The old driver of the pudding, I was caught off guard by a drift, and almost didn't throw me off the Autumn Famous Mountain, I think since you don't care about this girl's family, if my old man is still grinding, it seems that I am hypocritical.

So I cheekily said, "That's what you said, then I'm asleep!" ”

I hugged a quilt, lay on the spot, ready to go to the dream with Lao Lu's little granddaughter to have a candlelight dinner, after the full meal we held small hands, warm stroll by the lake, I call her "Menggu", she calls me "Menglang".

But as soon as I lay down, Pudding kicked me up and yelled at me, "You don't take a shower at night?" ”

I said with an unhappy face: "I didn't bring a change of underwear, doesn't this mean that it is washed in vain?" ”

Pudding pointed to the cabinet under the TV and said, "There are some for sale there, 59 yuan a piece." ”

I muttered in my heart: "Damn, it costs 59 yuan a piece of torn underwear, why don't you just drill into my crotch and grab it!" ”

But I'm not embarrassed to say this in my heart, thinking that 59 is 59, no matter how you wear a pair of underwear, it won't hurt your muscles and bones, don't be embarrassed in front of the girl. So I tore off the trademark of the sky-high price panties and went into the bathroom in a gloomy way.

Bathing is the most amazing thing in the world. You don't want to go in before you wash it, and you don't want to come out after you wash it. The hot water poured on my head, it was so cool, I wished that time would stay at this moment forever.

But when I came back to my senses from the shower, I suddenly found that Pudding's face was pressed against the translucent glass, and he was looking inside, still stealing pleasure as he watched. I angrily yelled, "Pudding, what the hell are you doing!" I didn't let people take a bath! What a hell of a life I met you! ”

Pudding laughed: "I just want to see if this glass really can't see inside, haha!" ”

I was in a bad mood for her at once, and I didn't want to wash it, so I took soap and messed around with my body twice, got dressed, and walked out of the bathroom with a stomach full of anger. The pudding was still there, and I didn't know what she had to enjoy, so I asked her with an unhappy face: "I said, girl, are you okay with your head?" I'm not Peng Yuyan and I'm not Ronaldo, what's there to peek at? Besides, you can watch it, what are you happy about? ”

Pudding covered his mouth and laughed and was about to cramp, and said, "Hey, Mo Laosan, let me ask you, shouldn't a man's silhouette be a "Bu" shape?" I think you're a "1"? You're so small there? ”

You can probably guess what kind of face I had when I heard this......

I walked out to the balcony and lit a large melancholy front door, the smoke choking my tears.

I'm calm.

I'm just thinking about two things:

Do you want to go home.

Do you want to kill yourself.

……

……

The next morning, I went to the beach and came back from four laps, and the pudding was still asleep like an old sow. When she got up, she looked at me in a daze, and asked in surprise, "You get up so early every day?" ”

I said, "The early bird has worms, and the late bird doesn't even have to eat." ”

Pudding gave me a blank look: "I want to quarrel early in the morning, right?" ”

I opened the kettle for boiling hot water, which was not filled with boiling water, but with a warm carton of hot milk, and took out two pieces of fragrant butter bread, and then gave the pudding a white look: "Hurry up and wash your face, and have breakfast." ”

Pudding saw that I had bought her breakfast, so she smiled slightly, and ran to the bathroom like a female monkey to start washing. After breakfast, Pudding and I didn't delay for a moment, went downstairs and took a Didi taxi and went straight to the airport. When I arrived at the gate of the airport, I saw Lao Lu as soon as I got off the bus, he came early in the morning and stood at the door of the ticket hall happily waiting for us.

Lao Lu is different from the past today, not only is he refreshed and ruddy, but he also deliberately changed into an old cadre suit, grinning and beckoning to us happily, just like the director of the Women's Federation going to the countryside to inspect the people's situation. I walked up to him, and when I saw his "village party branch meeting" dress, I couldn't help but want to mock a few words, but when the words came to my lips, I thought about it, people and people were all out of each other, after all, there was a pudding girl standing next to him, so I had to leave some thin noodles for Lao Lu.

Lao Lu and Pudding greeted each other, very polite, both of them are literati, as soon as they meet, they sell each other stinky acid, Lao Lu said that Pudding has "Yang Mi's appearance, Victoria's Secret." Pudding said that Lao Lu has "the courage of Zilong, the wisdom of Wolong." The two flattered each other, and they actually gave birth to the meaning of "seeing each other and hating each other". I said you two don't talk about calves, hurry up, you won't be able to catch the last second-way bus if it's too late. So we took a plane for more than four hours and finally arrived in the Bashu area. (The starting point will be automatically displayed as a CD, in order not to affect the reading experience, the following is replaced by "Bashu region".) ）

According to the agreement between Pudding and Han Benchu, after we got off the plane, we went directly to a teahouse called "Bund 18" to settle down, where he would entertain us for dinner, and by the way, summarize the intelligence of friendly forces from all sides and formulate a feasible plan.

Our car soon arrived at the agreed place, this is an imitation of the old Shanghai style teahouse, the waiters inside are wearing cheongsam, not to mention, there are a few good figures of the waiter walking up the white thighs looming, really fucking eye-catching, so that I and Lao Lu can't help but look a few more times, until the boss lady sitting at the front desk greeted us with a smile, only to completely break this beauty. I don't understand why she has to wear a cheongsam for a woman weighing more than 200 pounds, the waist is as tense as a lasagna, really fucking spicy eyes.

We were led by the waiter to the second floor and into a secret box at the back. Han Benchu was waiting for us inside, and when he saw us coming, he politely shook hands with us and beckoned us to tea.

The four of us gathered here, of course, not to eat and drink, so after a few simple greetings, we got straight to the point and shifted the topic to the matter of "Yin and Yang Pot". So I said to Han Benchu: "Brother, tell us, what's going on with the yin and yang pot?" ”

Although Han Benchu knew that we were here to ask about the Yin-Yang Pot, when he heard these three words again, his face instantly turned pale, and it seemed that the fear of the Yin-Yang Pot had not dissipated from him, and after a long time, he finally slowly spoke: "Since you want to hear it, then don't be afraid of me when I say it......