Chapter 0070 - The stolen tools were put into the steamer
The three viscera raised their eyes to look at the demon, but they were happy in their hearts, this demon had a single horn on his head, a green indigo face, big round eyes, and a long tongue stretched out from time to time to lick his nostrils.
"King, we are monks sent by the Tang Dynasty to the west to learn scriptures, and we saw the mansion of the dead that the king lit up, and we didn't find anyone, so we took our clothes and put them on, which is not a theft." The three organs argued strongly.
The demon shouted, "Bah! Bold Tang Seng, there is a way to steal without telling it, you wear it without the permission of the master, isn't it stealing? ”
Sanshu quibbled: "Amitabha, king, the poor monk stole a few of your clothes. But if you really want to talk about it, it is also the king that you calculate us in front, this manor and clothes are obviously bait, if you really want to ask about the crime of stealing, it is also you who calculate people in front, everything is about a cause and effect, even if you go to see the officials and poor monks and apprentices, they are not afraid of the king. ”
The monkey also agreed: "Yes, it is you, the old demon, who calculates people first." ”
The demon king laughed and said, "Stealing is stealing, and people get stolen goods, who will go with you to see the official." I have long heard that after eating a piece of Tang Seng's meat, the white hair turns black, and the teeth regenerate, but today you are uninvited, what a great creation! The little ones, push these four monks down, wash the basa and clean it on the steamer. ”
The little demon took the three viscera masters and apprentices to the back hole to wash, this little demon also tried his best, washed hard with hot soup, and washed the dust and mud on their masters and apprentices all the way, and when they were about to go to the pot, the three viscera said to the little demon: "Good and good, you monsters are really from the small village, and each one is exquisite." ”
The little demon asked: "Monk, what you said is wrong, our little demon is indeed a little demon transformed into a mountain and a wilderness, but our king has a heel, why don't you pay attention to it?" ”
The three organs said: "Your king descends from the sky, this poor monk knows, but do you ever know what your king did before he went to heaven?" ”
The little demon was stunned for a moment and asked, "Well, I haven't known about this, do you monks know?" ”
Wukong, Bajie, and Lao Sha also came to their senses, and their eyes widened and waited for the master to tell a story. The three organs said to the little demon unhurriedly: "Little king, you don't have to rush to the steamer first, first empty the poor monks for two or three days to clear their stomachs and intestines, and it is not too late to clean up the filth in the stomach and poop before putting it into the pot, this is the way to eat in large households." ”
The little demon tilted his head and thought about it, and said: "It sounds a little reasonable, but the king explained that it was going to be steamed in the pot, but we didn't dare to delay the time." ”
Sanshu said: "Then go directly to the pot!" Anyway, the king of your family is not particular. ”
The little demon didn't care, and carried the four masters and apprentices to the cauldron, and one of the little demons said: "We mainly eat Tang Seng, those three are incidental, let Tang Seng go first!" As he spoke, he put the three internal organs on the first layer, then the old pig with a lot of meat, followed by the sand pus, and the top layer was the dry and thin Sun Wukong.
"This sick ghost with bones outside doesn't have two taels of meat on him, but he takes advantage of his companions, otherwise he won't be able to get on the steamer."
Wukong scolded: "You little demons know a lot, Lao Sun Di has lost a little weight, but the meat tendons are chewy, why can't you get on the steamer?" ”
The little demon said: "You little monk is misunderstood, I have been a chef for some years, you thin is best fried and eaten, fried in the oil pan crispy and browned, and it tastes good." ”
"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and buckle the lid!" Sun Wukong also felt that what the little demon said was reasonable, and urged angrily.
After the lid of the steamer was fastened, the four masters and apprentices steamed the sauna again. This monster's cage drawer is specially for steaming people, the space is large enough, the three organs adjusted a comfortable posture to lie down, and I feel that the golden wire mesh on my body imprisons the mana in my body, and it won't take long to steam it. Then he turned up and asked, "Apprentices, are you okay?" ”
"Master, Lao Sun is fine." The monkey stole the peach, stole the imperial wine, and swallowed the golden pill of Laojun, and he was not even afraid of the Liuding Shenhuo of Bagua Road, and this ordinary steamer was naturally not afraid.
"Master, I'm almost there."
"I'm choking enough, too."
Lao Sha and Lao Zhu don't have mana support, and their bodies are not much stronger than ordinary people, and I'm afraid it won't take long to get fully cooked.
The three internal organs are not afraid, in addition to the referral of magic skills, he also has the internal strength of martial arts, the stinking heavenly technique, and the dragon elephant praruo skill of cultivating the chakra, and the black qi in the body can break the golden wire net of the monster by breaking the black qi in the body surface. Even without these, his current body has completed the first four turns, and his muscles, bones, skin, and internal organs have all been exercised to the realm of King Kong, so he is naturally not afraid of this.
But Lao Zhu and Lao Sha couldn't ignore it, and quietly forced out the black gas to protect Lao Sha and Lao Zhu. Then he said, "Okay, I'll tell you a story and turn your attention so you don't feel any pain." ”
"Master, what story do you want to tell?" The old pig noticed that the heat of the steamer was cut off at once, and immediately became energetic.
"I'll tell you the story of this cow spirit." As soon as the three organs said this, even the little demons who were adding firewood, fanning the wind, and burning the fire outside were interested, and pricked up their ears to listen.
"There is a saying called 'Taoism is virtuous and ignorant and ignorant is clear', which means that Taoist Xuanmen pays attention to heels and qualifications, but there are four necessary conditions for becoming Taoist after entry, called Fa, Lu, land, and wealth. It is said that there must be methods for cultivating the Tao, and you cannot practice blindly; There should also be colleagues to exchange experiences and insights, solve doubts on the road, and make progress together; Of course, there must also be a suitable cultivation dojo, which is the root of the 36 Caves and Seventy-two Blessed Lands of the Heavens; In addition to these, the ultimate point is to have money, and alchemy and alchemy all cost money to buy.
This cow spirit was not originally a cow, but a child of a large family, his father was a general of the imperial court, and he sacrificed his life for the country in the battlefield, and in the end he only sent back a pair of bones. The wife of the family was disheartened and went with her husband, and the child of the family was called Qingniu, and she also saw through the world, and then dismissed the family slaves, and entered the Xuanmen Cultivation with the family wealth.
The master of Qingniu worship is Li Changgeng, Tai Bai Xing, and the three junior disciples of the same door follow the master to refine the pill in this Jindou Mountain, Li Changgeng first refined a gourd of silver pills that came out of the furnace in 7749 days, and then refined the gold pill that could only be baked in 9981 days. After the Dan was completed, Li Changgeng asked the eldest apprentice Qingniu to be responsible for collecting the Dan, and the Qingniu secretly exchanged a stone for a silver pill and a gold pill, and secretly took it himself.
Later, Li Changgeng gave the two gourd gold and silver pills to the queen mother, and the queen mother found two stones when she poured out the gold and silver pills, and she annoyed Li Changgeng. This Li Changgeng pinched his fingers and knew that it was Qingniu who stole his Dan, and when he came back, he really turned Qingniu into a cow.
Later, Taishang Laojun went down to preach, and when he met this green ox, he let it be a mount. After following Lao Jun, Qingniu ignited his house and swallowed it into his belly. ”
The old pig said: "I see, this old cow has an obsession in his heart, maybe he doesn't think stealing is a big deal, and he has been hating Li Changgeng in his heart for punishing him too much." ”
When the monkey heard this, he also grinned and said: "My grandson is also a monkey with unclean hands and feet, if he hadn't been practicing with the monkey body, I'm afraid he wouldn't have been beaten back to his original form by the Rulai and jade belts." But Lao Sun didn't have any obsession, although I stole it, but I didn't have any dissatisfaction with the punishment. ”
"Wukong is right, the first time I saw you at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, I was moved by your eyes, and I couldn't help but fall in love with you, a little monkey."
Sanshu said: "Now that I think of what you looked like at that time, the heart of the teacher is sour and uncomfortable, the monkey's head is covered with moss, the ears are stuffed with mud, and the nostrils are full of grass. You monkey has no character at all, and you still grinning silly. ”
Wukong said: "Master, you don't know, Lao Sun also traveled to Nanganbu Continent back then, but he learned how to get along with people, if he was patient, he didn't fight back and scolded him, but in the end, he was angry and angry, but he beat and scolded people, but Lao Sun never had any troubles." ”