After Fang Wen finished speaking, he raised Erlang's legs and looked directly at Tang Jia.

To tell the truth, this girl has nothing to say, it's this attitude, Zhen Nima makes people unhappy to go home.

Lack of emotion, this matter can be understood, the question is whether you can pretend to be able to pretend?

He's here on a mission, not a gas bag!

To hell with the nobility you want to show!

Tang Jia's little face was flushed, her plump chest was constantly rising and falling, she had never spoken to her like this since she was a child, Fang Wen was the first.

The bodyguard behind her had a gloomy face, when Fang Wen spoke just now, he was already full of anger, if it wasn't for his professionalism to hold him back, he would have let Fang Wen know that he was powerful.

At this time, seeing Fang Wen slamming Tang Jia continuously, he said softly: "Miss Tang, do you want me to teach him a lesson for you, and promise not to break anything at home!" ”

Hearing this, Fang Wen was almost happy, how sure are you!

Is Lao Tzu really a soft persimmon?

Tang Jia hesitated for a moment and did not speak.

The bodyguard behind him had a smile on his face, this was the acquiescence, it seemed that Miss Tang was angry enough.

Although Tang Jia is usually cold, she is still good to people.

Today seems to be angry with this kid.

The bodyguard unbuttoned his suit and said, "Boy, I'll let you know the price of making a big fuss!" ”

"The price?" Fang Wen glanced at him: "Pee and pee to ......"

The bodyguard suddenly couldn't keep up with the train of thought, why did he "pee and pee"?

He didn't understand a little, Lao Tzu was about to teach you a lesson, what the hell is peeing?

Tang Jia showed a look of disgust on his face, obviously very dissatisfied with Fang Wen's words.

Huang Juan said on the side: "Vulgar! ”

"You go too!" Fang Wen glared at Huang Juan and said.

What's the matter, one by one pretending to be forced with Lao Tzu.

As soon as the Imperial Palace was about to speak, he felt an urge to urinate, and he involuntarily clamped his legs.

The bodyguard over there was about to behave well, but at the same time he felt a tightness in his urethra, and he was numb and wanted to go to the toilet.

The two rushed towards the toilet like bullets.

Tang Jia's small mouth opened, with a stunned expression.

Why is this happening?

What a coincidence!

The two squeezed to the door of the toilet together, and the bodyguard said, "You bear with me, I'll go first!" ”

"Do you have a little grace, lady first, don't you know?" Huang Juan said angrily.

God special ladies first, ladies first can't let themselves pee their pants!

The bodyguard felt that there was a possibility that he couldn't hold back at any time, and at this time he also talked about the demeanor of a wool.

He pushed Huang Juan away and rushed into the toilet.

Huang Juan clutched her stomach and gritted her teeth, your sister's ......

The old lady couldn't hold it anymore.

Fang Wen watched the two of them grab the toilet with a smile, and said to Tang Jia: "Bodyguards and helpers who can't hold back their urine?" Hey hey ......"

Tang Jia glared at Fang Wen, although she didn't know what was going on, it must have been Fang Wen's move.

She is different from others, because of the result of genetic mutations, she has outstanding talent in acting and singing.

At the same time, she loves acting because she lacks emotion, and she wants to experience those missing emotions in the play.

And Fang Wen may be the legendary ability, if strictly speaking, she Tang Jia is too!

"Are you the powerhouse?" Tang Jia began to face Fang Wen squarely.

Fang Wen nodded and said, "Sort of, but ability is not my strong point!" ”

Tang Jia pursed her lips, this can be regarded as showing off!

A capable person is certainly easy to deal with ordinary people, but what is the use of your ability?

While the two were talking, the bodyguard and Huang Juan were all resolved, and both of them breathed a sigh of relief, if this was to pee on the spot, it would be a big shame.

Miss Tang may fire the two of them directly.

The two walked to Tang Jia's side and looked at Fang Wen fiercely.

Fang Wendao: "By the way, I am your personal bodyguard, and the identity given to me above is your boyfriend......"

Tang Jiayi raised his hand to interrupt him and said, "This is absolutely impossible, even if you can't hide your identity......

"Boyfriend?" Huang Juan called out and said: "Do you know Miss Tang's status in the entertainment industry, once it is revealed that she has a boyfriend, how much turmoil will it cause, just like you?" How to be a boyfriend? ”

Fang Wen was dressed plainly and simply, and his appearance was not amazing.

People like Tang Jia should at least be either rich or expensive when looking for a boyfriend, or they should be handsome and chic, how can they find a third-level character to be their boyfriend, even if they can't hide their identity.

The bodyguard sneered and said: "The toad wants to eat swan meat, and wants to get close to the water and the moon first, you can dream......"

Tsk, this is not enough pee!

Fang Wen glanced at him with a smile.

The bodyguard immediately felt that the bladder had a burst feeling, and a stream of heat rushed straight to the urethral opening!

Groove ......

It's going to be here again!

Run away for fear of urinating in your pants later.

After he came out, as soon as he arrived at Tang Jia's side, there was immediately another burst of urine.

What the hell am I ......

Go ahead!

Ran to the toilet again.

went back and forth more than a dozen times, and the bodyguard knew that there was a problem here, and it didn't make sense that he had kidney deficiency at a young age, and it didn't exist at all, okay?

And did kidney deficiency come so suddenly?

Tang Jia slapped the table and said, "Enough, don't think that you are a capable person, you can bully ordinary people at will!" ”

Fang Wen shook his head and said, "If you say the wrong thing, you will have to pay the price, besides, who knows that he is not kidney deficiency!" ”

The bodyguard's nose was almost crooked, he was a gold medal bodyguard of the Golden Shield Security Company, a special soldier, and later worked as a mercenary for two years, serving as a personal bodyguard for some heads of state of small foreign countries.

Otherwise, Tang Jia would not have hired him.

has always been arrogant, how can he stand this kind of anger.

"I don't care what method you use, but protecting Miss Tang can't be done by your indiscriminate means!" The bodyguard is very unconvinced, professional knowledge, Lao Tzu dumped you ten streets.

Tang Jia and Huang Juan nodded at the same time, agreeing with his statement.

"Expertise?" Fang Wen leaned back and said, "Your professional knowledge is rubbish in Lao Tzu's eyes!" ”

"Ding, get 40 bragging points!"

"Ding......

The bodyguard sneered.

"Turn on the Energy Probe!"

At this time, the best way to do this is to use energy detection, if there is any eavesdropping or hidden camera or anything like that in the room, it will be detected.

There is nothing abnormal in the whole room, it seems that this bodyguard is doing a good job, it can be regarded as two hits.

But when Fang Wen looked up, a smile appeared on his face.

The crystal chandelier on the ceiling of the living room has a signal source coming from it.

Fang Wen pointed at the bodyguard and said, "You bodyguard is incompetent!" ”

"Why are you incompetent?" The bodyguard was very unconvinced, he had already used professional instruments to probe in the room, and there were no eavesdropping devices and hidden cameras at all.

These things are the most basic, and if you can't even find this, he'll be a fart bodyguard.

Fang Wen pointed to the crystal chandelier above his head and said, "There is something in it......"

(End of chapter)