Thirty-six lines, tomb robbery is king.

Tomb robbery has become a craft for the poor to make a fortune since the Three Kingdoms, and it is still enduring to this day. Tomb robbers are essentially different from "robbers and thieves", people who can rob tombs have a certain cultural background, otherwise they can't do it, and they can't do it, but all the people who can be regarded as the number one in the tomb robbing line must be literary masters, these people basically don't use their real names, but use titles, such as what leather sticks, hook lepers, Hegu, Qi Laoniu, Mao scholars, and so on...... The reason for this is that, on the one hand, because tomb robbery is illegal after all, and it is not as pleasant to drink pesticides as it is to use your real name, and on the other hand, it is to sell stinky acid, which makes you look very forced and mysterious.

The "Lou family monkey" in the four friends of Zen Mountain is the first person recognized in the tomb robbery line, and if this person's tomb robbery career is written by me, it can be written into a big book. But in fact, in the hearts of me, Lao Lu, Pudding, and Wang Mazi, the old man who is lying on the table drunk at the moment is the first person in this tomb robbery business.

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It's not even ten o'clock, but at this moment, we have already drunk two bottles of Luzhou Laojiao, plus a box and a half of Shancheng beer, my eyes have been drunk all bloodshot, of course, he Wang Mazi is not much better than me, he is not addicted to smoking, only three or five cigarettes a day, but just in that hour, this guy smoked seven or eight cigarettes, which means that he has drunk his head. After all, I am a young man, and as soon as two bubbles of urine are sprinkled into the back sea, people will recover a little bit of vitality, plus I drink the least liquor, and most of my stomach is beer, so at this moment, in this peak battle, I didn't expect that in the end, it was me Mo Laosan who took the advantage......

I opened six bottles of beer with Wang Mazi, and the two of them talked about a foaming star, and we talked about P2P from creeper breeding technology, and from the purification of Dong'e Ejiao, Li Lianying's two or three things, I have been trying to find a way to introduce the topic to the word "monk", but I didn't think that he Wang Mazi was really able to talk, and he didn't give me a chance to interject at all.

But at this time, the drunken old man who was lying on the table suddenly came out in a daze: "Body...... Being a ...... Bodhi...... Tree, heart like ...... Mirror...... Desk, ...... Always...... Frequent ...... Swab, do not make ...... Provoke...... Dusty ......"

When Wang Mazi heard this, he waved his hand and said with a smile: "Old man, the Buddha verse you read is now reserved for the second male in the TV series, and now, the meaning of the existence of this Buddha verse is to make the male one say the sentence: "Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust." "So I never recite your Buddha verses, hehe, you know why not? Whoever reads who is two! ”

As soon as I heard Wang Mazi talking, I finally brought the topic to "Buddha", and immediately became energetic, so I asked him tentatively: "Senior, I heard you say so many strange things in the tomb robbery business, and I heard that the younger generation was amazed, it was really eye-opening." You specialize in ancient religions, I wonder what strange people and wonders are there in this Buddhist family? Tell us another one? ”

Wang Mazi, the old Beijing big yellow tooth, the biggest hobby in his life is to drink a little wine and Kan Dashan, you have to let him work, he has more problems than Lin Daiyu, either coughing or wheezing, you have to give him half a bottle of Yanghe Daqu and let him tell you a story, he is more diligent than Song Zhe, and he is willing to talk as long as he wants.

Wang Mazi said triumphantly: "Boy, if you want to talk about ancient religions, then you are asking the right person, my Wang Mazi loves to study this in my life, that's not our bragging, when it comes to the study of the wild history of ancient religions, I Wang Mazi is called second, then no one dares to call it first." ”

I said excitedly: "Ancient religion has always been mysterious, ordinary people have no way to understand, today to be able to meet with the predecessors to talk about the world, it is really a blessing for the younger generations, I have read a lot of ancient religion in my life, there are many questions I don't understand, I hope the predecessors will teach." ”

Wang Mazi said happily: "Hey, hey, you kid is very good at talking, just like a lark, likable, I know you're coaxing me, but listening to my heart is comfortable, our brothers usually don't have many opportunities to meet, today we know everything, talk endlessly, read what you don't understand, just ask, after this village there is no such shop, the next time we meet, I don't know the Year of the Monkey." ”

I nodded and said: "Old-timers, although I am not very old, but I have handled a lot of antique artifacts, what Buddha statues, prayer beads, murals, candlesticks, incense burners, and even received a wooden fish from the Yuan Dynasty. Second: Who is Daikokuten? Third: Who is the Guixu monk? Fourth: How to identify the Buddha bone relics of Shakyamuni? ”

The old man explained to me that when dealing with an old fox like Wang Mazi, you must raise your IQ by three grades, so I asked four questions just now, but in fact, I don't care about the other three questions at all, I do this just to cover up, otherwise if I directly ask him who the monk is in the ruins, with his Wang Mazi's way, it is difficult to guarantee that he will find out my details. If I do this, it is equivalent to adding a Mo Laosan to the three Wu Yifan, and you can't recognize who is fake at all.

When Wang Mazi heard the question I asked, he secretly admired in his heart, it seems that I have indeed read a lot of wild histories of ancient religions, and I know that Guanyin Bodhisattva was originally Taoist, and I also know the Great Black Heaven, and even the monks of Guixu know. As soon as Wang Mazi talked about his strengths, the spitting stars were about to fly to my aunt in Heilongjiang, and I also found a phenomenon, this buddy Kan Dashan must drink while talking, otherwise it will affect his performance, but this hurts me, why? Because the old man has already sat on the spot, I can only drink with him.

No matter how low the degree of beer is, it is still wine.

No way, I can only drink cup after cup with Wang Mazi, I went to the toilet several times in the middle, spit pear blossoms with rain, Houhai as a bar street, is a place to make a date, there is an old woman in her forties and fifties who saw that I was almost drunk, walked to me and asked me if I want to struggle for a few more years? I choked half to death and quickly said, "No, no, no." ”

I returned to my seat, but I saw that Wang Mazi's oil face was ruddy, there was no, this guy was really good at drinking, I was not his opponent at all, but I, Mo Laosan, as the temporary captain of the "Living Dead Jade Squad", carried the expectations of the whole team on my shoulders, even if I drank through the intestinal hole tonight, I would have to hold on.

Until two o'clock in the night, Wang Mazi finally finished talking about Guanyin, Daheitian, and the Buddha, he looked at me, and said with a smile: "Do you want to hear about the monk of Guixu?" ”

My eyes flashed, and I came to my senses!