Text Chapter 1: The man who is destined to open a harem
Heaven is unpredictable, creation makes people, which Cheng wants to wake up and actually become another person, and he is also the man who is destined to open the harem - Kiritani and people.
Closing his eyes tightly, Kiritani and Hito lay in their bedroom with a frown, "Kiritani Kazuto, Kirito, ah, my head is so up, I feel like my head is about to explode." ”
Clutching the snow-white sheets, Kiritani and Kazuto endured indescribable pain. Patience to the extreme, Kiritani Kazuto couldn't bear it anymore, so a scream filled the house, alarming the people in the next room.
Da da da, a series of footsteps followed, and then there was a knock on the door, "Brother, brother, are you okay?" Brother? ”
Seeing that Kiritani and the people inside the door did not respond, the people outside the door hurriedly pushed the door in.
As soon as I entered, I was greeted by Kazuto Kiritani, who was curled up on the bed, sweating profusely and looking like he was suffering unimaginably in unimaginable pain.
"Brother, what's wrong with you? Don't scare Naoba! ”
Regarding the sound of the outside world, Kiritani and people couldn't respond at all at this time.
The teeth creaked, and the ten fingers clutched at the arms, so that there were ten deep scratches on them, "Ahhhh It's so hard...... Accept...... Ahh
Kiritani Naoba was frightened by his brother's appearance, and for a while he was stunned in place, at a loss.
"By the way, call an ambulance and take my brother to the hospital."
Naoba Kiritani just wanted to turn around and go downstairs to make a call, but Nacheng thought that Kiritani and people on the bed actually jumped up violently and pushed her to the ground with all his might.
Riding on Naoye Kiritani, the expressions of Kiritani and the faces of people are constantly changing, changing, changing, just like the face of Peking Opera, which is very exciting.
"Brother?"
"Brother, why are you holding my hands?"
"Yada~! Brother, don't talk about it, it hurts, Naoha hurts......"
Naoba Kiritani's two big white legs are constantly kicking, but unfortunately, the girl's weak body is difficult to resist the boy's violence.
I don't know how long it took, Kiritani and the people lay on Kiritani Naoha's body with all their strength, as if they had entered the legendary sage state. Naoba Kiritani, who was crushed under him, looked at the ceiling with a foul expression, and the blood slid through an arc and fell to the ground, splashing a splash.
As the focus of his eyes gradually adjusted, Kiritani Kazuto slowly came back to his senses, and then found that he was actually riding on his sister, "Naoba! I...... What am I doing...... Beasts, no, I'm not even as good as beasts, unrecyclable dross! ”
The feeling of self-blame came to mind, filling the whole person's emotions.
As Kazuto Kiritani loosens her restraints, Naoba Kiritani is finally able to move her body.
Holding his bitten shoulder, Naoba Kiritani asked with concern, "Great, brother, you're finally okay." ”
That's right, Kazuto Kiritani pushed down his sister like crazy just now, and then bit his sister.
According to the extra memories in his mind, Kiritani and the people found a medical kit, and then treated the wound for Naoba Kiritani. Looking at Naoba's smooth back, the big bite marks looked so hideous, so terrible, Kiritani Kazuto felt extremely guilty: "I'm sorry, Naoba, I really didn't mean to." ”
"Uh-huh, it's okay now, brother."
Kiritani and people first dipped a cotton swab in hydrogen peroxide, and then carefully disinfected the wound and applied medicine. After doing all this, Naoba Kiritani can put back on his half-taken top.
Lonely men and widows are in the same room, and the atmosphere suddenly becomes awkward and unspeakable.
Kiritani and Ren are silent, because they have to accept the memory information of the original owner, and at the same time, they also have to ask for the information of the two swords hanging in their minds. Fourteen years old, this is the current age of Kazuto Kiritani, and by the way, the official launch of SAO will start in two months.
Kiritani Naoba was silent, that's because she remembered what Kiritani and people did to her just now, being pushed down and pressed to the ground, being touched by the skin, and being seen as a half-off upper body, all of which made Naoba, who was a girl, blush.
Tugging at the hem of his clothes, Naoba Kiritani accidentally said his heart, "It's over, I won't be able to marry in the future." ”
"If you can't get married, then I'll raise you!"
Hearing the promise of Kiritani and the people, Naoba Kiritani immediately steam in his head. With the sound of boiling water, Naoba Kiritani stood up and left a string of words at the moment when he slammed the door, "Stupid, brother, you stupid, big stupid!" ”
Kazuto Kiritani: "??? ”
My sister can't get married, isn't it natural for my brother to help raise her? How can you be called stupid? With the current state of Kiritani's head, not to mention EQ, even IQ is a negative number. When he was almost recovered, he knew that saying the same sentence on different occasions meant completely different things.
What will happen in the future will be decided.
Kiritani Kazuto is more concerned about the two swords in his mind, and since the shape of these two swords is very similar to the interpreter and the dark chaser used by the original Kiritani Kazuto in SAO, he simply named them the interpreter and the dark chaser.
"It's strange, when did Kirito have this extra plug-in, slow, could it be that these two swords are the culprits of his own crossing?" Apart from this explanation, Kiritani Kazuto could no longer think of a reason for his own crossing.
Try to communicate with the interpreters and the dark chasers in your mind.
One second, two seconds, three seconds......
Nothing happened.
"Huh? Is it the wrong way? Since it was the first time he had encountered such a situation, Kiritani and Kazuto didn't know what method to use to deal with it, so he could only use the most primitive and stupid method to try the same.
Call with words.
Quiet –
Bite the palm of your hand firmly.
Quiet –
Use a knife to make a bloody mark.
Quiet –
He tried all the methods that Kiritani and people could come up with, but the results failed without exception, "Forget it, it's okay to leave it alone for the time being." ”
As the saying goes, the boat is naturally straight to the bridge, and the interpreters and dark chasers in their minds, Kiritani and the people will find a way to drive them sooner or later, and there is no need to rush for a while.
Turn your attention to the legendary stealth machine, NERvGear.
When I watched the anime, Kazuto Kiritani was very envious of the people in it, who could play such a tall game. Now that he finally has the opportunity, he certainly won't miss it.
Following the boot method in his memory, Kiritani and the people plugged in the power supply, connected the data cable, and then lay quietly on the bed.
Everything is ready, only a lin kstart is owed.
"Wait, the SAO test is over, and I don't have the permission to log in anymore." The test suit was closed, the official suit had not yet begun, and the enthusiasm of Kiritani and the people could only be in vain.
Sighing, Kiritani Kazuto reached out to pick up the NERvGear, but unexpectedly, his hand suddenly hung down halfway through, and the whole person lost his movement and remained motionless.