Chapter 54: The female ghost Ye Xiaoman
Zhang Cheng retched a few times, wiped his mouth, and said with a dark face: "Then according to what you say, there is pressure money in your body, even if you get on me, it's not like you can't get out?" ”
Ye Xiaoman wrinkled his nose and said with some distress: "I'm a ghost, others can't touch me, but I can't touch others either, only when I get on your body, can I find a way to take out the pressure money." ”
"Oh...... So you're trying to use my body against your body. Zhang Cheng thought about it and felt that this logic was a bit confusing.
Ye Xiaoman's eyes were full of pleading, "Little brother, you can help me, anyway, your body is not very good, not to mention ugly and short, and your figure is ugly, I will help you find a good ...... after you go out."
Ye Xiaoman thought for a while and added, "Find you someone as handsome as Xie Xian!" ”
Watt?
The black line in Zhang Cheng's head, Lao Tzu dignified Jiangcheng Wu Yanzu, was actually said to be like this! Are you worthy of your conscience!
"Pull it down! I am an original and genuine product, not to mention Xie Xian, even if Nicholas Tse comes, I won't change it! ”
Ye Xiaoman was puzzled: "Who is Nicholas Tse?" ”
"Xie Xian's son ......"
"What? My idols have sons! Ye Xiaoman's expression seemed to be a little disappointed.
"Eldest sister, you've been dead for more than fifty years, so it's okay to be troublesome? Still thinking about chasing stars? Zhang Cheng was speechless.
Ye Xiaoman snorted and suddenly asked, "What did you mean just now...... Is this your own body? Didn't you borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul? ”
"Nonsense! I've been using this body for almost 20 years. ”
"Impossible!" Ye Xiaoman exclaimed: "After a person dies, it is impossible for the soul to continue to exist in one's own corpse, and you can only use other people's corpses to borrow corpses to revive the soul, why do you ......?"
Zhang Cheng shrugged his shoulders, "How do I know, maybe Lord Yama saw that I was handsome and couldn't bear to accept me." ”
"How is this possible!" Ye Xiaoman glanced at him, "The reincarnation of life and death is the avenue of heaven and earth, even Lord Yama has no right to interfere, if everyone is like you, then the Yin Si will not be messed up!" ”
"Huh? Didn't you say you've been stuck here since you died? How do you know this? ”
"When a person dies, he knows it, and he knows it naturally."
Zhang Cheng scratched his head and asked, "What you said God knows, is it that there is a lot of information suddenly in your head, but you can't see it clearly, and from time to time you pop up two ......?"
"No, it's not." Ye Xiaoman said strangely: "God knows very little content, that is, to explain the reincarnation avenue and urge the newly deceased to go to the Yin Si to die, not the situation you said." ”
Zhang Cheng sighed, it seems that he is really special enough, he used to think that everyone would have these things in their heads after death, but now he knows that this is not the case at all.
Without this information, Zhang Cheng might have fed the flies now, with the guidance of the information, he not only successfully "survived", but also had skills that he could not have imagined before his death, which shows the preciousness of this information.
And until now, the information he had read was only a few, which was just a drop in the ocean compared to the huge amount in his mind.
It's like knowing that you have a huge sum of money in the cupboard, but you don't have the key, and it's a bit crazy.
Ye Xiaoman looked at Zhang Cheng and pondered, his two big eyes were also full of curiosity, and he couldn't help but ask, "Can you tell me...... How did you die? ”
"Uh......" Zhang Cheng's face was a little embarrassed, and he coughed twice and said, "Play games and play dead ......"
"Playing games?" Ye Xiaoman thought for a while, nodded and said, "In the past, there were children in our village who fell into the dung pit and drowned when they were playing hide and seek, so to speak...... Are you a drowning ghost? ”
Zhang Cheng almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, but thinking that Ye Xiaoman didn't even have a computer when he died, her concept of games stayed in the era of glass balls and rolling hoops.
"I'm a pervert, I fell down and drowned when I peeked at my sister paper squatting in the thatched house." Zhang Cheng squeezed his eyes, glanced at Ye Xiaoman's slightly bulging chest, and said with a wicked smile.
"Color...... Pervert? Sure enough, Ye Xiaoman's face changed instantly, his white clothes moved, and he floated out far back.
"Don't mess around! Be careful, I'll go to Lord Yama and sue you! ”
"Hehe...... Zhang Cheng rubbed his hands, "Peony flowers die, and ghosts are also ......"
"Don't ......" Ye Xiaoman looked like he was about to cry in fright, "I shouldn't have scared you just now, I was wrong...... Please don't ......"
Zhang Cheng secretly laughed at this little female ghost who was really innocent, and believed whatever she said, but looking at its frightened appearance, she couldn't bear to continue to tease it.
"Okay, I'll tease you, come, ask you something serious."
Ye Xiaoman seemed to be very vigilant, and he didn't want to approach at all, and said loudly: "I have nothing to say to the pervert, you can go quickly!" ”
"Let's go?" Zhang Cheng smiled lightly: "If I leave, who will help you get the body out." ”
"Huh?" Ye Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, his eyes widened, "Are you willing to help me?" ”
"Of course, but I have one condition!"
"Conditions?" Ye Xiaoman looked at Zhang Cheng, "Don't even think about it, I, Ye Xiaoman, would rather be trapped here all the time, and I won't agree to your dirty requests!" ”
"If you don't do it, forget it." Zhang Cheng shrugged his shoulders and said indifferently: "Then you can stay here honestly, I'll go!" ”
Seeing that Zhang Cheng really turned around, Ye Xiaoman bit his lip and said hurriedly: "Wait!" You...... You first state the conditions and listen. ”
"Hehe...... Zhang Cheng stopped proudly, stretched out his finger and pointed to the pool not far away, "I can help you take out the pressure money, but ...... It's all mine. ”
"What?" Ye Xiaoman's eyes widened, he looked at Zhang Cheng in disbelief, and stammered: "I didn't expect you to be not only a pervert, but also a pervert...... Not even my corpse. ”
"Can't speak!" Zhang Cheng said angrily: "I'm talking about that pool of water!" ”
"Water?" Ye Xiaoman asked inexplicably: "What is the use of you wanting this pool of water?" ”
"I need the yin energy inside." Zhang Cheng did not hide it.
"Yin Qi?" Ye Xiaoman drifted closer and asked in surprise, "You...... Can you absorb yin energy? ”
"Isn't that weird?"
"Of course it's weird!" Ye Xiaoman looked at Zhang Cheng like a monster, "Are you already a ghost?" Only powerful ghosts can directly absorb yin qi! ”
"You don't have to worry about this, in a word, do it or not!" Zhang Cheng hugged his arms, he didn't know what a ghost was, so he simply didn't explain.
"Good!" Ye Xiaoman glanced at him deeply and nodded, "I'm just a ghost, this pool of water is of no use to me, as long as you are willing to help me, no matter whether it succeeds in the end or not, this pool of water is yours." ”
Aren't you talking nonsense! Zhang Cheng rolled his eyes, Your corpse is soaking in the pool, if you don't get rid of it first, how can I absorb the yin qi.
Although he suffered a small loss just now, Zhang Cheng was still sure in his heart.
I have a lot more strength now, and I am not afraid of being injured, as long as I can still move, I can recover quickly when I go out and breathe some yang energy.
Just do it, Zhang Cheng stopped talking to Ye Xiaoman, turned around and strode towards the pool.