Delicious Wa people, frogs are coming......

After firmly remembering the rooster eating insect map (dragon country map) drawn on the beach like a ghost drawing symbol in his mind, the mutated golden toad mushroom chose to commit suicide by jumping into the sea without hesitation for the supreme and sacred delicacy in his mind.

"Okay, don't send it, frog, I'll miss you, when you finish eating all the Japanese people, we'll discuss changing the taste and go to other places and countries to eat."

Waving a small handkerchief from the panda cub Xiaotuanzi, standing on the soft and humid beach by the sea, reluctantly bidding farewell to the mutated golden toad mushroom, Si Qingli, who staged a scene of eighteen send-offs, his eyes were full of tears of excitement, and he watched the big red back of the mutated golden toad mushroom slowly turn into a small red dot, and then gradually disappeared on the dark blue sea, until he could no longer see it.

Yes!

Si Qingli, who was sure that he would never see a little red again, immediately threw the small handkerchief from the panda cub Xiao Tuanzi in his hand, and jumped three feet high happily.

Lao Tzu is liberated, Lao Tzu is free, haha, it's really good, I finally fooled that strange mutant golden toad mushroom away.

Lao Tzu really poured eight lifetimes of blood mold, only then did I encounter this strange mutant golden toad mushroom, I can't win the fight, I can't run and run, every day I have to be stuck to the top of my head by its disgusting sticky 502 glue saliva, and I have to be afraid that I will be hungry by the mutated golden toad mushroom, and I will accidentally fill in my teeth.

Finally sent this plague god away, let you go and scourge those Japanese people, they are better than the dragon people anyway.

Dead friends, immortal poor friends, Amen......

The smug villain in his heart folded his hands and silently lit rows of candles for those unlucky Japanese people, and the conscienceless Si Qingli immediately left those Japanese people who were about to be unlucky.

Sent away the plague god mutant golden toad mushroom, and after being excited, Si Qingli was a little dazed for a while, what should he do next?

Think about it, forget it, let's go to the capital according to your original plan, go to the big beauty Tu Jiaojiao and the captain Yuan Zhengtian, maybe when you have the opportunity in the future, you can find your girlfriend Zuo Yilan who doesn't know which human gathering area you went to, and your elderly parents.

Especially his elderly parents, they have no news at all so far, and they don't even know whether they are dead or alive, and it is impossible for Si Qingli not to worry about it.

Although he has grown from a five-year-old small body to a teenager of about 15 years old, he is almost exactly the same as when he was 15 years old, as if he was reborn again.

But he can't hold on to this 15-year-old skin forever, people always have to grow up, and his half-crippled biological brain that he has to spend energy every day to raise, Si Qingli feels that he still has too many things to do, and he really can't waste any more precious time here.

Now the place where I am is a famous tourist attraction in Donghai Province, the Pearl Coastline, and the nearest city from here is Blue Island City.

There is a good news that makes Si Qinglin very happy, that is, Blue Island City has not fallen in the increasingly fierce zombie virus.

The people of Blue Island City worked together to repel and clean up waves of zombies, protecting the entire Blue Island City like a big iron bucket.

Si Qingli's current destination is to go to Blue Island City, which is still a human-controlled area.

Blue Island City is a famous coastal city, with a long coastline, in the outbreak of the zombie virus, this is also a natural advantage of the protection line, at least now there has never been a zombie seafood in the sea, this side of the sea does not have to make so much effort, make it like a big fortress, to resist the endless zombie group.

On the road along the coastline, Si Qingli found a pair of beach pants that he could wear from the changing room of the beach and put it on his body, and then sucked a pair of old slippers, and walked alone on the road without a person, until he was almost dehydrated from the sun, and was discovered by the border police team patrolling in shifts.

I can't tell these patrolling border police that I was kidnapped by a mutated golden toad mushroom, so I arrived here from the Hanling Forest in a daze, and now the mutated golden toad mushroom has left himself and fled away for the sake of food, even if he really told the truth, others would not believe it.

The documents that can prove his identity have long been lost, and poor Si Qingli was regarded as a smuggler from nowhere by these patrolling border police, and was directly taken back to the police station in Landao City.

The police station in Landao City is now overcrowded, and there is a large area of chaos everywhere, and under the arrangement of the police, Si Qingli, who was alone, was directly stuffed into the end of a long queue nearby.

After waiting in line for two hours, my stomach was growling with hunger, and it was finally Si Qingli's turn.

The middle-aged policeman in front of him, who looked extremely impatient, had an indifferent face, and while tapping on the keyboard on the computer, he didn't raise his eyelids, and said directly: "Report your name, nationality, age, and where did you smuggle in?" ”

Since childhood, he has been a good law-abiding citizen, this is the first time in his life to enter the police station Si Qingli, embarrassedly touched his head, coughed dryly, and said: "My name is Si Qingli, my ID number is 123456789******, 27 years old this year, and now I am a proctologist at Lincheng People's Hospital, I am from Longguo, I am not a smuggler, I am really not a smuggler." ”

"Dragon Country, 27 years old......"

The middle-aged policeman glanced at Si Qingli, who was sitting in front of him, looked at it carefully, and said a word only after half a sound.

"Boy, you have a good look, the age on this household registration is twenty-seven or eighteen, and the person still looks like a fourteen or fifteen-year-old junior high school student, the ID number you just reported, I extracted the information from the household registration database, and it looks really similar, but it is a bit of reverse growth, how can I grow younger and younger, like a fourteen or fifteen-year-old hairy boy."

Boy, let me tell you, you can't find a girlfriend like this, because no woman can tolerate her boyfriend being more tender than herself, and even if she doesn't say that she is in love with mother and son, she will be said to be in love with sister and brother.

So, stinky boy, don't lie, hurry up and report your real name, or I won't have time to rub you off here, and I'll just put you in jail. ”

"What I said is true, mine is indeed Si Qingli himself, uncle policeman, please believe me, by the way, I can verify fingerprints and personal information, and direct DNA comparison is OK."

"Dare to quibble, boy, then you come over and verify your fingerprints and DNA ...... on the spot"

Ten minutes later, with the verification results of 100% matching fingerprints and DNA, the middle-aged policeman rolled his eyes angrily as if he was choked, and said: "It's not stealing, why are you coming to me to line up, reapply for the third window on the left side of the identity certificate, go to the queue yourself, don't delay me in doing things." ”

Holding the 100% matching fingerprint and DNA verification results, Si Qingli once again stood at the back of the long line at the third window on the left side of the reissue of identity certificates.