Chapter 0054 is just not to give face
"Master, you didn't smoke before, why do you keep smoking one after another now?" Lao Sha led the horse, and he was choked by the smoke from the three organs and only coughed.
The three organs took another hard breath and spit out a thick smoke ring: "Ha~......, Master, what I smoke is not a cigarette, it's loneliness!" You don't understand. β
Sha Pubao said: "Master, Lao Sha understands that since ancient times, emperors have been called lonely and widowed, and all of them are lonely lords, even if there are three thousand beauties in the harem, they can't soothe the lonely heart of the king." Master, you are now majestic and domineering, and you are majestic, but our senior brothers dare not talk to you casually, for fear that one will anger you and incur irreparable consequences. In this way, you are not lonely who is lonely? β
"Ahem!" The three organs coughed dryly, patted Lao Sha's bald head, and said: "Lao Sha, they all said that you were a pus, but I didn't expect your mind to be quite delicate." Actually, Master, I am a very easy-going person, how many of you brothers try to scold Master a few words, and see if it will make Master angry? I can assure you that even if Master is angry, it is fake. β
Bajie moved the flat shoulder on his shoulder, turned around and said, "Master, if you are really lonely, go smoking!" We really don't dare to talk more, there is a way to accompany the king like a tiger, the master and apprentice are like a father and son, and the majesty of the father is also untouchable. β
Wukong also came back and said, "Yes, if Master can't relieve his loneliness if he smokes, then it's okay to drink some wine." Lao Sun also discovered a secret, if this person keeps his mouth shut, his cultivation realm will grow much faster, and his psychological maturity will also be much faster. Like the current grandson, he feels old, and when he thinks back to the past, he was like a child, and he was really naΓ―ve of his grandmother. β
Looking at the three viscera, Sun Wukong still looks like a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy, and he is a thin ghost who is no more than four feet tall, with many muscles and few bones. The heart said that this monkey is also a bad thing, and I don't know if I was right or wrong to let him turn into a human shaper in the first place, it would have been fine if he had put on a monkey skin, but now it is a whole monkey with the fur peeled, and it is also ugly.
Look at Zhu Bajie again, nine feet tall, big shoulders and round waist, big ears, no matter how you look at it, he is a majestic man, especially the square appearance, but also a table of talents, straw belly is a proper noble family. couldn't help but secretly say: This old pig transformation is the most successful, and a tamping of naan bran has become a dignified husband.
There is also Sha Wujing Sha Pusa around him, this is not bad, Zhang Er's height, indigo face and red eyebrows, full of beard, really like a fierce god, on the battlefield, he is also a fierce general like Zhang Fei and Li Kui.
Let's go! The monkey is right, grandpa, if I am lonely and can't get rid of it, I can drink some wine. I grabbed a bottle of Moutai from the bowl and took a sip on the bottle, the hot feeling slipped from my throat to my heart, and my head became dizzy, and the loneliness was really a little less.
The dizzy three organs were confused on the horse, but they said that they were in a hurry to get to the front of the mountain temple, and they were in a hurry, and it was still early in the morning, and the three organs were confused and did not pay attention to the temple and continue to go west.
Seeing that they met the mountain gate and did not enter, they had to jump out of a day wandering god to stop Jiedi, and whispered two words. When he heard this, he was in a hurry, and in the end, he didn't dare to disobey the Bodhisattva's orders, and hurriedly appeared to block Sun Xing, who was opening the way.
This time it was the Northern Revelation that came down, and he didn't dare to change the Mengren, but Wukong still didn't have a good face, "What the hell are you trying to do with this hairy god?" β
Jiedi said: "Great sage, there are meritorious results in this temple. But he didn't know that the biggest achievement of the monkey at this time was to serve a good master, and any merit of learning from the scriptures was a fart to him.
Sure enough, the Great Sage picked up the stick and hit it, and was revealed to roll on the ground three times before dodging, but he was already frightened and his face was blue. Busy in the air, I don't dare to make small movements.
Wukong stopped and went back to report to Master, "Master, just now I revealed that these four courtyards have meritorious results to be gained, so please decide whether we should live in them or continue to travel west." β
The three organs glanced at the mountain gate in a daze, but they couldn't see anything, so they asked, "Go and see what kind of temple it is?" β
Bajie put down his burden and ran over to take a look and replied, "Master, the name is Baolin Temple." β
Sanshu hesitated, thinking that the king of the black chicken country was just a small state city-state, and it was not even comparable to a township in the Tang Dynasty. How much imperial energy can such a king have, don't want the benefits of this sesame seed!
The three organs said: "Keep going, since this is a temple built by pardon, it is not far from the city, let's go to the city to live." β
Wukong immediately reopened the way, but he left behind the arrangement that had been designed long ago. No matter how anxious the day and night wandering gods are, and how anxious the heavenly revelations are, there is just no way.
The three organs were confused, but they thought: This is the benefit of grasping the initiative in your hands, you dare to play grandpa, you must be good-looking.
But it was said that Manjushri Bodhisattva, after getting the information, sneered: Disobedience will make you unable to cross the city.
The four masters and apprentices entered the royal city, did not stay in the store, did not look for an inn, but went straight to the palace, Wukong went to call the door according to the rules, and said to the ambassador of the pavilion: "The holy monk of the Tang Dynasty of the Tang Dynasty went to the west to worship the living Buddha and seek the truth. β
When Huangmen Guan heard that it was the royal brother and holy monk from the Great Heavenly Dynasty, he didn't dare to slack off and hurriedly enter the court to report.
After a short time, he heard the rumor, Wukong brought Wen Mu into the hall alone, but Lao Sha did not enter.
Wukong went to the golden palace and looked at the king on the dragon bed, but found that everyone had the same emperor and dragon might, so he accepted his arrogance, bowed down and sang: "Meet Your Majesty, I am a monk sent by the Son of Heaven of the Tang Dynasty to the West Heaven to worship the Buddha and learn scriptures. β
The king on that seat is really a demon king transfiguration, and he has been deliberately embarrassed by the decree of Manjushri Bodhisattva, and he saw his face sink: "Why don't you monk tell the truth, Dongtu Datang is a long way to get here, and demons are everywhere, did you come alone?" But what else? β
Wukong said: "There is also my master and two junior disciples waiting outside the court, if Your Majesty picks a ceremony to announce that they will come in to worship and worship." β
"Xuan!"
The three organs had no choice but to enter the Golden Palace, as soon as he came in, the weather was different, and the identity of the royal brother of the Son of Heaven of Shangbang immediately washed away the little imperial anger of the demon king, Wukong had no restraint, and shouted to the above: "Please also ask Your Majesty to change the official documents, don't miss the time of the scriptures." β
The king was furious and shouted to Wenwu: "Bold, my country has no dealings with you, and I have not called you a minister, why is it so rude?" Someone will take down these wild monks for me. β
Sun Wukong didn't panic, and made a fixation method to fix all the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty, and he couldn't move a single bit, and urged again: "Please change the official document Your Majesty." β
The demon king couldn't suppress it any longer, got up and left the dragon bed, grabbed the saber of the samurai in front of the first hall, and personally hit Wukong.
"Humph!"
Wukong snorted coldly, shook his hand is a black light, the soap reins flew out and tied the king, the black gas invaded the body, and the mana could not be controlled, but it was a green-haired lion. The soap reins are the gold rope that the three organs have re-refined, and now it has become a black rope, with a black gold ring at the top, which is being put on the neck of the green-haired lion at this time, but this end is grasped in Wukong's hand, and the black gold ring is a little smaller when you pull it back.
Then Wukong untied the Wenwu Fixation Method and said: "Your king is a goblin illusion, which one is the prime minister of the dynasty, dare to come out and replace the king to change the official documents." β
The prime minister of Zuoban dared to come out tightly, tremblingly covered the jade seal of the black chicken country, and returned it with both hands.
Wukong said, "Someone will arrange a post house accommodation for me and others." β
The prime minister didn't dare to refuse, so he hurriedly ordered someone to bring the three visceral masters and apprentices to the pavilion, and they were entertained with good wine and food.
Just as they led the lion to the post house, Manjushri arrived in a hurry and begged for the lion: "Manjushri has seen the holy monk, and this animal is my mount." β
The three organs didn't dare to hold it up, and replied, "Meet the Bodhisattva, may I ask what you mean by coming?" β
Manjushri said, "He also came by order, can I take it back and ask the Buddha for my sins?" β