CHAPTER XIV

I continued to ask, how long has the big cow been wearing it, and why is it reluctant to pick it up when I know that it can make me fat?

They shook their heads and said they didn't know.

I finally asked, what is the limit of the big cow, and I came to deliver a wreath in advance.

They shook their heads and said they didn't know, and knocked me out.

On the bus, I was looking at the beads repeatedly.

A little girl kept looking at me, I thought she liked this thing, and I generously shared it with her.

But she cried "wow", crying inexplicably, caught off guard.

The little girl's mother glared at me angrily, I recruited someone to provoke someone, obviously with good intentions, but I regarded it as a child abduction.

As soon as I got home, I saw Lao Sun carrying a bucket of water and walking out.

I asked him what he was going to do.

He said the water pipe downstairs was broken and there was no water for lunch.

I said that the lack of water downstairs was none of my business, and it wasn't me who broke the water pipes in his house.

Lao Sun said, neighborly friendship, harmony and mutual assistance, why is it so angry.

I said, which eye of yours sees that I am angry, and I just can't bear this bucket of water.

Lao Sun gave me a disdainful look.

Suddenly, Lao Sun threw down the bucket like a ghost and grabbed my hand.

I hurriedly said, what are you doing, in broad daylight?

Lao Sun stared at the bead string on my wrist and asked, who gave it to you?

I shook it and said, "Look what it's made of, whether it's agate or crystal."

He looked at me and said, "It's glass."

His grandmother's, no wonder she was so generous and gave it to me, it turned out to be made of glass.

I want to take it off, Lao Sun said lightly, wear it, you can't fade it.

I really can't fade down, could it be that I've been eating fat lately.

Jack came over at this time, glanced at me and said, Qin Momo, you have been framed.

It turns out that the material of this bead is not valuable, but it can kill people, and it is more effective than being exposed to nuclear radiation.

I'm in a hurry, hug Jack and shake his head, what to do, think of a way, I don't want to die yet.

Lao Sun comforted me, Qin Xiaomei, don't worry, I'm here.

I was overjoyed and asked him what he could do.

He said, with me, your house and passbook can be kept very well, I can also be filial to your parents for you, and I will burn paper for you during the New Year's holidays, you can go with confidence.

I'll his grandma's!

Later, the three of them had an emergency meeting and finally decided to sleep first.

I said, don't sleep, I'm dying, how can you still sleep.

I was answered by a barrage of snoring.

Later, I asked the leader for leave and waited at home to die.

Seeing that I am so unenterprising, Da Hei is not satisfied, Qin Xiaomei, your days are numbered, why don't you cherish it so much, go and work hard, and strive to give full play to the residual heat of the last round.

I'll his uncle's!

The three of them disappeared on a dark and windy night, leaving me with a word as they left.

Qin Momo, if you can't wait for us to come back, don't die first.

I was so moved.

I don't know who they were looking for, but I know that the person should be quite powerful, because, when he left, Da Hei forgot to bring those braised elbows.

They went for a few months, I waited for them for a few months, and then I couldn't wait anymore, and I went to work in a hurry, and there was not much food left at home.

As for the string of beads, it broke by itself one fine afternoon, and was thrown into the sewer with a lot of noise.

When they came back, I happened to make a bag of instant noodles.

They looked so unkempt that I checked it three times before letting them in.

As soon as I came in, they soaked all the instant noodles I had stored like reincarnated demons, leaving a room full of braised beef, chicken stewed mushrooms, and sauerkraut fish.

I specially picked up the wind for them, and invited them to eat a hot pot in the most luxurious restaurant, after all, my life was saved by others, no matter how much I eat, what is a hot pot meal, I can also ask them to make a skewer, as long as they don't order crayfish.

Later, I knew that I would be wrong, and I was grateful to the wrong people, the three of them didn't contribute to my life at all, and as for what it was like at that time, that's another story.

Cohabitation Scene 11:

During the eleventh holiday, my friend went abroad for a trip and generously left me her little Passat, saying that I should drive it as much as I want, and you are welcome.

I originally wanted to stay at home and watch the show, but when I saw this car, I changed my mind and took the three of them on a road trip.

We were excited when we set off, but when we got to the highway, we couldn't get excited.

The highway is the parking lot, and it took us half a mile to move it, and we still exceeded the speed of several cars.

Da Hei was not satisfied, and he shouted that walking was much faster than driving.

I said, you get out of the car and go for a walk, and we'll meet later.

After waiting for a long time, I didn't hear the car door sound, and when I looked back, he was sleeping soundly.

I knew that letting this thing do a little bit would be like killing him.

In order to get off the highway as soon as possible, we took the wrong way and ended up in front of a safari park.

The three of them were not satisfied, they were going to the playground to ride the roller coaster, the merry-go-round, but now they can't even eat ice cream.

I pointed to the crowd in front of me and said, "If you want to say another word, I'll throw you in for free tours."

All three of them stopped talking.

In the safari park, I drove cautiously, although I have seen a lot of animals, but most of them are docile, like the big black as fierce, I have only seen one, but the tiger and lion locked in here, if you don't agree with each other, you will eat people, I don't want to give them a free lunch.

Suddenly, the window behind the car slowly lowered, and the big black stuck his head out.

I hurriedly said, you are looking for death, didn't you hear that the window is not allowed to be opened here?

Da Hei retorted to me, the car in front of me was about to drive into a convertible, why can't we open the window?

I looked ahead, a Volvo, and sure enough, the windows around were rolled down, and the people inside were excitedly taking pictures, which was really a rhythm of death.

I said, the person in front of me defecates in the open, do you follow along? Bad habits can not be learned, following the rules is the foundation of our life, the ancients said, close to Zhu is red, close to ink is black, even Guan Ning has to cut off the mat and cut off relations, so a bad example is like a tumor, you not only have to cut it off, but also stay away from the source of pollution.

Lao Sun said, Qin Xiaomei, I want to get out of the car to breathe because of your nagging.

I hurriedly locked the car door, and I didn't even let the windows open, and you still have to get out of the car, and you don't want to die at this time.

However, the car in front suddenly stopped, and a person rushed out like crazy, and the people behind couldn't pull it.

I quickly stopped the car to see what was going on, but I was afraid that some wild animal with no eyes would rush out and tear me apart, so I hesitated for a while.

The three of them were good, sitting on the car door with melon seeds, watching and commenting with relish.

Da Hei said, look at that woman, she has big shoulders and a round waist, and her strength must be very strong, Qin Xiaomei is not enough for a finger in front of others.

Jack said that the man was too cowardly, and if it were me, he would just give this girl a layman.

Lao Sun said, in modern society, you are not allowed to divorce your wife, but you can divorce, but the cost of divorce is too high, and I heard that you have to divide half of the property.

Whoever says that men don't gossip, I'm in a hurry with whom.