Even Mr. Feng can't handle it?

One can imagine how fierce the 508 dormitory is.

Uncle Jian saw that I was pulled out, and he didn't dare to be the first to go in, even if the winter hadn't passed, he couldn't help but clamp his clothes and say, "It's so cold, it's colder than outside, I feel a little wrong......"

Even an ordinary person can feel unusual.

Mr. Feng closed the door, leaned against the wall, pinched his fingers and instructed me seriously: "A round mirror, a big rooster with angry eyes, a handful of willow branches and a used mensel towel, and put the door god on his back ......."

He counted them and counted them carefully.

Then explain it carefully to prevent it from slipping through.

Actually, I could have applied for a transfer to another dormitory.

Why wade into these troubled waters?

When Mr. Feng heard this, his face sank, and he raised his hand to slap him.

Not only did I be stunned, but even Uncle Jian on the side was frightened.

"Forgot last time I asked if you would continue with me, or would you turn around and go home? It's the path you choose, no one forces you to have no way out, even if you die, you will die on this road for me. ”

Damn, calculating Lao Tzu?

At that time, I just wanted to see the excitement.

It turns out that Mr. Feng is not invincible in the world.

But the ability of cursed people is great.

Think about it, when I heard it that night, I saw Ye Qun have a broken leg in the morning.

Mr. Feng saw that I was deserting and yelled, "Why don't you go and find it?" ”

The roar made me feel so excited that I lifted my legs and left.

The classmates who had been watching the play nearby cut off with disdain.

Uncle Jian is undoubtedly the most confused one.

He followed behind, trotting to catch up, "Why did your brother suddenly beat you, you muttered a bunch of things I don't understand, can you explain, and, your brother is not... Is there a problem here? It doesn't look like it. ”

"Look back again."

Uncle Jian turned around and saw Mr. Feng holding a small bucket and a small shovel.

The innocent jumped and followed behind.

Now, he's not confused.

It's a blank mind.

Halfway through, I had an idea.

Since he was pitted by Mr. Feng, he can also trick others to help him.

I turned back, hugged Uncle Jian, who was standing in place with empty eyes, and explained as I walked: "Don't look at Mr. Feng who is stupid for a while and normal for a while, he is a... The exorcist is more powerful than those god operators and old blind men who charge for anything, and you just heard that he asked me to find those strange things, just for the purpose of exorcism in the town. ”

Uncle Jian was suspicious, stopped and looked back at Mr. Feng.

Mr. Feng couldn't stop and hit his head on his back.

Then they looked at each other and smiled their signature smile.

Uncle Jian looked confused, turned around and asked, "Really?" ”

I pretended to be unfathomable, "Whether it's true or not, it's revealed tonight." ”

No wonder people always say that curiosity kills cats.

In order to save time, I had to send Mr. Feng home first.

When I opened the door, I heard Uncle Jian wow, "Your family believes in this kind of thing?" Who are the two of them, and why do they look so weird. ”

"Beware of the trouble that comes out of the mouth."

I settled Mr. Feng, simply packed up the daily necessities of the school, bowed to the door god three times, carefully climbed to the god seat, rolled up the portrait of the door god, and fixed it on both sides of the school bag.

Wave to Uncle Jian and set off towards the market.

While waiting for the taxi, he took the piece of paper on which I had written down the items I needed, frowned and picked his nostrils and asked, "I know the round mirror and the willow branches, what are the angry rooster and the menstrobe?" ”

"Ordinary chickens, their eyelids are covered up, and what we are looking for is a big rooster with its eyelids covered downward, called angry eyes."

Uncle Jian's brows furrowed even more, ", isn't that a deformity?" ”

"Because it's rare, look for it first."

Uncle Jian asked again: "Then what is a menstrual towel?" ”

I looked at Uncle Jian, who looked very familiar, this baby was a bit simple.

At this point, a taxi came.

I asked the driver to go to the nearest chicken farm, Bo Yi Bo luck.

Uncle Jian was obviously a little stubborn, and when he saw that I didn't answer the question just now, he turned his head and asked the driver of the rough car, "Uncle, do you know what a menstrual towel is?" ”

The driver was about thirty years old, he glanced at Uncle Jian from the rearview mirror, and continued to drive silently.

Uncle Jian realized it later, so he changed his words: "Young man, do you know what a menstolen towel is?" ”

The driver glanced at Uncle Jian from the rearview mirror again, "Big brother, are you kidding me?" ”

"Am I looking like a joke?"

"Isn't a menstrual towel just a sanitary napkin......

Uncle Jian suddenly realized, "Oh... It turned out to be a seven-dimensional space. ”

When I arrived at the chicken farm, I was dumbfounded.

Thousands of chickens......

The owner of the chicken farm thought that he was coming for big business, and he was very enthusiastic, so that we were embarrassed to say that he was just here to buy a rooster, and casually said that he would go first to see the sanitary situation.

As soon as we entered, Uncle Jian and I split into two ways.

Carefully inspect them one by one.

After a check-up, it was found that Uncle Jian had Alzheimer's disease.

"You don't distinguish between male and female? How do you look at the hens? ”

Uncle Jian slapped his forehead, "Forget, forget, look at these hens, they are only plump and smooth, they must be delicious." ”

I was so angry that I grabbed the chicken manure and threw it over.

After a long time, the owner of the chicken farm decided that we were not here to buy chickens, but to tease them, and to find some angry roosters, but I had never heard of them, and drove us out in a few words.

The taxi has already left.

Where to find a car on this suburban mountain road?

Look at the time, more than half of it has passed.

After all, young and lacking in thoughtfulness in many things.

There was no way, the two of us had to walk on our feet.

As I walked, my throat began to smoke and my legs went limp.

From afar, there is a tiled house shop on the side of the road, not far away is a small village, the wall is still made of yellow mud, and it looks a little backward.

We bought two bottles of water from an old man at the shop.

Drink it all in a few sips.

"Scholar, look there."

At this time, a very majestic and mighty rooster was wandering on the grass in front of the shop, I didn't believe in any bullshit that was destined before, but this time I did.

Uncle Jian looked a little excited, and kept waving his hands, "Did you see it, did you see it, its eyelids are hidden down, and it has angry eyes on the big cock, fuck, there really is such a deformed chicken!" ”

I turned around excitedly and asked the old man: "Grandpa, your rooster is so beautiful, can you sell it ......?"

Before I finished asking, the old man interrupted me, looked disgusted, and said angrily: "Beautiful ghost, raised by a son of a bitch, comes to my door every day to shit, and sweeps shit, I wish people would steal it and slaughter it!" ”

We stood on the side of the road and looked at the ass of the big angry cock for a long time.

"Do you think the same as I think?"

Uncle Jian picked his nostrils and popped out the boogers between his fingernails, "It should be the same." ”

Wait for the rooster to stay away from the range of the shop.

Uncle Jian grabbed the rooster's feet and ran away at a lightning speed, and the infinite potential of people was stimulated at the critical moment, and the rooster kept puffing his wings and stabbing his thighs.

I didn't dare to stop until I had cramps in my lower abdomen and my snot was racing.

It turns out that the feeling of stealing things is really exciting.

We looked at each other and smiled.

Uncle Jian found a few grasses, twisted them into ropes, tied the rooster so that he couldn't move, touched his thighs, and immediately grinned, and kept flicking the rooster's head with his fingers to retaliate.

On the way to find the car, I also found a row of willow trees on the side of the road.

Except for the menstrual towel, everything else was found.

That's the hardest part.

As the saying goes, people want faces, and trees want bark.

No one dares to ask a woman for such dirty things.

What's more, you have to bring blood that has just run out.

We went back to the outside of the school gate and crouched on the side of the road in a daze.

are all trying to figure it out.

Some passers-by passed by and asked Uncle Jian, "How do you sell this chicken?" ”

Uncle Jian was impatient and opened his fingers, "Five hundred!" ”

Passers-by sarcastically said, "Is this rooster gold-inlaid with gold?" ”

Uncle Jian took a look at the rooster's chrysanthemum very seriously and lifted it in front of the man, "How can it be inlaid with gold, you see, it is inlaid with diamonds!" ”

"Neurotic!" Passers-by scolded and walked away.

After a while, another voice was heard.

"Why are you selling chickens here?"

The voice was very familiar, and when I looked up, it was Li Chuchu.

She was carrying a large bag of luggage, and she also came to live on campus tonight.

Seeing her, I seemed to smell a smell of blood, and I kept staring at Li Chuchu's lower body, feeling that it was not very polite, and blurted out and asked: "Chu Chu, you are a member of the study committee, and you love to help your classmates, Uncle Jian and I have encountered a difficulty, I hope to give you a used menstrual towel!" ”