Chapter 156: If there is a cat and no masturbation, heaven will not tolerate it
I looked at the words on my phone's screen, and the corners of my mouth twitched.
There are just a few lines written on it: This medicine is very powerful, and it is also very easy to solve, if you can't stand it anymore, the thing that is pulled out is the antidote.
Next Olympics! This woman actually wants me to eat? Is it tolerable or unbearable! This is too bullying, seducing me for no reason, causing me to be unfaithful to the third daughter, and then actually retaliating against me like this.
You hate me so much?
I texted back a message back.
The phone fell silent, and Qiu Yuyan didn't seem to bother to pay attention to me.
I was depressed and covered my stomach, I have been sitting on the toilet for more than an hour, my stomach still hurts, I don't dare to go away, pull it, pull it clean.
"Puff, puff, puff......"
Desperately holding my breath, it stinks, and I feel that there is nothing in my stomach for a long time, and I am still pulling desperately, my intestines are squirming, and I feel that my intestines are twitching.
"Ding Dong"
The phone rang again, I picked it up and looked at it, it was still Qiu Yuyan: Have you eaten?
Ahh This woman is going to me off! I was so angry that I was about to vomit blood, and I endured the smell, and I turned back: I didn't do anything to be sorry for you, you still forced me, as for treating me like this?
Severe pain in my abdomen, I bent over in pain, it's over, I'm going to lie in bed for a few days when I go back today.
The tongue is still broken, and the salty smell in the mouth has not subsided, uncomfortable, Qiu Yuyan, Qiu Yuyan, you are going to kill me......
Xiaoli, Xiaoli......
I couldn't stop crying in my heart, now I can only wait for them to come to save me with medicine, women are too terrible, I have to be careful in the future, so as not to be retaliated again.
The phone rang, it was still Qiu Yuyan, I put the phone aside, turned on the speakerphone, it was so uncomfortable, I couldn't hold the phone in my hand.
"Is it uncomfortable?" Qiu Yuyan's cheerful voice came from there.
"I didn't do anything, why are you doing this to me!"
"If you had called me a few days ago to ask for warmth, I would definitely not have done this to you."
"Ahh My stomach started to hurt again, and cold sweat oozed from my forehead, "You are happy to hurt me, aren't you?" ”
"yes, I'm so happy." Qiu Yuyan said happily, "I want to buy a firework to celebrate when I go back, do you want to shoot a video and send it to you?" ”
"You called just to have fun listening to me?"
"Yes, you're getting smarter."
I clutched my stomach, feeling the peristalsis of my intestines and the hot pain of my buttocks, coupled with the extremely smelly air around me and the salty smell in my mouth, as well as Qiu Yuyan's happy voice, I couldn't hold back and cried.
It's so wronged, I'm an innocent victim, okay, Wan'er likes me not because of what I did to her, why do you take revenge on me so much.
"Yo Yo Yo, this is crying?" Hearing my sobbing, Qiu Yuyan's voice became happier, "Do you want my sister to comfort you?" Oh good, it will hurt even more later. ”
I never thought that I would be bullied like this by my former woman, obviously I also helped her arrest Lin Xianjie in advance, and I am even more sad when I think of this.
"Where am I sorry for you, why are you so happy? Is there anyone like you? ”
"Do you dare to say that you are not sorry for me? How do I treat you? You don't even have a phone? You don't even coax me when I cry in the morning, bastard, it's better to hurt you to death, hurt you to death, let you die in the toilet! ”
Qiu Yuyan had a deep resentment.
I shuddered, is this because of love and hate? This curse is too ruthless, isn't it......
"Yan'er, you hate me so much."
"Don't call me Yan'er! Negative man! ”
"I'm sorry, I'll take good care of Wan'er in the future, and don't worry, I will never have anything with Wan'er." I was a little frustrated, and my reaction to the events of the morning was indeed a bit shameless.
Now that it's a foregone conclusion, and it's still in my favor, I should certainly apologize.
"This thing only works for two hours, and then you don't eat, and you'll be fine for a day." Qiu Yuyan was silent for a while, and said with a slight grievance.
"Have you forgiven me?"
"Die, never let me see you again, scum bastard, brute, guilty!"
Qiu Yuyan hung up the phone as she spoke, leaving only a blind tone.
Shook his head with a wry smile, two hours, soon, another twenty minutes will be almost.
The butt was hot and painful, as if it had been rubbed with chili peppers.
Just when I was depressed and about to cry, Liang Xinyue finally arrived and asked the waiter to bring me water and medicine.
I took the medicine and sat for another ten minutes, then I eased up a little, wiped my buttocks, I washed my hands hard for three minutes, it was too smelly, and besides, I sat for too long, and my legs were numb.
"Hmm~" Liang Xinyue frowned, "It stinks." ”
I was depressed and increased my efforts to wash my hands, and I was disgusted again......
"Why don't I go back first, go back and wash and stink, let's go to the furniture market to take a look, the decoration will be accelerated, otherwise I don't know when I can live in it."
"Okay." I nodded, indeed, if we went back together, five people, one car, I couldn't imagine how the woman in the car would stink from me.
Straight downstairs, I opened all the windows and drove back as fast as I could, it was so smelly and uncomfortable.
I went home and took a shower happily, I settled down, it was already dark, and I would pick them up when Liang Xinyue and the others were about to come back.
Now I'll get a little sleep, I'm exhausted.
A cat with beautiful fur was scratching me with its paws, covering its mouth and snickering from time to time.
This plot seems somewhat familiar, but the cat's appearance doesn't seem to be the same.
Well, how do you say that? When the cat once again stretched its paws in front of me, I pulled it over, hugged it in my arms and rubbed it twice.
The cat was very well-behaved, did not resist, but meowed very cutely.
"Jiayi, hey, hey, hey......"
I smirked and continued to hold the cat, once I dreamed of the cat before, that is, Wang Jiayi didn't run away, and this time it is estimated that it is her.
"Ahh Hurt! ”
I yelled and woke up.
"Hold me and call someone else's name, you want to die? Believe it or not, I scratched that Wang Jiayi's face? ”
A cold voice came, very familiar.
I chuckled in my heart, turned my head cautiously, and looked at me angrily with a delicate little face.
"Dark, Sister Dark Cat? What are you doing here? I looked at her with a weak heart, Qiu Yuyan just left, why did she come? Is today my death?
"If I don't come, will you forget about me? Why, very unhappy look. ”
The dark cat looked at me, and its small, weak, boneless hands swept across my face and moved to my shoulders.
"That, that, Sister Darkcat......"
"What do you call me?" The dark cat's face sank suddenly.
"Sister Ruri's ......"
"Well, take the word sister away, otherwise ......" The dark cat smiled sweetly at me.
"Glass." I resigned myself to my fate, anyway, I'm basically done today, and when Liang Xinyue and the others come back, they will lock me up and abuse me severely.
In this case, if I don't take the initiative, the ghost knows what the dark cat will do.
The dark cat is not Qiu Yuyan, Qiu Yuyan is at most angry with me, like a little girl, the revenge of the dark cat will make me remember it for life, she will not hurt me physically, she will trouble Liang Xinyue and Wang Jiayi.
Put the heart horizontally, I will continue directly with my backhand, the dark cat is in my arms, the body of the dark cat is very soft, and it is a very elastic kind, and it is very comfortable to hold.
Intoxicated with a deep breath, the scent of roses on the dark cat is always intoxicating.