The nose and mouth are connected, and as soon as I taste the tip of my tongue, my nose stimulates the pure woman's fragrance, and I immediately become very sensitive.

There is a smell, there is a smell in this jar.

Milky? That's not right! How do I smell milk!

I looked at Ouyang Chuchu, although she had, and it was very big. But she's still a virgin, and she's not a mother who has just given birth, so this milky smell is not hers.

"What are you looking at?" The asked me.

"I smell milk." I said with a serious face.

"No shame!" Ouyang Chuchu said to me.

"What's not ashamed? It's not yours, you're not that. "When I say this, my thoughts are absolutely pure, as pure as kindergarten children.

"It's not mine, is it a female ghost?" Ouyang Chuchu stared at me with a dark face, looking at her like that at this time, she was so fierce that she was about to stare out her eyes.

It's really terrible for women to be jealous.

What's even more terrifying is that Ouyang Chuchu, this girl, not only eats women's vinegar, she even eats the vinegar of female ghosts. Isn't this vinegar a little too big?

"Where does the female ghost get the smell of milk? When you say milk, you must be talking about babies! I was speechless.

After listening to my words, the girl's originally dark face immediately turned from cloudy to sunny.

O woman! Sometimes it's really incomprehensible, and I don't understand anything, so I'm jealous. With her Ouyang Chuchu in front of me, can I be interested in the milk of the female ghost?

Besides, even when she's not there, I don't think about female ghosts!

People and ghosts have different paths, as a stinky fortune teller, can I not understand this truth?

"Baby?"

The girl looked at me with incomprehensible and disbelieving eyes and asked, "Where are the babies?" ”

"Wow......"

This really means that babies cry!

As soon as Ouyang Chuchu finished saying this, there was a baby's cry, which pierced the night.

The cry came from the jar.

"I'll just say that this jar doesn't contain kimchi!" I smiled hesitantly and said, "It's just that what I didn't expect was that it was actually a baby." ”

"Baby? Alive? Ouyang Chuchu asked me.

"Do you put the kids in a kimchi jar?" I gave the a blank look.

"What do you call my house? My child is not your child, right? ”

This, did I say I was going to marry her? Of course, even if you don't marry, you can still have children! I'm not that undisciplined, though. When it's time to marry, I must marry.

"Stuffed into this kimchi jar, it's probably a ghost baby."

I frowned slightly, and said, "I died without making a sound, and generally speaking, the resentment of ghost babies is a bit big." In other words, this little guy in the jar should be very fierce. ”

"What then? Shall we open this jar? The girl asked, holding my arm tightly.

"A baby conceived in the womb does not cry, only after it has fallen to the ground, it makes a cry. The same is true of the ghost baby raised in the kimchi jar. ”

I paused and said, "I've already cried out, doesn't this mean that the ghost baby has been born?" ”

"Whoa!"

There was such a crisp sound in the cold, and then the jar burst by itself.

Some bloody liquid flowed out, but fortunately I reacted relatively quickly, and at the moment when the kimchi jar exploded, I successfully pulled the girl away.

"Wow......"

A bloody baby appeared in front of our eyes.

The baby looked very thin, and his skin was still dark, as black as coal, so to speak. His facial features, although his eyes are eyes and his nose is nose, but the overall appearance always makes people feel a little weird.

Blame! Not only is it weird, but I also feel that this baby looks like there is something evil.

Although this ghost baby is a little ugly and looks a little disgusting, his eyes are actually quite big.

"Why is he staring at you?" Ouyang Chuchu asked me.

"How do I know?"

Seeing the ghost baby staring at me with a pair of big eyes, it made my heart a little hairy.

"Daddy! Father! ”

What the heck? This ghost baby actually called me Dad? I don't even know him, what the hell is he shouting here?

Ouyang Chuchu's face immediately sank after hearing the ghost baby shout. And with those eyes full of resentment, they stared at me deadly.

"Why are you staring at me like that?" I asked, a little confused.

"Did you do something unspeakable to your mother? And then gave birth to him? ”

Can this girl's imagination be a little richer? This ghost baby calls me daddy, is that what I him?

"He's a ghost baby, he must be a female ghost! How could I possibly do that to a female ghost? Besides, I'm still a virgin now, how can I have children? This ghost baby must be screaming nonsense, maybe he is calling Daddy alone. ”

I don't know how to explain it, so I can only say this nonsense.

I've heard of being a father, but even if it's a father, it has to be a father for a normal child! The ghost baby in front of him is not a normal child, and the key is that he looks so ugly.

I deserve to be a father, isn't it a little too sad?

"Daddy! Hug! ”

The ghost baby stretched out his two little hands, meaning that I should hold him.

"That's not right! How can a newborn child speak? Could it be that this thing is a ghost, different from people, and learned to speak in the womb of the mother? I asked Ouyang Chuchu.

"Look at his big eyes, how much he looks like you!"

I was talking to this girl about business, but I didn't expect her to get involved in the appearance of the ghost baby.

"There are more people with big eyes, why do you have to say they are like me? I also said he was like you! I said to the girl with a speechless face.

"Am I that ugly?" Ouyang Chuchu said to me angrily.

"I feel like I'm ugly."

I gave the girl a blank look and said, "With my handsome face, can I give birth to him?" ”

"Mom!"

The ghost baby turned his little head to Ouyang Chuchu and called out to her.

"After a long time, it turns out that he is your illegitimate son? Just now you hit a nail rake, saying that he is my species, now see how you explain it? I just looked at the girl with a smile and wanted to hear what she was going to say.

"Even if it's my bastard, that's your seed!" The girl glared at me angrily and said, "Didn't you hear him call you daddy?" ”

"What kind of song did you say this ghost baby was singing? Why do you call us Dad and Mom when you see the two of us? We like to be fathers, cheap mothers, isn't it a little too easy? I asked the.

"How do I know?" The girl gave me a faint look and said, "Don't you know how to look?" Take a look at this ghost baby! See what the hell is going on with him? ”

Looks? Does this still use Ouyang Chuchu to say? In fact, when this ghost baby appeared, I was there to see his appearance. However, I watched for a long time, but I didn't see anything.

"Kowtow to your mom and dad quickly, or they won't recognize you."

There was a voice coming out, this voice should have come from a female ghost, some erratic, some uncertain, and at the same time there was a gloomy smell in it.

As soon as the ghost baby heard this, he immediately kowtowed to me and Ouyang Chuchu there.

"Daddy! Mom! You don't want me. ”

While kowtowing, he said this, this ghost baby, his IQ, is obviously not a newborn baby! It takes at least two or three years old for a child to be able to say this.

"Who are you? What the hell are you going to do? ”

I'm not asking the ghost baby, I'm asking the female ghost hiding behind him.

Let me be a cheap father for this ghost baby, and let Ouyang Chuchu be a cheap mother for this ghost baby, I always feel that this matter is not so simple. Anyway, my intuition tells me that the female ghost hiding behind must be doing something, some idea.

When dealing with ghosts, you have to have multiple hearts. Otherwise, if you are cheated by her, you don't know what's going on?

"Keep knocking, your parents won't recognize you, so you will break your head!"

Seeing that the ghost baby had been knocking for a long time, Ouyang Chuchu and I didn't recognize it, so the female ghost came to say this.