Chapter 184: Happy New Year (2)
Probably not, this lynx is still so young, after becoming a human, maybe it will be a little girl of twelve or thirteen years old, it is a beast soldier of the dragon group, even if it becomes a spirit, it can be transformed, but most of the time, it has to exist as a lynx form, it makes sense - a little girl of twelve or thirteen years old, how can I be a mount, right?
It's like you have a pet, and later, you probably have to wait for it to take a bath, which is really troublesome.
Forget it, I don't want to, I'm tired after a tiring day, I lie in bed, smoke a cigarette, and quickly fall asleep.
In the dream, yes, in the dream, I know this very well, the lynx has transformed, not into a little girl, but into an extremely ugly female man, two meters tall, all over the muscles, bigger than me, with a lot of filth on his body, and at me to compare hearts, cute, and sleep with me, disgusting enough to choke.
When I woke up from the nightmare, I looked at my watch, and at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I drank a lot of drinks at dinner, and my stomach was flustered, so I got up and went to the bathroom.
The door is open, I haven't completely recovered from the dream just now, for fear that after pushing the door open, I will see a half-human, half-beast monster, carefully open the door, fortunately, the lynx is still a lynx, it is very good at finding a place, curled up in the bathtub, is slumping ears, snoring, its hearing is very sensitive, knowing that I have come in, but it only opens one eye, looks at me, closes its eyes and continues to sleep.
I stood in front of the toilet, shh
Probably, not tonight, but tomorrow morning.
After peeing, I shivered, flushed, left the bathroom, and went back to bed to continue sleeping, but I was still worried that it would change, so I didn't close the door, and left the light so that whenever it moved, I could hear and see it.
Continue to sleep, this time, I entered the demon world, riding a lynx, galloping on the prairie of the demon clan, the blue sky is very blue, the air is very sweet, running and running, we entered the forest, the more we ran forward, the darker it became, it felt a bit similar to the forest when I was in the Qinglong Kingdom, and, suddenly inexplicably, there were also a lot of chasing soldiers who rode horses and archery.
Whoosh, the rain of swords leaned around us, but it just didn't hit me and the lynx (most of them have the protagonist's halo in the dream), but I was very scared, afraid of death, desperately running, running, suddenly, the forest in front of me, suddenly opened, a large area of water appeared, take a closer look, isn't this the Lilac Lake, why did you run here?
At this time, the lynx spoke, and it was a very rough female voice - I guess in my subconscious, after the lynx transformed, it was still the image of that strong female man.
"Master, do you know how to swim?"
I said yes, jump into the lake and escape!
The lynx jumped into the lake, swam directly to the bottom of the lake, and the rain of arrows that came after it also tilted into the lake, but as we went deeper, the speed of the arrows became slower and slower, because the arrow shafts were wooden, and finally floated up, looking up from the bottom of the water, it was like sprinkling a layer of matchsticks, and around the matchsticks, there were figures of demon cavalry, they seemed to be able to step on the lake, a total of more than a dozen groups of people and horses, all bowed their heads and walked around, as if looking for our direction.
"Master, we are surrounded!" The lynx shouted.
"Nonsense! I know, swim to the middle of the lake! "I ordered.
"Master, you can't go to the middle of the lake!"
"Why?" I asked.
"Because the center of the lake is the portal, if you go out from there, you will be frozen to death by the liquid nitrogen spewed out by the weather warfare team!"
"Ah," I suddenly realized, "you're right, it seems that we have found the corresponding portal location in the Demon Realm, so what should we do now?" ”
As soon as I finished saying this, I only felt that my crotch was empty, and when I looked down, a mermaid came out, with clear eyebrows, very long, very long hair, upper body, lower body tail, but unfortunately, the key parts were blocked by her hair.
"Y-Who are you?" I asked vigilantly, thinking it was a demon.
"Master, it's me!" It's still that rough voice.
"Aren't you a lynx, how did you become a mermaid?" I asked with a frown.
The lynx looked impatient: "Oh, don't worry about it, master, it will become a fish swimming fast!" Let's go! ”
After saying that, she grabbed my wrist and swam along the shore of the lake, to the other side, the lake bed was getting shallower, we went ashore, as soon as we showed up, we found that in the woods on the shore, there was also a cavalry of the Qinglong Kingdom, with bows in their hands full, as if they knew that we would come out of here, and waited for it!
There was a crashing sound, the arrow followed, I just came out of the water, extremely lack of oxygen, weak, couldn't dodge at all, the mermaid suddenly came around, hugged me tightly, turned his back to the green dragoon, poof, the mermaid looked at me, blood flowed from the corner of her mouth, she smiled bitterly: "Master, yes, I'm sorry, the lynx has changed and become a hedgehog again." ”
After saying that, the mermaid limped into the water and lay on the surface of the lake, its delicate back covered with white arrow feathers.
"I'm with you—" I was about to shout, when I found that the cavalry had fired a volley, and then began to bend their bows and arrows, and the mermaid was not yet dead, she squirmed and pressed my head into the water, and there was a round of shooting on the shore, and the mermaid was hit by the arrow again, and then, the third round struck, and the mermaid turned itself over and took the arrow with the other side of her body, was she playing with a straw boat to borrow arrows?
After three rounds, there was no intact place on the mermaid's body, even in the two eye sockets, were hit by arrows, and I was fine, the mermaid trembled her body, suddenly jumped out of the water, her hair was scattered, like the sun in a stick figure, she shook her arms, forced all the arrows on her body out, shot back, and shot all the cavalry on the shore off the horse.
Then, the mermaid fell into the water, and the surrounding blood was stained red by the blood flowing from the arrow hole on her body, and then, the entire lake surface turned blood red, and the pursuers floating on the water in the distance seemed to have suddenly lost their center of gravity, screaming, and even people and horses were swallowed by the lake.
During this period, I did not have any joy or anger, as if I was floating quietly in the air from the perspective of God, looking at "me" in the lake and the floating corpse of the mermaid.
"I" picked up the mermaid's corpse, went ashore, pulled out a knife from the waist of a demon cavalryman, dug a pit in the soft lakeside land, buried the mermaid in it, and used my fingers to carve words on the knife body, "I" should have used true qi, like electric welding, carved knife body, sizzling sparks, soon, the word became - the tomb of the fourteenth.
"I" plunged the knife into the mermaid's grave, as if it had been inserted too right, and plunged it into the corpse, pulled it out again, found the position above her head, inserted it again, and then kowtowed to it three times, turned on his horse, and ran out of the shore of the lake and into the Black Forest.
As a "God's perspective", I did not leave, I don't know why I still stayed by the lake, and after a while, in the middle of the lake, a whirlpool appeared, which became bigger and higher, forming a "waterspout", and the waterspout slowly moved to the shore, swept away the knife, rolled away the soil on the grave, swept the mermaid's body into the air, and brought it back to the lake, gradually disappeared.
My "perspective", quickly retreated, and became one with the body, at this time, I had already ridden out of the Black Forest, only to see the grass in front of me, soldiers wearing several colors of clothing, engaged in a big fight, I pulled out the well from my waist and turned into a Liquan gun, no, this is not a Liquan gun, but a halberd.
No matter what it was, in order to avenge the lynx, I went crazy into the battlefield, specifically killing the soldiers in the gaps in the armor who were chasing us just now, showing black underwear, and soon, killing a bloody road, I saw Wu Mei and Ma Yu, the two of them stood on the roof of my BMW, looking at the battlefield, I ran over and asked how the battle was, they saw me, but their faces showed a terrifying color, Wu Mei shouted: "Come on!" Escort! Escort! Kill this traitor! ”
I looked confused, aren't we in this group?
Several guards rushed over, carrying knives and axes, forcing me back, at this time, I saw a woman sitting in the cab of the BMW, it was Qin Shuyao, she looked at everything in front of her in a daze, started the vehicle, took Wu Mei and Ma Yu, turned around and left the battlefield.
"Shu Yao, Shu Yao!" I wanted to chase after me and ask for an understanding, but those guards hugged my arms and legs, and didn't let me chase them, I dragged a few of them forward, while shouting Qin Shuyao's name, a general suddenly flashed in front of me, wearing silver-gray silver armor, holding a flower gun, three times five divided by two, and the guards on my body flew out.
"Your Highness, get on the horse!" She shouted, it was Concubine Zhen.
I stretched out my hand and was pulled on the back of the horse by her, only to see that behind the concubine, there was also a large number of cavalry, there were thousands of people, divided into several columns, as if they were cut into the battlefield from the side, they were all white armor, and there was a rider carrying a big flag, and the big flag had a huge "Song" character written on it, and I looked at the generals who led the troops in those columns, all of which were from the Song X'er series.
"His Royal Highness Shu Yao has retreated over there!" I put my arms around Concubine Zhen and reminded her.
The concubine reined in her horse, looked at Qin Shuyao's side, and suddenly raised her spear and shouted loudly: "Pass the order of His Highness!" The whole army attacked, killed the Qin sluts, and sealed the marquis of ten thousand households! ”
Whoosh, the cold arrow has been flying from the side where Qin Shuyao and the others were defeated, the speed was extremely fast, directly penetrating the two ribs of Concubine Zhen'er, Concubine Er slowly lowered her head, looked at the arrow, and said tremblingly: "This arrow is poisonous......"
After saying that, the concubine threw herself off the warhorse, her head hit the ground first, and her neck was crooked, so I quickly jumped down, picked up the concubine, and called her name.
"Concubine! Concubine! ”
"Childe, are you alright?" Concubine Zhen'er's voice seemed to come from another dimension.
I opened my eyes suddenly, and saw Concubine Zhen'er standing by the bed, looking at me with a worried face, she should have come through the wall, without clothes, I breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be a dream, but this dream feels very strange, too real, is it a portender......