In those days, Jack became very irritable, and while eating, he suddenly jumped up and rushed to the window to commit suicide, oh, not suicide, just jumping from the sixth floor to the ground on the first floor, and finally attracted fire trucks, SWAT, and veterinarians, as well as the funeral team that sent small advertisements. Finally sent them away, Jack began to bark again, or at night, and finally attracted some animal experts, who said with a bright eye, who of you has wolves here? This kind of thing bothered me very much, but Lao Sun understood it and said to me: "Qin Xiaomei, can you help me with Jack's matter?" ”

I was cautious and asked something. Lao Sun said: "It is a matter of life and death. ”

Of course, I was duty-bound, so I was sent to squat in the grass, and they, going to the richest man, said that they wanted to get back what belonged to them.

I fed the mosquitoes in the grass until midnight and finally someone came.

The first person wore an off-the-shoulder sequined hip skirt, walked one step and twisted three times, exposing the silicone fake breasts to the air recklessly, and the words made people goosebumps as soon as they came out, it was the third-rate female star who has been quite in the limelight recently, wet Lulu. I saw her leaning on a man's arms, and that man, although half of his face was hidden in the dark, I knew that even if his whole face was exposed, I didn't know him, but Lao Sun said that his senior brother had been obsessed with a fox spirit, and his whole body was full of fox smell, and he could smell it clearly half a mile away.

I sniffed it carefully, and sure enough, I was going to vomit out yesterday's overnight meal.

However, I still doubt that in these years, there are many fox smells, is your senior brother only this one characteristic. So, Lao Sun listed to me other characteristics of his senior brother: a fat head, a thick neck, a beer belly, a big gold chain, a small gold watch, bad breath, athlete's foot, and sometimes he doesn't lift ......

Looking at the man who was walking towards me, I sighed, it is really not easy for wet Lulu, although her whole body is fake, but she is fake and beautiful, and Lao Sun's senior brother, her whole body is real, but it is really ugly, but his money is real, and this is enough.

After confirming that this man was Lao Sun's senior brother, I sorted out my equipment again, the hat was there, the mask was there, the camera was there, the bandages were there, the bandages were there, the plasters for bruises were sufficient, and there were two bags of fake plasma, well, it should be enough. So, I rushed out and blocked their way.

My plan is like this, if I run out so coldly, the wet dew will definitely cover my mouth and exclaim again and again, and Lao Sun's senior brother will definitely act as a messenger to protect the flowers, and shout: "Who is coming?" And my line is: "Don't panic, you two, I just want to do an interview with Miss Wet Lulu......" However, things did not go according to my plan, Wet Lulu covered her small mouth, and exclaimed twice, but then fainted, and the angle was just right, not only avoiding the fox odor on Senior Brother Sun's body, but also revealing her beautiful collarbone, and even the high heels twisted a graceful arc.

Damn, you're too fake, aren't you?

However, Lao Sun's senior brother finally followed the script and shouted: "What are you doing? I was stunned for a moment, remembering that Lao Sun's senior brother is from Shaanxi, which is authentic Xipu. I coughed and said, "Don't panic, you two, I just want to do an interview with Miss Wet Lulu, I'm the ...... of the newspaper"

Before I could finish speaking, I saw Miss Wet Lulu stand up with lightning speed, and stretched out her hand at me with a smile: "Which newspaper is it?" Who is your president? Is the circulation large or not, and is it well-known? Also, I'm on a tight schedule, so I can only give you five minutes......" After that, she looked at her watch and said to me, "There are still four minutes left......"

Phew, these days, not princesses are used to princess disease, not big names are used to pretending to be sick, mixed in the world, nothing else matters, acting is the most important.

Fortunately, I was prepared, and asked Wet Lulu, "I heard that your breasts are fake, your eyes are fake, your nose is fake, your mouth is fake, and your chin is fake, I want to ask, where else are you fake?" ”

Wet Lulu was stunned for a moment, instantly became angry, gritted her teeth and said, "Get out!" ”

Of course I didn't get out, and turned to Lao Sun's senior brother: "I heard that Miss Wet Lulu has a big money, you are the big one, sure enough, the head is big, the neck is thick, and there is a beer belly, full of fox odor, bad breath and athlete's foot, I heard that you are still impotent, I want to know, what kind of charm did you rely on to attract Miss Wet Lulu?" ”

Lao Sun's senior brother was also stunned for a moment, raised his hand and wanted to hit me, but I didn't know what to think, so he put it down again, gritted his teeth and said, "Get out!" ”

I wanted to get out, but I couldn't, so I kept pushing him: "I heard that you can tell the hexagram, have you ever calculated, when will you die?" However, you don't have to count this, look at your high blood pressure, high blood lipids, impotence and premature ejaculation, beriberi hemorrhoids, what's the point of living? However, you have a good thing, even if the organ donation hospital does not dare to ask for it, because people are afraid of contaminating the medical equipment......"

Before I could finish speaking, I heard a "bang", and then I fell down with a sharp pain in my chest.

Damn, why didn't Lao Sun remind me that his senior brother's leg skills are so good, my ribs were almost kicked and broken, and the prepared plasma seemed to be useless, and he spit out a mouthful of real blood directly from my mouth.

Alas, it's all my fault, what kind of righteousness do I talk about, patting my chest and promising to hold off Lao Sun's senior brother, until twelve o'clock has passed, but now it's only nine o'clock, and I kind of want to withdraw.

After kicking me, they shook their ankles and wanted to leave, but how could it be so easy, am I a vegetarian? I grew up eating eggs! Two policemen ran in the distance and shouted at us, "Stop! ”

Hey, comrade policeman, you're late, he kicked and kicked, I was injured and injured, everyone wants to leave, you stop shouting again, no one does it? People move their feet.

The policeman approached, looked at us suspiciously, and asked, "Who reported the case?" ”

I lay on the ground and hurriedly raised my hand, and said, "I reported the case, comrade policeman, I interviewed this beautiful Miss Wet Lulu, but this gentleman, for some reason, beat me, kicked me, cough cough, kicked my ribs, comrade policeman, you see, this is my bloody ......"

I pointed to the corner of my mouth and told the police to see, this is evidence, you better take a picture.

But they didn't mean to take pictures at all, just looked at it perfunctorily, and then asked directly: "Do you want to be private or public?" ”

The good night is short, they naturally don't want to waste time and want to be private, but how can I agree, but it doesn't matter if I don't agree, the police comrades are impatient.

"What's the matter with you woman, everyone has said that they agree to pay for medical expenses and lost work, what else do you want, so unrelenting, do you know, just to deal with your, delayed Lao Tzu...... How much time do we have, hurry, take the money, take the money, leave and leave, don't stay here......"

I said, "Comrade policeman, how can you say that, he kicked my ribs and broke them, and this has to be put on hold by normal procedures, first the injury must be examined, then the disability level will be determined, and then the disability certificate will be issued, and the ...... will be issued."

The police impatiently interrupted me, drove me into the police car, and said that since you like to go through the procedure so much, then go to the police station and go through the procedure...... This kind of semi-threatening words makes me want to say, comrade police, it's all a misunderstanding, why don't we go for a supper first to suppress the shock......

Since I've been on the thief ship, and it's not easy to get off, I have to play the trick to the end, but someone just doesn't cooperate. Lao Sun's senior brother was reluctant to record any Laoshizi's transcript, he said that he still had important things to do, let Wet Lulu go alone. Wet Lulu was also reluctant to go, she said that she was a celebrity, and the police station was the first place in the places where celebrities could not come and go at will......

They shirked and shirked like this, and time passed minute by minute, I was not in a hurry, but the two policemen were in a hurry.

One of them yelled, "Come on, you both!" ”

The two of them glanced at each other, and Lao Sun's senior brother suddenly said, "I know your director." Obviously, the meaning of saying this on this occasion is very clear, and those who understand it naturally know that what he means is that we are all our own people, and we should release the water, don't take it seriously, otherwise it will hurt the peace...... Those who don't understand may wonder, you know our director, why do you tell me that I am not a relative and secretary of the director......

Of course, there are also those who pretend not to understand, such as this one. A policeman shoved Lao Sun's brother into the car, then closed the car door with a "bang", and left a sentence: "I know it too." ”

The rest of the wet dew thought in the wind for a while, and suddenly changed her mind and got into the police car. I thought she wanted to testify that I was just a porcelain toucher, and they were the real victims. Later, I knew that it turned out that I wanted to be simple, and she was afraid that Lao Sun's senior brother would be seduced away by me, causing her to lose both her money and ......

Really, the thoughts of shameless people, we normal people will never understand.

There were five people crammed into a small car, which was not crowded, but the premise was that there was not a fat person in it. Well, even if the fat man occupies more positions, that's it, if this fat man still smells of foxes, and it just so happens that his neighbor is still a bad perfume, this will be my life, my life.

The two policemen drove the car fast, and when they hit the red light, they couldn't help but want to run, and the horn sounded countless times in the middle, I understood what they both, it was so stinky that I couldn't bear it!

When we got out of the car, the two policemen didn't have the slightest idea of leading us in, so they threw out the car and ran to the bathroom, thinking they had hemorrhoids. Alas, only I understand them, and the green belt next to them has been spit into a blackened belt by me.

When it was time to make a record, we went in at the same time, of course, this is not in accordance with the regulations, but the police said, you are a little sesame mung bean, you are not worthy of one-on-one inquiry, now everything is about efficiency, efficiency understand? It's just don't have nothing to say, don't say what you shouldn't say, simplify what you should say, and swallow everything you can't say and don't need to say......

Our matter is not complicated, and it will be clear in a few words, but I can't let him end it in a few words, it's not even ten o'clock, and I still have to spend more than two hours.

So, when they say something, I will say it, for example, they say, "We were walking well, and this woman burst out of the grass and scared us a lot......"

I said, "Nonsense, I came out suddenly, I came out slowly." ”

They said: "She was wrapped from head to toe and had a weapon in her hand, which we thought was a robbery......

I said, "Nonsense, my face and hands are exposed, how can I be tightly wrapped, you can't let me appear in a swimsuit in the middle of the night, right?" Besides, the things in my hands are commonly known as cameras, also known as camcorders, and can only be called weapons when they smash people, have I smashed people? Did you smash people? ”

They said, "She said she was a journalist, and she said she was from the newspaper and wanted to interview Miss Wet Lulu......"

I said, "Nonsense, how could I have said this, oh, mistaken, I said, you go ahead and ......"

They continued: "We originally thought she was just an interview, but we didn't expect that as soon as she opened her mouth, she scolded people, saying that Miss Wet Lulu had a plastic surgery face and a sugar daddy ......"

I said, "Nonsense, I'm saying that Miss Wet Lulu has a plastic surgery face, a sugar daddy, but I'm not scolding, that's an objective statement, scolding people is like this, your mother is a XX ......"

Before I could finish speaking, I heard the policeman knock on the table, "Pay attention to the quality, pay attention to the words!" ”

I had to swallow the rest of the words.

They said, "......"

I said, "......."

This went on for half an hour, and we were all thirsty, but the police comrades were obviously not ready to give us water to drink, and the notebook in front of them was still blank.

Yes, sure enough, it was all in vain, and people didn't remember a word.