Chapter 141: No Poison
Uncle Lao Yang slowly took out the living dead jade from Zi Bu's mouth, but he didn't expect that there was not only a piece of living dead jade in Zi Bu's mouth, but also a bloody mouse! The mouse was not big, but its teeth were like thorns, and it was biting the living dead jade, so when Uncle Lao Yang dragged the living dead jade out, he also dragged it out by the way. The mouse wasn't dead yet, its disgusting tail was still moving, and a pair of horrible eyes were staring at us!
Because of the angle, Uncle Lao Yang didn't find the mouse, at first, Uncle Lao Yang was still happy, but when he suddenly reacted, it was already too late, the mouse "hissed" a scream, then bowed and jumped, and bit Uncle Yang's neck hard!
Uncle Lao Yang was naturally startled, and hurriedly slapped his neck with his hand, and slapped the mouse flat, just like slapping a mosquito to death. It was nothing to be bitten by a mouse, so Uncle Lao Yang didn't make much of a fuss, but just smiled at us helplessly, which probably meant that he hoped that we wouldn't think he was disgusting, but he couldn't help it.
Zhou Boren frowned, and said to the pudding beside him, "Go and check his injuries." ”
Uncle Lao Yang smiled bitterly: "Director, I'm fine." Isn't it just a rat bite, it doesn't matter, the rat is not poisonous. ”
Zhou Boren said: "If it is an ordinary mouse, it is indeed fine, but the mouse just now came out of Zi Buyu's mouth, I am a little worried, it is better to check it." ”
The old man nodded, "That's true." ”
Zhou Boren is right, although the rat is not poisonous, if it comes out of the mouth of the old zongzi Zi Buyu, it will be another matter. Uncle Lao Yang saw that our attitude was very resolute, so he no longer shirked, sat quietly on the ground, and was helped by Pudding Sister to check the injury, at least at least, to see if it would be infected.
After carefully inspecting Uncle Yang's wounds, Pudding Mei turned around and said to us calmly: "It should be fine, but the skin was bitten a little, and there was no black or purple near the wound, which means that the rat is not poisonous, don't worry." ”
In this way, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief, and no longer cared about any rats, but returned their attention to the living dead jade. Zhou Boren handed the second piece of living dead jade to the old man's hand, and said cautiously: "You give me a palm to see if this thing is genuine." ”
The old man took the living dead jade in Zhou Boren's hand, nodded, and then looked at it carefully, and after about ten seconds, the old man spoke: "Color, shape, pulp, texture, age, there is no problem at all, I dare to vouch for my head, this thing that Lao Yang took out from his silent throat is undoubtedly the jade of the living dead!" ”
When everyone heard this, they all smiled happily. It was successful, with the old man's appraisal results, it can finally be determined that we have succeeded!
The old man said with relief: "Comrades, the War of Resistance has been won, the working people have won, and the proletariat has won!" After a month of revolutionary struggle, we finally got the second piece of jade of the living dead, don't say anything, everyone is drunk tonight, how about it! ”
Everyone cheered in unison: "Good! ”
I happily said to Zhou Boren: "Director, what's the matter, are we retreating now, or do we open the thirteenth floor to take a look?" ”
Zhou Boren smiled: "I'll listen to everyone's opinions, what do you think? ”
Feng Erbiao said happily: "Open! Why don't you open it, it's here anyway, hehe. ”
Zhou Boren looked at the rest of us and asked, "What about you, what do you say?" ”
I said, "I want to open." ”
Pudding said, "I'll go with the big army." ”
Gu Nianxia said lightly: "Feel free." ”
The old man smiled: "Then let's open it, do our business, and pay attention to a beginning and an end, Er Biao is right, since you have come, there is no reason not to open the last layer to take a look." ”
Zhou Boren nodded and said, "Okay." ”
He turned his head and said to Uncle Lao Yang, "Lao Yang, pick the lock." ”
Uncle Lao Yang bent over, nodded listlessly and said, "Hmm." ”
Zhou Boren looked at him, couldn't help frowning slightly, and he cautiously asked Uncle Yang: "What's wrong with you, are you uncomfortable?" ”
Uncle Lao Yang waved his hand at us and said, "It's okay, it's just that my stomach is a little uncomfortable and a little nauseous." ”
I smiled and said: "Uncle Yang, isn't it just a mouse, it's not a big deal, then the Indians still fry the rat to eat, and they don't even get rid of the head and internal organs, just a whole live, just fry it in the pot!" Really, I don't lie to you, I watched it on the science and education channel, good guys, it's so fucking fierce. ”
It's okay if I don't say this, but as soon as I say this, Uncle Yang seems to be even more disgusting. Zhou Boren asked worriedly, "Lao Yang, are you okay?" If it doesn't work, let's withdraw it, anyway, the Living Dead Jade has already been obtained, and it doesn't matter if this last layer is opened or not. ”
Uncle Lao Yang waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay...... I'm coming. ”
Uncle Lao Yang wiped his mouth, tiredly walked to the big copper lock, then took out the wire, lay on the ground, aimed at the keyhole and tinkered. Uncle Yang's time to unlock the lock, generally speaking, is our most boring time, so I sneaked away with the old man to smoke again, Pudding squatted on the ground, staring at Uncle Yang to unlock the lock, when I passed by her, patted her, and said to her: "Pudding, what are you doing here?" What about blind dates? Let's go and sit around the corner with me, and let's go to the mountains. ”
Pudding ignored me, still frowning, staring at Uncle Yang motionlessly.
I asked her, "What are you looking at?" ”
Pudding said to me in surprise: "Look at Uncle Yang, don't you think there is anything wrong with him?" ”
When Pudding said this, I naturally became vigilant. So I also squatted next to the pudding, following her example, and stared motionlessly at Uncle Yang, who was unlocking the lock not far away. The old man originally made an appointment with me to go to the corner to smoke, but now that I was chatting with Pudding, he kicked my ass angrily and muttered softly to me: "Mo Laosan, are you still going to smoke?" What are you talking about? Hurry. ”
I turned back to him and said, "Wait. ”
When the old man saw this, he crouched down next to us. He asked us, "What do you see?" ”
I frowned and said, "Pudding just asked me if I think there is anything wrong with Uncle Yang, I looked at it for a long time, but I didn't see anything wrong?" You can take a look, old man, and see what's wrong. ”
When the old man heard me say this, he was stunned for a moment, and then he suddenly realized that I didn't seem to be joking with the pudding, and his originally happy face suddenly became gloomy. He turned his head, his eagle-like eyes, staring closely at the old uncle who was unlocking the lock, and five seconds later, the old man suddenly looked frightened and embarrassed, and he trembled and said, "I feel like this...... Lao Yang's facial features seem to be ...... It seems a bit ...... Spiky?! ”