Cohabitation Scene 31:

Since Jack returned to his human form, the most important problem he has faced is reemployment, as for what career to find, he said; "Work less, money more, social status should be good, colleague relationships should be simple, direct leaders should be easy-going, customers should not find trouble, and it is best to have kickbacks or something......"

I sprayed him directly with a basin of cold water to cool him down, to let him know the cruelty of society, and the unreality of what he envisioned.

Later, when he applied for a teacher's job, the first thing people said was, what is your education? He said that he has no academic qualifications, but he is educated, up and down for 5,000 years, people's livelihood figures, customs, country slang, and anecdotes about ancient celebrities, and he knows all the gossip of the five elements, and he has studied poetry with Li Bai, used to be Su Shi's teacher, or Liu Bowen's classmate, which made Zhu Xi dizzy, let Hu Shi look at the thatched house, and also studied Marxism with Li Dazhao......

Before he could finish speaking, the security guards were called and said that there was a madman here to see if he had been lost in a mental hospital.

Jack is angry because the imagination of the world is limited, and no one understands him. I advised him to be pragmatic and become a manual laborer first, such as going to the construction site to move bricks or something...... He went obediently and offended the boss on the first day.

I asked him what was going on, was he afraid of the seriousness, or did he not offend the boss by saying good things? He said no, he moved the bricks well, just in time to arrive at the boss with his daughter Xiaomi to inspect, the boss's daughter fell in love with him and wanted him to be an assistant, and the boss's secretary also took a fancy to him and asked him to be her little white face...... So, the boss fired him.

Damn, the real estate circle is really messy!

Later, he went to be a model, caught up with the boss was a man, and wanted to have unspoken rules for him, so he kicked the boss, and he could only be inserted for the rest of his life...... So, the boss kicked him too, and he lost his job again.

Damn, the fashion industry is really messy!

Later, he went to work as a short-time loser, and he lost his job before he got on the plane, for the simple reason that he was not used to flying in the sky, he said that he was a beast, and he hated the sky the most......

Now, he sits on the sofa and eats melon seeds, he is very serious, the skin of melon seeds and the kernels of melon seeds are separated, the skin is not broken, and the kernels are not broken. It's a pity that there is no profession of eating melon seeds!

In the end, he followed Lao Sun to the pit and abduction, no, it was to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, that is, to see feng shui, dispel evil spirits, and occasionally identify an antique, imitating a celebrity calligraphy and painting or something, because Jack's eyes were too poisonous, he looked down at five antique shops, although he made some money, but attracted more than a dozen enemies, it was really not cost-effective.

Once, a man sent a jade ring, saying that it was handed down by his ancestors, since he brought this jade ring, the family house is safe, the career is smooth, the husband and wife are harmonious, and the children are filial, which can be said to be smooth...... We all opened our eyes in amazement and looked at each other, this person is not here to find a beating, he came to our house to bask in happiness, it is really a lack of beating!

Last month, I was on a business trip with two colleagues and had to walk across the street to get a car, so we were about to cross the road. But at this time, I suddenly felt very irritable and had a strong thought, I didn't want to go on a business trip, I couldn't go on a business trip...... At that time, the red light was about to pass, and my colleague reminded me to pass, and I became even more irritable, and the thought became, I can't cross the street, I must not cross the street at this time, or I will die...... This thought was so strong that it seemed to be engraved in my mind, and I became more irritable with every step, and in the end, I couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to slow it down. The two colleagues went directly along the flow of people, but just halfway through, a car suddenly rushed out and hit people when they saw them, and my two colleagues happened to be hit, and then they were run over by the wheels that came over...... At that time, there was blood in one place, and several people died, including the two colleagues, and I, the irritability in my heart suddenly disappeared, and the voice disappeared......

Hearing this, I nodded sincerely, "Your life is really good." He didn't show any expression and went on.

It's only been a few days since this incident, and I went on a business trip somewhere, just in time for their festival there, so I stopped by to see a fireworks display. No one expected that the fireworks show broke down and caused a fire, at that time, due to the flow of people, the fire was too fierce, many people did not escape, I was standing near the door, the first group to escape.

I said, "That's good, it proves once again that you have a great life, and you are looking for just the right position......

He paused, a few drops of cold sweat oozed from his forehead, and his voice suddenly became trembling, "If that's the case, I won't be so afraid, I'm standing close to the door, but the door is locked, I remember very clearly, a few drunks want to pass through there, and kicked the door several times, the door didn't move, but, after the fire started, I subconsciously pushed the door with both hands, and the door opened as if it had never been locked......"

Lao Sun said, "Maybe who opened the door outside?" ”

He shook his head and said, "No, the door is locked from the inside, a chain with an iron lock attached to it, and there is no possibility of opening it from the outside. ”

I was stunned, but the old grandson was not shocked, and then asked, "Is there anything else?" ”

He continued: "When I came back from this business trip, I went to the temple to put incense sticks, donated some incense money, and asked for a peace charm. I thought I would be calm, but when I was donating incense money, I saw an old monk who said to me, "Let me not walk alone recently, let alone copy the path, otherwise...... When he said it, he shook his head and acted like a fortune teller, which made me hard to believe...... Oh, Mr. Sun, I'm not talking about you, really, I, I'm ......"

Lao Sun doesn't care, these years, fortune tellers are equivalent to superstition and liars, Lao Sun has been misunderstood many times, he has already practiced a body of copper walls and iron bones, the general ridicule of him does not care, unless you laugh at him and beat him and then do not give money, then he cares more.

Seeing that Lao Sun really didn't care, the man continued: "Although I don't believe it, I still feel hairy in my heart, and there are fewer people when I go down the mountain, I am single, and I really want to find someone to be a companion." At that time, the sky was overcast, and it rained after a while, and the road down the mountain was very steep and even more rugged. At that time, there was a small road, which was covered with dry grass, which seemed to be easier to walk, and it was relatively close to the foot of the mountain. At that time, I thought of the monk's words and hesitated, but the rain became heavier and heavier, and I felt a sense of guilt, so I walked this path. As I walked, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, as if I couldn't see the surrounding scenery clearly, it was raining, although it was very gloomy, but it was still early before dark, and the visibility would definitely not be so low. At this time, I remembered the monk's words again, and I regretted it very much, and wanted to turn back and walk the original mountain road, but I had already walked a third of the way, and if I turned back now, it is estimated that I would not be able to go down the mountain after dark. At that time, I was scared and running, thinking about getting out of here quickly, maybe someone in front of me might be able to say, but as I ran, I felt that this road was so evil, I was obviously running down, how did I feel so tired, it seemed to be going up, and the front foot was clearly higher than the back foot, it was definitely a posture to go up the mountain...... You know how devastated I was? I think the old monk's words have come true, I really shouldn't have taken this path, maybe I confessed to the mountain that day...... But I couldn't do anything, it was pitch black, and it was raining, and I couldn't see any direction, so I ran in one direction, and I ran and ran, and suddenly I tripped over a big rock, and fell to the ground with a pop, and when I got up, oh my God, guess what I saw? ”

Seeing his surprised look, I had no choice but to interact with him, "What did you see, the snake, the thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, the female ghost who went to the grave, or the scholar who smoked......"

He glared at me, very dissatisfied, but did not make a fuss, and then said: "In front of me, it turned out to be a cliff, and my feet are standing on the edge of the cliff, as long as I take one more step, it will be doomed, I screamed in fear, and the stones under my feet fell down, and I could not hear any echo at all, and the cliff should be bottomless......"