

Pudding smiled: "As long as it can prevent flies, it doesn't matter what it looks like, go to bed early." ”

With that, Pudding and I turned off the lights and went to bed.

But in the middle of the night, Pudding got up to go to the toilet, she walked into the toilet in a daze, but after a few seconds, she suddenly walked out in a panic, I was also sleeping in a daze, so I asked her, "What's wrong?" ”

Pudding looked at me in horror and said, "Third child...... You said...... You say you scared yourself out when you looked in the mirror? ”

I was confused and said, "yes, what's wrong?" ”

Pudding's lips trembled and said, "But in the toilet...... There are no mirrors at all. ”