I asked what empty ears meant.

Miao Qianqian lowered her head and whispered, "That's it..... It's just that you don't grow ears by birth. ”

Doesn't grow ears..... Is it empty ears?

I thought to myself: What a strange beautifying word, isn't it just a congenital deformity, not long ears?

I remembered it in my head.

I have heard that it is a rare congenital ear deformity, that is, when some babies are born, the ear position is bald, there is no auricle on both sides, there is only a small hole, it is very terrifying, Miao Qianqian is not like this?

"You're the deformity."

Miao Qianqian looked at me angrily and said: "I have empty ears, from the holes in my ears, black fungus grows from the ear holes, and instead of my ears, I can hear the sound of ten thousand sounds, the emotions of plants.... I'm a god! You mortals! ”

The more Miao Qianqian spoke, the more excited she became, which made me very curious.

The nose can smell the soul

The ears can hear the emotions of the plants.

It's not that I haven't heard of plants having emotions, it is said that some studies say that plants also have their own slight emotions, and changes in the environment can be slightly expressed, and now there is also a discipline called plant psychology.

In our Taoist saying, everything has a spirit.

The plants, grass and trees are also spiritual, but their spirituality is weaker than that of animals, animals are open-minded, and after training, they can improve their IQ, such as little foxes and teddy dogs, which have adventures in life, while plants basically do not, but they have some weak souls.

Miao Qianqian really hid it very deeply, and she never let me know.

I said, "Can you tell me more about that?" How painful it must be to tear off that ear of yours, your black fungus..... You are worthy of fungus, you can hear the sound of wood plants. ”

"What fungus, black fungus, filthy man, don't talk about it, hurry up and give me my 10,000 yuan!" Miao Qianqian looked at me excitedly, "I'm leaving." ”

I was speechless, this Miao Qianqian made a joke of herself, saying that she was a black fungus, but as soon as I made a joke about her, she turned her face and didn't recognize anyone.

After thinking about it, he still transferred 10,000 yuan to Miao Qianqian.

After all, this single Sun Ling's business, Miao Qianqian ran over with me, there is no merit and hard work, and she deserves it.

It's a pity that I gave her the money, and she didn't have the mood to talk to me anymore, but glared at me with contempt, and stomped her feet in anger and disappeared at the door.

I touched my nose and said, "It seems that this is a water mill, this Miao Qianqian, very vigilant." ”

Xiaoqing looked at me with disdain and said: "It's clearly your angry Aunt Miao Qianqian, it's like Xiaoqing's secret, people have the courage to tell you secretly and ask for comfort, but you don't know how to speak." ”

I was speechless in my heart, this Xiaoqing has a tendency to learn badly recently, burying people all day long.

Xiaoqing picked up the fungus, and muttered with bright eyes: "This ear is so expensive, it looks delicious, it looks like it's easy to replenish, I think 10,000 yuan sold an old mountain ginseng, this is a small black Ganoderma lucidum, I want to eat it......"

Squeak squeak!

The little white fox was also screaming excitedly.

I couldn't help but say, "What Ganoderma lucidum?" This is clearly your Aunt Qianqian's ears, eat her ears, don't you have a psychological shadow? ”

Xiaoqing shook her head firmly: I want to eat, delicious fungus.

I was speechless, this Miao Qianqian's ears don't seem to be simple, there seems to be another strange food in front of me, Miao Qianqian turned out to be a grain depot, she can grow delicious ears?

How delicious can these ears be?

And, does her ear grow cycled?

This is no ordinary stranger.

I ignored Xiao Qing'er, who looked dry, and put away Miao Qianqian's dried aged ears, this 10,000 yuan of ocean doesn't seem to be a loss, after all, this ear looks very effective, like a small Ganoderma lucidum? But used to eat ....

I can't help but feel that there are some psychological barriers.

And, is there really such a magical woman in this world?

Her face is the most beautiful in the world.

Her nose could smell the thoughts of her soul.

Her ears could hear the sound of all sounds.

The women, mad with jealousy, swarmed up and ate the beautiful woman alive, giving birth to a baby that inherited a part of her.

.......

I'm very curious about this.

In the next few days, I knocked on the side of the routine Miao Qianqian.

Miao Qianqian didn't bird me, even rolled her eyes, and never talked to me for her ear again, if it weren't for the fact that I was still pinching one of her ears in my hand, I thought I was dreaming before.

At this moment, there is no business, and Miao Qianqian can't speak, which is boring.

I tinkered with my tattoo machine in the shop, occasionally surfing the Internet, waiting for Bai Xiaoxue or Hua Hao Ye to bring me good news.

In the afternoon, people didn't wait, Xiaoqing and Xiaobaihu practiced martial arts at the master's house, I was alone, and I went to Shaxian next door for a snack.

I sat in the snack bar and made a tooth sacrifice, lit a cigarette and thought about things, and lived a good life, at this time, a very fat and bloated man walked into the snack bar and called me affectionately, "Little brother, can I ask you something." ”

"What's the matter?" I asked him.

This man has a fat head and big ears, is in his forties, smiles very kindly, wears a suit and leather shoes, this temperament and that affectionate smile, at first glance he is a familiar successful person.

The middle-aged fat man handed me a cigarette, pointed to the small tattoo shop that was closed in front of me, and said, "Brother, you are eating in this small restaurant, I guess you live in this place, right?" Let me ask you about something, I recently heard from a friend that there is a tattoo shop here, which is very godly, and can help luck ward off evil spirits or something, and Zhao Banxian in the west of the city seems to have joined this shop. ”

I stiffened.

There is some joy in my heart, this is a little famous, right?

"It's Mr. Zhao Banxian under the big banyan tree in the west of the city, is it here?" The fat man thought I didn't understand, so he made it clearer.

He whispered to me, "Do you think that thing is a liar, a charlatan, or is there really that master?" Tattoo master? ”

"There is really that master, who doesn't deceive people, it's quite powerful." I say.

When the fat man in the suit heard this, he was also excited and said: What a miracle? Is there really a master and an old craft?

I touched my nose and said, "Anyway, it's quite effective, and everyone who has been there says it's spiritual."

This fat boss is also cautious, and even knows to inquire in a nearby restaurant, I asked you if there is anything you want, want to get a tattoo?

"I actually want to look at feng shui, and if the tattoo works, it's no problem to get one." He said, "The tattoo shop over there is not open now, is it off work?" ”

I sat in the small restaurant and shaved my teeth, saying that the boss's surname is Cheng, and now I will go to dinner, and I will go back and open the door later.

"When will you be back?" The fat boss asked.

I said, "I'm done eating, I'm going back." “

Middle-aged fat man: "......."

I didn't blush and my heart didn't beat, and I said: The boss is me, and I am the tattoo artist.

I've always felt that when we come out to open the door to do business, we must be thick-skinned, and this guest can bring one by one, blow it to itself, and don't pay taxes, right? If it's really a big business, it costs tens of thousands, and you can't eat it as a meal.

If I hadn't eaten here, I wouldn't have missed out on this business.

The fat man froze for a few seconds, reacted suddenly, patted his thigh and said: "Oh, you don't know gold and jade, it turns out that you are the master, so young, I thought you were a master, I didn't expect you to be young and promising, awesome, it's really awesome." ”

This fat boss is also an interesting person, who talks about people and talks nonsense.

I nodded and stood up and said, "Boss, let's go back to the store and say, do you have anything to do?"

I took the fat boss back to the store, took out the key and slammed the roller shutter, brought the man into the store, and invited him to sit down.

"I've been in business lately, something strange has happened and I want to ask for some help." He said.

I looked at this a very rich boss and said, "Look at feng shui, people are not here, but we can make an appointment, are you preparing home feng shui, or corporate feng shui?" ”

I picked up my pen and prepared to register.

He looked up and down and said, "No, no, it's not that I look at my own feng shui, I'm going to look at other people's feng shui, because there are mermaids in other people's hotels." ”