Squeak squeak!

When the little white fox heard what I said, he was very dissatisfied, he was clean, not an ordinary animal.

But the little white fox still moved away from himself.

I silently watched a five-month-old fetus, connected to one of the mother's umbilical cords, a cute little girl, an upright and excited squeaky little white fox, dancing with fists and claws.

I watched it for a while, but I didn't have the heart to follow it.

Practicing martial arts is to persevere, and I, an adult like me, who is not even a bone master, has a stereotyped skeleton, but the little white fox and Xiao Qing'er are two monsters, and they can't compare.....

I walked downstairs in silence.

I know in my heart that Xiao Qing'er, coupled with the little fox's martial arts practice, has greatly increased my self-preservation, maybe the little girl can't beat Bai Xiaoxue's level, but the little girl is only ten years old, and it is a matter of time before she surpasses.

I came to the cashier on the first floor and sat down, opened the door and continued to wait for business, there was a Ming Dynasty master to teach martial arts, I don't know what a good fate it is.

In the afternoon, Mo Xiaoxi called me.

"I can't find it, I used all the means to check the hospitals in the city, first, that Longchen is only afraid that he is not reincarnated here at all, and second, he is very vigilant, so that his biological mother does not go to the hospital for examination, and he must have crawled out of his stomach with the umbilical cord attached, and took his biological mother to find someone."

I said what then?

Mo Xiaoxi groaned for a while and said, "Wait, people will hide from you first, you must be careful of pregnant women.... People with particularly big bellies, be careful of your little life. ”

I nodded.

She continued: "I continued to look for a way to find someone, and I didn't believe it, I couldn't find another kangaroo pregnant woman? ”

I said that's done.

As soon as I hung up the phone, Zhao Banxian walked into the store with a red face and said to me with great interest: "It's done!" I simply brushed the land temple, and then got a new golden body to replace it, and the villagers were grateful to Dade, saying that I was a good person. ”

I looked to the door and asked a tricycle to bring a clay statue.

Before the matter here was over, Zhao Banxian came.

He excitedly went to the sofa in the store and sat down, and continued: "I got 130,000 yuan, and I took away the Buddha spirit after repairing the temple of the land lord, otherwise it is too lacking in virtue, I suspect that those good people who repair the temple are all playing this way, and those ownerless temples are often repaired, and that's the same thing." ”

I nodded, touched my nose, and said, "What about your nephew?" ”

Zhao Banxian laughed, waved his hand and said: Wait, I'll call him over!

Zhao Banxian started to call, and after a while, his face became red, as if he was angry, and hung up the phone decadently on the other side of the phone.

I sat at the cash register and said, "What's wrong?"

Zhao Banxian was so angry that he wanted to smash his mobile phone, and said loudly: "I said that he is a step-by-step luck tattoo, to ensure that he is prosperous and rich, and he also said that he will come back later, he is playing with a few buddies, and told me not to quarrel with him..... You say that he is sick, can he be saved! ”

I patted Zhao Banxian and said: Don't worry, he can be saved from this illness, who of us is with whom, make sure to solve your heart knot.

I moved the statue of the land god into the house and waited with Zhao Banxian.

At this time, Zhao Banxian sat on the chair dejectedly and said to me: "Hey, my nephew's name is Zhao Rong, he was originally a very good person, but later he learned badly from this group of second-class people, he has a good face, extravagance and waste, and I can't persuade him...... When he dropped out of school and came back, I asked him to find a job, and if he was less than 5,000, he would quit, saying that he was a returnee..... You can't lose that person, and you can't get high or low. ”

I listened to Zhao Banxian and chatted with me about the sadness of the afternoon.

After waiting for more than four hours, I was about to yawn, and I was about to go out to get some food, and send it to a few guys who practiced martial arts, and someone came.

When this person came, I was stunned at first.

This doesn't look like a high-level intellectual studying abroad at all: dyed yellow hair, wears two big silver earrings, and suffocates in the air, which makes me feel like that kind of bastard.

I said in my heart that this person is studying abroad, and it is estimated that he is not going to learn things, just like the rich second generation who plays abroad, similar to the disgusting scumbag who plays with Yinmei.

Zhao Banxian pointed to the door and whispered to me: "Just this person, no matter how he calls it, he is not obedient, do you think he is really saved?" ”

I sighed and said: Pity the hearts of parents in the world, you can't control the child, I will take care of it for you, not me blow, as long as you wear my tight mantra and tattoo our fight to defeat the Buddha, you have to fight against your own heart ape, no matter how good this guy is, he has to be soft, and he can't save this kind of bastard by studying medicine, I can save it!

I brushed my head and said very politely to the yellow-haired bastard who sat down as soon as he came in, "This brother, the things have been prepared for you, just waiting for you to get a tattoo." ”

That Zhao Rong was very domineering, he looked crooked and cracked, squinted at me with small eyes, and said, "Brother! Is it true that my uncle is talking about those effects? He counted with me with his fingers, "Peach blossom luck, Feihuang Tengda, brother is a person who does big things, but I don't have time to spend this time with you!" You trick me, believe it or not, Lao Tzu led a group of brothers and demolished your broken shop. ”

He looked at Zhao Banxian again and scolded: "Old thing! You haven't paid Lao Tzu recently, and you have left so much money to sell coffin boards? Look at you like that, you don't know how to enjoy life. ”

That's pretty awesome.

Zhao Banxian was scolded silently.

I know that Zhao Banxian coaxed, but I didn't expect to be coaxed into this virtue, and his juniors scolded him like this, but I think he probably felt guilty that his nephew had become this virtue, and he couldn't teach it well, and he was ashamed in his heart.

This is a scumbag, I suppressed the anger in my heart, and said to Zhao Rong with a smile: "Bao Zhuneng, swear to God, this tattoo is tattooed, and it won't be long before you usher in a brilliant life, what power, wealth, beauty, everything." ”

When Zhao Rong heard this, he smiled.

At first glance, he is idle, waiting for pie to fall from the sky, but I am not lying, he tattooed this set of fighting Buddha diagrams, and he is indeed going to change his face and be a new person.

I told him to lie down, and I smashed the statue of the god of the land, took the Buddha spirit from it, and put it into the ink.

Whining.

The ink kept rolling.

There seem to be a thousand faces, joys, sorrows, and sorrows in the tattoo, constantly surrendering in it, which is the willingness of the believers who come to kneel and pray.

"I think I'm hearing something, you're haunted here?" Zhao Rong shuddered, took off his pair and struggled on the tattoo bed.

I'm serious about hearing you wrong.

In fact, the first time I tattooed the Buddha spirit, I was also a little flustered, but I couldn't show it, so I dipped in the needle and tattooed a picture of his back on his back.

Yes!!

Zhao Rong trembled again, lying on the tattoo bed, pointing to the square frame of the ceiling ladder, and screaming, "There...... There was a little alien covered in wet, and a monster with white eyes and dark green eyes, looking at me with its head sticking out. ”

I said in my heart, this guy, why do you talk so much.

I said, "I said buddy, you must be an illusion, you play with women all day long, your yang energy is too weak, you hit the evil spirit, right?" I'll tattoo you a fighting Buddha, mighty and domineering, purple crowned robe, wearing a golden hoop, to ensure that those evil people dare not approach our great sage. ”

When Zhao Rong heard this, he hurriedly said yes.

I began to tattoo him, this tattoo picture is so complicated, or full back picture, my tattoo picture is never colored, the original ink picture, also tattooed for two and a half hours.

In the blink of an eye, a statue of the Buddha appeared on his back.

"Brother, look at this tattoo?" I took a picture of him with my phone on his back and handed it to him, and he was very satisfied.

"I'm telling you, I'm tattooing with you to give you face-"

Yes!!

He didn't finish his words, and suddenly covered his head and screamed, very sad.

I smiled and asked: What's wrong with him.

"There was a nagging voice, buzzing in my head..... Let me talk well, let me not dye my hair..... It's like my mom nagging, noisy to death.... It's like there's a fly buzzing in your ear, it's you! His eyes suddenly flashed fiercely, "It must be, it's you!" I'm going to kill you! ”

He reached out and grabbed me.

I didn't take a step backwards and looked at him calmly.

Yes!

Before he could catch me, his headache became more and more intense, and he fell backwards with his head clutched, rolling back and forth on the ground, miserable.