Chapter III: Eliminating Pornography and Cracking Down on Non-Piracy
Bubble tea shops, dangerous areas for single dogs, and areas with a high frequency of couples...... When Zhou Cheng and Jiang Hailan sat in this shop, people who knew Jiang Hailan were shocked: Am I rubbing Zhou Cheng so slippery?
However, these two people did not talk to each other about their life ideals at all, Jiang Hailan stared coldly at the pedestrians outside the window, looking like night owls walking at night......
Zhou Cheng stared at the girl outside the window cheaply, looking like a stallion in heat......
"Okay, pretending to be a couple, won't our weird way of getting along really arouse suspicion?" Zhou Chengbei looked at Jiang Hailan with a smile, "Shouldn't we hug and kiss?"
"Oh. Jiang Hailan looked at him with the eyes of a dead man, "I have no experience, and I am actually not the best candidate for the plan of pretending to be a couple." ”
"But you're the only girl in high school among us...... Two men pretending to be a couple will cause panic, okay......"
Jiang Hailan acquiesced and continued to look out the window...... Suddenly, his pupils shrank, and his voice was cold: "The target appears." ”
"The goal has emerged...... Then it's time for me to do my acting skills. Zhou Chengbei smiled and nodded, "Begin?"
Jiang Hailan whispered "um...... Then he slapped him in the face and said clearly: "Scumbag." Then he brushed his sleeves away, and his back was resolute.
Zhou Cheng lowered his head and trembled, as if he had just lost his son in middle age......
The wandering who was watching the performance in the back had a complicated expression: "...... Strong and invincible, grandma won't help you, how many girls have you been slapped by such a hanging acting skill?!"
Zhou Cheng also got up to leave, sobbing before leaving...... I nodded secretly in my heart, yes, my acting skills have improved again
In the distance, a blue man with a mixed accent of Funan and Guan Xi was selling his products to passers-by: "Classmate, do you know about the number theft service?"
"Classmate, do you want to replace someone else's life?"
"Classmate, I'm really not a liar......"
The above is the result of the translation, and you can make up the ghost animal version of the accent in your own brains......
However...... Business is dismal, and the few who rely on forced sales are still relying on forced sales......
The hooded man once again felt regional discrimination...... Is there something wrong with the TMD accent!!!The four ordinary hairs that are even shrunk evenly!Why can't Sen Limen understand?!
"Wait, there's another person up ahead!" The hooded man's eyes suddenly lit up, "this decadent back, this drooping head, this dragging footsteps...... This thing, apparently just fallen out of love!! Life is not satisfactory!"
"Wait...... Even this kind of dick has ever been in love...... "The hooded man calmed down...... Then the mind was struck by a critical blow.
"Blue Skinny ......" The hooded man patted his face and cheered himself up, "No matter!
Zhou Cheng, who had a decadent back, a drooping head, and a dragging footstep in front of him, was reflecting on himself...... "Hell, why haven't you rushed up to sell me a stealing number plug-in?!! according to the information, isn't he specifically looking for a dick who has an unsatisfactory life?
The hooded man finally rushed forward and patted Zhou Cheng: "Lianlian, do you know about the number theft service?"
"Get out!" Zhou Cheng shouted angrily, "Let Lao Tzu be quiet for a while!"
"Ah......" the hooded man smiled wisely, "it's because of that girl just now......"
"......" Zhou Cheng was silent, and shouted angrily again, "Tell you to get out!"
"Can be four...... Occasionally there is a way to make her fat......" The hooded man tried to show a seductive smile, but the accent ruined the painting style in minutes......
“...... Let's hear it?" Zhou Cheng showed a hooked expression, complaining in his heart that brother, you are not professional enough to cheat money...... Playing a guy who is about to take the bait as professionally as I am comes from my years of experience in deception......
I don't really understand where his pride is......
"Hey, hey, hey...... All you have to do is ...... Accept my number theft skills, and you'll be able to do it again!"
After being silent for a long time, Zhou Cheng nodded: "Okay!"
A faint stream of golden data flew out of the hooded man's palm and drilled into Zhou Cheng's forehead, Zhou Cheng opened his eyes, revealing that he had a chance to get a chance and embarked on the road of hanging, excited and ecstatic. The hooded man looked, nodded, and turned to leave. Before leaving, he suddenly turned around: "Oh, by the way, if you want to invade the body where there is already a number thief living in it, then you can't drive him out, so don't look for someone who has already been stolen when you steal the number." ”
Zhou Cheng led the other party to an invisible place, took out a bottle of Coke, and showed a cheap smile......