Chapter 57: Iron and Stone Coffin

"If you don't ask, you won't ask!"

Zhou Jia, this girl, doesn't she know that I'm helping her for free now? Not only was he grateful, but he dared to roll his eyes at me.

"You still have a boyfriend, are you still flirting? Hurry up and get the dead branches! "Wei Xu, this little calf nose, is he wearing a pair of pants with Zhou Jia? How can I help that girl talk?

Too lazy to talk to the two of them, I went into the woods and picked up dead branches in it.

What's going on over there? I've heard of the smoke coming from the grave, but it's not a grave! It's just a big rock, and it's still dark.

Anyway, the foul smell of the riding cloth on his body has not yet dissipated. Even if there are ghosts, they don't dare to provoke me, and whoever provokes me will be unlucky. Curious, I took bold and cautious steps towards that direction.

There are some sparks under the stones, which are burned by paper money, like someone who just burned paper here. As for the smoke, it naturally came out after the paper money was burned.

Could it be that there is a bodhisattva on this stone? That's not right! At most, the most to give to the Bodhisattva is incense, who burns paper?

What do you think, how do you think this thing is strange, I'd better call Wei Xuan over to take a look!

"There's a big rock over there. Someone just burned paper there. I said.

"Take me to see it."

Wei Xuan followed me to the big rock, and after a circle around, he frowned.

"What the hell is this?" I asked.

"Iron and stone coffin." Wei Xudao.

"What is an iron-stone coffin?" Zhou Jia asked curiously.

"It's just that the coffin board can't be pressed, and it needs to be pressed with iron and stone." Wei Xuan pointed to the big black stone and said, "This stone was originally a mountain stone, and someone used paper money and smoke from Fu Li to smoke it into a piece of iron and stone, and made this iron stone coffin. ”

"Why did that man make this iron and stone coffin?" I asked Wei Xu.

"We don't know who that person is, how can we know why he wants to do this?" Wei Xuan took over and said, "In short, it is not a good thing to press the coffin with iron and stone. Either the person is afraid that the thing inside will come out, so he presses it. Or, the man was deliberately imprisoning the corpse. ”

"Prisoners?" Wei Xuan said a new term, I don't understand it very well, so I naturally have to ask.

"Corpses are corpses, and grievances are needed. was well buried in the ground, but the coffin was pressed by iron and stone. Naturally, resentment breeds. Wei Xuan paused and said, "We can't afford to mess with this matter, so let's leave it alone." ”

Although I don't know how powerful, Wei Xuan knows the severity. He said that he couldn't afford to provoke him, so naturally we didn't stay for a long time, but hurried back to the Land Temple!

Ren Rui is still the same as just now, squatting on the ground and playing with mud stupidly, dripping saliva while playing.

Wei Xu tied the paper money to the dead branches I found, one by one, and made small flags one by one.

"The outer circle of Jiamu was born in Hai, and the longevity of water is in order. The inner circle of decay water is born in Mao, and the retrograde theory of the dragon's immortality. Yang turns from the left, Yin leads from the right ......"

Wei Xuan muttered as he took the paper money flag and stuck it on the ground. After a while, forty-nine paper money flags were all planted by him.

It's round and it's not round, it's square and it's not square.

"Are you swinging this square or round?" I asked Wei Xu.

"The square is not square, the circle is not round; People are not people, ghosts are not ghosts. ”

Wei Xuan took out a handful of paper money and handed it to Zhou Jia. Said: "You have to sprinkle this thing." ”

Zhou Jia scattered the paper money, but there was no reaction around, even the yin wind. Didn't blow a single blow.

"Money temptation doesn't work, it seems that you still have to be tempted." Wei Xuan said.

"Seduction?" As soon as Zhou Jia heard this, she naturally knew that it must have something to do with her, so that little face became red after brushing it.

"Do you do it yourself, or let it come." Wei Xu pointed to the doll he bought.

It was a little girl with braided hair, a little red face, and she looked very cute.

"It's coming." Zhou Jia said.

"It's okay to let it come. But you have to let it smell like you first. Wei Xu said.

"Why do you smell of me?" Zhou Jia asked timidly.

"Femininity." Wei Xuan looked at me and said, "You come and tell her in detail." ”

"I don't even know what femininity is, let's talk about a ghost?" I was speechless.

"I just want her little pants, and they have to be fresh, or something." Wei Xuan put his mouth to my ear and said.

What is fresh, what is that? What did Wei Xuan say? I didn't understand at all.

"What are you two muttering?" Zhou Jia asked.

"He wants your little pants, and they have to be fresh. That's something. "I relayed Wei Xu's original words.

"Disgusting! Perverted! ”

Why did Zhou Jia scold me? Is it just because I said the little pants? But that's what Wei Xuan wants!

I was wronged and a little depressed.

"If you want to save Ren Rui, hurry up." Wei Xuan urged Zhou Jia.

"How?" Zhou Jia blushed.

"If you can't do it yourself, you can ask him for help." Wei Xuan pointed at me, and then said: "As for Xiaodao, I am a person from outside the party, so I naturally can't help this favor, and I can't help it." ”

"Nasty!" Zhou Jiajiao snorted and said, "Don't eavesdrop, let alone peek." ”

It's eavesdropping again, it's peeping again, what is Zhou Jia talking about?

Zhou Jia ran into the Land Temple, and I glanced inside with some curiosity, but I didn't see a human figure. I don't know where she ran to, and I don't know what she's doing.

"What the hell is she going to do?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Wouldn't you know if you went and saw it?" Wei said humbly.

Curious, I'm not stupid. Even if I don't know what Zhou Jia is doing. But I also know in my heart that it is absolutely unseemly.

There was a sound of humming and chirping coming from the Land Temple, was it from Zhou Jia? This sound is a bit ecstatic! Hearing my little heart, fluttering and beating, my face was unconsciously burning hot.

"Shall we go over and have a look? She couldn't have been given that by a ghost, was she? "I'm not worried.

"It's inconvenient for me, if you don't worry, you can go and take a look, anyway, you are carrying the filth of riding cloth, and the ghost doesn't dare to do anything with you." Wei Xuan said.

If Zhou Jia is really ghosted, this is a major matter of human life. Ren Rui didn't get it right here for a while, and put Zhou Jia in again. That's going to be stealing chickens and rice.

I've got to check it out!

Having made up my mind, I immediately leaned over lightly. As soon as I walked into the gate of the Land Temple, I was stunned.

Zhou Jia sandwiched his hand between his two legs, and his body was still a little twitching. It's still humming and chirping.

As a little virgin, I naturally don't understand anything. The first reaction was, is she sick? It can't be a ghost, right?

"Are you alright?" I asked.

"Ahh

Zhou Jia let out a scream, and then quickly covered his face with his hands.

"You fucking pervert! How did you get in? Didn't you tell not to peep and not to eavesdrop? ”

"I listen to you humming, I'm afraid something will happen to you." I'm speaking in conscience, and I'm honest.

"Get out!"

I came to see her kindly, but told me to get out. Woman is a creature. Sometimes, it's really incomprehensible.

I was scolded for no reason, and I walked out of the Land Temple with a depressed face.

Wei Xu's calf nose probably heard me being scolded. When they saw me come out, they leaned back and laughed.

"Did you know I was going to be scolded when I went in?" I asked Wei Xu.

"Don't you really understand?" Wei Xuan looked at me like an idiot.

"What do you know?" I looked at Wei Xuan speechlessly and said, "I haven't figured it out until now. Why did Zhou Jia scold me? And scolded me for being a pervert! ”

"She's right, you're a dead pervert! Hahahaha......"

I can't communicate well with this little calf's nose, and so is Zhou Jia, I really don't understand their world.

When I heard the voice was wrong, I went in and cared about it, and it became a pervert?

"Hey!" I let out a long sigh and said, "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know the hearts of good people." In this world, bad people are easy to be, but good people are difficult to do! ”

"For what you just did, you're still a good person?"

Wei Xuan was still laughing there, and the more he laughed, the louder he became, and he was not afraid of summoning ghosts.