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"Master, don't get me wrong, I don't mean to fight you, but what is this high-level trick?" I swallowed nervously and spit, my wilted blue heart beat fast again, and my grumpy heart quieted down again.

"Humph!" Huang Changshou glanced at me and said, "The soul girl in the sea of knowledge, breaking through the realm of the late stage of refining and transforming the gods, the technique of disguise that you have comprehended is just a method of blinding the white smoke soul qi, to put it bluntly, the earth masters above the late stage of refining the spirit can find it, but godfather and I are different,"

With that, he took off his backpack and took out a folded piece of oilskin paper from the backpack.

On the oilskin paper, a woman who looked like a Hong Kong and Taiwan singer from the 6-70s of the last century jumped on it, she looked really beautiful, but the makeup was too old-fashioned, especially the red lips, like eating a dead mouse.

"Master, this is ......" I looked at him puzzled, and said that this old man still has the habit of collecting posters of beautiful women.

Huang Changshou smiled lewdly: "Beautiful, this is the first beauty in Hong Kong and Taiwan back then, it's a pity that she died too early, and after she died, she became a ghost and ate children everywhere, and after I caught her, I peeled off her skin." ”

As soon as I heard this, I felt a chill on the back of my neck, what? Skinned her?

"Ghost skin?" Bai Mei was also shocked.

"Tut-tut! It's still that soul girl who has insight, ghost skin! You should have all read Liaozhai, there is an article "Painted Skin" in it, saying that it is a ghost thing wearing human skin to deceive the world, eating people's hearts and livers, what about me, reverse thinking, let people wear ghost skin to cover people's ears and eyes, how about it? This trick is high! Huang Changshou twisted his beard and said proudly.

"But... Master, how can this ghost have skin? Ghosts are formed by the condensation of intangible and intangible yin energy! I asked, surprised.

Huang Changshou shook his head helplessly: "It's terrible to be uneducated!" Why do ghosts have no skin? Ghost tears, ghost bones, ghost hair, ghost teeth, these are the raw materials of the earth master's practice, the old man came to the underworld this time, just to collect these things, eh! With your IQ, it's really hard for me to explain it to you right now. ”

"You're asking me to put on this female ghost skin and ......"

"Not bad! I re-touched her makeup, you see, how beautiful," Huang Changshou said, the poster flew up directly, straight towards my face, extremely fast, and I was startled, like a fierce ghost eating people!

The poster disappeared in an instant after smashing my head and covering my face, and when I was young, I found that my body had changed, I became shorter, my limbs became thinner, my waist became thinner, and my hair grew a lot.... On the chest, two small lumps as heavy as blowing up a balloon.

"Master! You! I screamed in horror, but it was a woman's voice.

"Don't be nervous, I'll teach you how to take off the ghost skin when you go back to bed, when you go to bed at night, you can take off the ghost skin and become a man again," Huang Changshou said, yawning long.

"I... I ...... "I looked at myself in surprise, I really became a woman!" Oh, my God! My feet have become smaller, but what makes me even more nervous is that the crotch thing seems to be gone!

"Master, you're really not lying to me? I feel... My thing," I looked at Huang Changshou in horror.

"It's here, it's still a couple, don't worry, okay? I'll kick you, will you see if it hurts? ”

"Don't!"

......

It was completely over, and it took me a full 5-6 minutes to accept the fact in front of me, and Bai Mei smiled back and forth, tears coming out.

"Uh... I'll give you a name, you can't call Ye Hesitant anymore, you can call Rong Rong," Huang Changshou smiled obscenely and shamelessly.

"Rongrong?"

"yes, what a nice name, Rong'er, or not? It's okay to call Juanjuan, or Lan Lan," Huang Changshou bared his teeth.

I felt like the sky was falling, and I felt hopeless like I had never felt before! It's not that I suspect that Huang Changshou really turned me into a woman, but that I'm such a standard straight man, and being so ruined by him has become a stain on my life.

Seeing my sad and lost look, Bai Mei comforted: "I'm hesitating, do you want to die or face?" Or is life important, don't you want to see Yinniang? And Xiao Liang Mingyan them? ”

I said sadly, "How can I go to see them as I am now?" ”

Huang Changshou coughed lightly twice and said, "Okay, okay, don't talk about it, Han Xin has also been humiliated by his crotch, let you pretend to be a woman for a few days to see that you have been wronged, so... As for the mainland, I don't think you should stay for the time being, follow me to Hong Kong, avoid the limelight, there are a few lists over there that need to be dealt with, by the way, I will also teach you the exercises of the earth master. ”

"Hong Kong?"

"That's right! There are a few evil obstacles that are haunting there, and I will go over and get rid of them," Huang Changshou raised his hand and waved, and the majestic mountains around him moved like puppets in an instant, and the vast underworld was exposed again.

I gasp, I'll go! Awesome! Is this the legendary mountain lifting?

"Rong'er, be a foot force for your godfather, and run southeast of me with your back," Huang Changshou said.

"What? Southeast? "My heart struck, that... Isn't it the direction of the Witch Temple? This ran back again, and the farther east it went, the closer it got to the depths of the underworld!

"What? Don't listen to your godfather? I saw that you flew quite happily just now," Huang Changshou pulled down his face.

I blinked in confusion, not daring to disobey his wishes, picked up Huang Changshou and began to run back again.

"Master ......"

"Call me Master again! I'm your godfather! ”

Wipe! I'm so miserable, this old rascal just wants to take advantage of me, I haven't been called a godfather when I'm so big, this word is too negative.

Bai Mei called sweetly: "Godfather~~~"

This throat, the blood sugar level is at least 23.0, and I almost didn't fall out of the air when I heard it.

Huang Changshou also coughed excitedly, and smiled obscenely: "Soul girl, what's wrong?" ”

"Your formation just now is so powerful, can you teach us?" Bai Mei asked with a grin.

What she asked was exactly what I was going to say, it was terrifying, I could command the mountain to move left and right, I was like a monkey in the hands of the Buddha, and I would never be able to escape from his five finger mountain.

Huang Changshou heard this, and laughed: "This is nothing unusual, but it is just a trick to borrow the eyes of the yin, in fact, in the yang world, this formation is not so powerful, but the underworld is different, and the spells of the earth master have all been strengthened!" ”

"Is it like the magic of the Heavenly Master, weakened in the underworld?" Bai Mei asked curiously.

"That's right, yin and yang are mutually restrained, the principle of the cycle of heaven and earth, in the underworld, the earth master is the master!" The more Huang Changshou spoke, the more proud he became.

Bai Mei paused, and then asked: "Master, I remember, you once said before that the study of the earth master is nothing more than the two schools of situation and rational qi, and the numerology blue bird school belongs to a branch of the rational qi school, which specializes in helping people check feng shui, seek good fortune and avoid evil, like Mr. Yin and Yang, how can you still peel ghost skins, cramp ghost tendons, and cloth ecstasy array?" ”

Huang Changshou said: "What you understand is only superficial kung fu, feng shui is worthy of public opinion, gathering wealth and supporting life is the capital of the earth master to eat and feed himself, but it does not mean that the earth master has no attack power, you have found the scourge, you can't just find it, but also get rid of it, unlike the heavenly master, we have our own exercises, that is, to fight poison with poison, and to overcome yin with yin!" ”

"Fighting poison with poison? Overcoming yin with yin? "I gasped, what is this theory? The foundation of the Heavenly Master's exercises is that the five elements of yin and yang are mutually restrained, and my thunder system exercises also carry on this, using the thunder and lightning of the supreme yang to strike at the yin.

As he spoke, on the periphery of the ghost mountain, a lonely ghost with no long eyes rushed towards us, and I was just about to gather thunder to attack, but Huang Changshou stopped me and threw a talisman over, right in the eyebrows of the ghost.

"Boom" a guy, a huge green fireball ignited, and the ghost, as if it had been doused with gasoline, crackled, fell off the cliff and turned into flying ashes.

"Master!"

"Call me Master again!"

I got two blows on the head.

Bai Mei hurriedly played a round: "Godfather, what kind of talisman is this?" It's different from the fire spirit runes I've seen before! ”

Huang Changshou nodded and said, "Yes, as you can usually see, the fire spirit talisman used by the Heavenly Master is the yang fire, and this one of mine is the yin fire." ”

"Yin fire? Does fire still divide yin and yang? I rubbed my head and exclaimed.

Huang Changshou said: "Why don't you divide it? The so-called yin fire is the ghost fire, which is specially used to burn the soul body, with the yin qi as the guide, the heavier the yin qi, the more vigorous the fire! ”

"I'm rubbing! Isn't that the same as a gas canister? I was taken aback.

Huang Changshou pondered for a moment: "That's right!" What ghosts are most afraid of is nothing more than two kinds of fire, one is ghost fire, the other is samadhi true fire, one yin and one yang, the former can make the soul never get rid of the pain, the latter directly makes its soul fly and annihilate, and the one who burns the soul in hell is the ghost fire! ”

Along the way, what Huang Changshou said opened my eyes, I originally thought that the spell technique of Zhengyi Sect was to write a talisman and fly out to hit the other party, but in fact it was not that simple at all.

The art of spells is divided into, spells, charms, and orders, the so-called spells, oral recitation, can quickly stimulate a certain state, and charms, which we usually see, messy and complex runes written on paper, fly out to hit each other, or obtain a certain effect, more powerful than spells!

And the order is awesome, two or three talismans, or four or five, at most, even seven talismans are superimposed together, urging the exercises to sacrifice it, there is no certain way, and there is no order at all.

As a simple example, the combination of the Fire Spirit Talisman and the Wind Talisman is the Fire Dragon Order! The power is increased exponentially, and the power is incomparably stronger! And if you add a Xuntian talisman, it will be directly Taiyi Shengfeng Order! The effect is comparable to burning the four wilds, directly obliterating everything! But this kind of strong order, if the Heavenly Master does not reach the realm of refining the gods and returning to the void, he can't be urged, so only the Supreme Elders of the Nine Great Sects can play it!

And the method of the earth master's spell is similar to the heavenly master's Zhengyi Sect, but it is just a yin for yang, and I know more about the formation before, and I have no concept of the spell art at all.

"At the entrance of the Nanzong Immortal Festival, I don't know how many strings there are...... The order of the Supreme Elder that has been brewing for decades is waiting for you, as soon as you appear, it will burst out and directly crush your bones and scatter ashes! Huang Changshou said.

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