In the swan song café, by the window, Sister Chen and I sat opposite each other.

I told Sister Chen about the incident that happened to me two years ago, and I also talked about what Sister Chen is most willing to hear, how to avoid ghost pressing.

"Do you just need the method you said? Take pebbles from the river and place them in the corner of your bedroom, or sew a millet bag, or put a pot of sun-loving plants at the head of your bed, or keep obsidian ornaments on it? Sister Chen asked, "It seems that you haven't finished speaking, what is the reason why Li Surabaya asked you?" ”

Yes, I haven't finished my words yet, and the story two years ago has not ended, but it was interrupted by Sister Chen. Because, she heard how to avoid the ghost pressing the bed.

Indeed, the method I mentioned, especially the "second" approach, is entirely sufficient. But the problem is that although the crushing ghosts encountered by Sister Chen's best friend are different from those crushing ghosts that I encountered with Qin Ling two years ago, there are also similarities.

"Sister Chen," said softly, "Don't be busy yet, the latter is the most important, and I won't hide it from you, what your friend has encountered should be a crushing ghost, and it is a more alternative crushing ghost." ”

In other words, even if Sister Chen used all the methods I told him, she might not really use them. After all, those are the ones that deal with the average crusher.

Therefore, I don't need to fully state that Sister Chen can also know a thing or two. At the very least, know that the ordinary way will not work.

"And what did you do after that?" Sister Chen asked.

"Sister Chen, you don't have to worry, you have heard me say this, so why rush at that moment."

When Sister Chen heard this, she also nodded silently. Immediately, he couldn't help but smile faintly: "Since Du Ying heard this, why rush to that moment." ”

I looked out the window, and my mind went back to the small village I had been in two years ago.

After Qin Ling and I asked "what and that" in unison, Li Sishui looked at the two of us helplessly, because he didn't expect that the two of us would ask the four words "what that" in unison at the same time.

"Oops," Li Sishui was really speechless at the sudden stuckness of the two of us, "I mean, why does one person appear, and two people and two people don't?" ”

When I heard this, the two of us were stunned for a moment, and then couldn't help laughing "hahaha".

Maybe the laughter of the two of us was a little too much, and it also made Li Sishui think that he was tricked by the two of us for a moment.

"Okay you two, it's really not the two of you who are being pressed, that's right." The face was speechless, and the face was helpless, and he wanted to be angry but couldn't.

"Okay, okay, enter the Tao, don't joke, talk to Li Surabaya." Qin Ling gently patted me on the shoulder.

I nodded and gave a soft "um".

"Actually, it's very simple," I then moistened my throat and continued, "Whether it's a crushing ghost or something else, this ghost belongs to the underworld, so I like to be close to people with low yang fire, and when two people are together, in this yang fire, even if there is a person with a low yang fire, it will be assisted by two people, even if the yang fire of both people is low, it will add up to a lot of strength." At this moment, I couldn't help laughing, "That's why one person will happen, and two people and more than two people will not." ”

"But I have one more question." Li Sishui asked again.

"Do you want to say that your yang fire is not low, and the yang fire of me and Xi Dao should not be low, how can you still be crushed by ghosts?" Qin Ling took Li Surabaya's words and said.

"That's the problem." Li Surabaya nodded.

"That's because this part of your village is full of old houses, and it's not an old house." I then said and said so.

"Little brother Xi, do you mean that the old house is easier to 'ghost press' than the new house?" Li Surabaya seemed to be asking, but in fact he poured out the final answer.

"Exactly!" I nodded, picked up the teacup, drank the tea in the teacup, looked around the hall involuntarily, and continued, "Although the old house has been repainted and looks very new, there is a fundamental difference between the 'new' and the 'old' here. ”

"The difference?" Li Surabaya was a little puzzled.

Indeed, there is an essential difference between the old and the new in my mouth and the old and the new in Limabaya.

"I'd like to think about it," I thought a little, trying to explain what I meant by the old and the new, "Let's put it this way, if there are two more houses, one is a second-hand house, and the other is a newly built house. And the second-hand house has been freshly painted, painted like a new house, or even better than a new house, but do you say that he is a second-hand house or a new house? ”

"Second-hand housing!" Li Surabaya replied without saying a word.

"That's right," I smiled, as if to say, "even if you paint him newer, newer than a new house, but in his bones he is old and old, after all, time is their 'master'." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I heard Qin Ling next to me clapping his hands lightly and said, "A good example, a good time is their 'head', you kid learned a lot of tunes from your drunkard master." ”

"Cut," I glanced at Qin Ling with a half-smile, "Do you have the ability to call him a drunkard in front of him?" ”

"Don't dare!" Qin Ling blurted out the next moment, without even pausing.

Later, I said: "Because the old house is heavy, especially an old house like yours, if I am not mistaken, it is estimated that it will be a hundred years." Regarding my words, Li Surabaya also nodded and agreed.

I continued: "Most of these old houses, especially those that are a hundred years old, are dark and damp, and the yin qi is heavier than that of ordinary old houses, and there are so many generations of people who live and die for so many years, some ghosts do not want to tell the owner of this house, and they do not want others to occupy his land, so it is normal for these situations to happen, which is why those ancient houses and castles are prone to mysterious and terrifying phenomena." ”

"By the way, little brother Xi, there is still a problem," at this moment, Li Sishui seemed to have opened the floodgates, and asked again: "If there is no crack such as those mysterious pebbles before, and you suddenly encounter a ghost press, what should I do?" ”

"Suddenly?" Qin Ling and I couldn't help but say in unison, and we were also very surprised. In fact, this is a problem, which seems to be a bad problem, but it is the most direct and important problem.

After all, I don't know when a ghost press will appear. It's like I had that night, and how would I know what the hell was going to be pressing. But that's how he came. If I didn't know how to solve it, then this problem of Li Surabaya would be very important.

Yes, suddenly, all of a sudden, what to do!

I looked at Li Sishui first, and finally my eyes were completely locked on Qin Ling's body.

"I really haven't thought about this," I said honestly, "because for me, even if it is met suddenly, I have no problem, just like the night before, but people like Li Surabaya are different." ”

Indeed, people like Li Surabaya are different, they don't know the Qimen Nine Character Formula, and they don't have pebbles or obsidian or even sun-loving plants, and what will they do if they suddenly encounter them?

"Actually, there is another way," Qin Ling thought for a moment, and then said, "The fastest and most effective way is to put your tongue on the roof of your mouth, and then recite the mantra silently in your heart." ”

Hold the roof of your mouth and recite the mantra silently?

Qin Ling and I could hear Li Sishui repeating Qin Ling's words vaguely and silently, but then the problem came again, "It's nothing to meditate in my heart, but how to resist the roof of the mouth, this body has been pressed by the ghost, and the whole can't move, how can I move my tongue against the roof of the mouth." ”

As soon as the two of us heard this, I really wanted to take advantage of the situation to give Li Surabaya a thumbs up and give a big thumbs up.

Li Surabaya asked this question very well, and it was also asked at a very high level. After being pressed on the bed by the ghost, I can't even move a finger, how can this tongue move?

However, when the whole body cannot move, there is no place to move, and that is the tongue.

"You asked a good question, but there is one thing you don't know, that is the tongue, when the whole body can't move, only the tongue can move!"

"Really?" Li Surabaya was a little surprised, and he couldn't believe it.

Hearing the word "really" from Li Surabaya, Qin Ling and I said in unison, with a slight hint of ridicule: "Why don't you try it tonight?" ”

When he heard this, Li Surabaya's head shook as if he was dancing his head.

"What's that spell?" Li Sishui then asked.

"There are two mantras, one is the Buddhist Amitabha Buddha, and the other is the six-character mantra in Tibetan tradition: Om, Ma, Na, Horn, Mi, Ng." At this point, Qin Ling only paused slightly, and then said, "About ten or so times will be contacted, and even some will be contacted again in five or six times, in general, that is, ten times, it will be lifted, unless it is ......."

"Unless what?" Li Sishui was a little nervous, and when he heard the word "unless", he was afraid that something would change, so he hurriedly asked.

"Unless it's very unlikely to happen, so you don't have to worry." Qin Ling said comfortingly.

I also know a little bit about the word "unless". If the word "unless" really appears, it is really not something that Qin Ling, the two hairy boys, can deal with. Moreover, the likelihood of the word "unless" appearing is extremely low. This is as low as the national football team winning the World Cup.

"How long did it last when the two of you encountered the ghost press in the past two days?" Li Surabaya asked again, "Will it last a long time?" ”

"No!" I shook my head and continued, "When you were pressed on the bed by a ghost before, did you think it was a long time? Then I asked rhetorically.

"About a few minutes, that's what I think."

I nodded, smiled slightly, and asked Li Surabaya not to worry too much, and at the same time began to explain: "Actually, it is not possible to win in more than five minutes." ”

"Why?" At this moment, Li Surabaya is now completely engrossed. What atheism, what no ghosts and so on were completely thrown out of his mind, "Why is it too much for more than five minutes?" ”

"Don't worry, I'm not just about to explain it to you." I patted Li Surabaya on the shoulder, comforting him a little. At the same time, I also know what Li Surabaya is anxious for. Because, it's not just for himself, but also for the inn. He is the shopkeeper of this inn and the owner of this inn. He relied on this inn for all his living expenses. If it's true that this inn was shut down because of this ghost press, then ...... That's understandable.