Chapter 568: Being a human being requires versatility

He Zhichun stood on top of the city tower and could hear Gonggong Bao beside him, screaming "Yinyin, Yinyin" one by one, and a bunch of goosebumps got on his body.

You honestly confess, did you have any special thoughts about Zheng Guanyin back then, otherwise, how could you be so skilled?

No, could it be that her father had something wrong with Zheng Guanyin, so he asked Father-in-law Bao to imitate Prince Yin's voice and wanted to trick her out?

Tsk, no matter how you think about it, it's an indescribable scandal!

Gonggong Bao seemed to see what He Zhichun was thinking, smiled, and whispered: "Your Majesty, if the old slave can sit in this position, he must be proficient in all eighteen martial arts, and he is only a ventriloquist. Back then, the old slave often imitated Wei Gong's voice. ”

He Zhichun is a spirit, could it be that the saint has a wrong mind about Wei Gong.

Bao Gong almost didn't choke to death with saliva, and when he saw He Zhichun's face, he knew that she wanted to be crooked.

It's really crooked, and the wise see wise!

"Back then, the sage often asked the old slave to imitate the voice of Wei Gong and admit his mistakes with him! For example, if the minister is wrong, the minister will never scold you again in the future, Your Majesty...... The minister is wrong, the people are the most important and the king is light, but the saint, you are the Son of Heaven, you must be the heaviest ......"

He Zhichun was speechless, this is simply more than what you think about Wei Gong! Oh my dear father!

While talking to He Zhichun, Gonggong Bao also called out loudly in the intermission, "Yinyin." ”

There is no way, the rain is too heavy, there is no sound, Zheng Guanyin standing at the gate of the courtyard can't hear it!

Zheng Guanyin listened to it several times, and then shouted tremblingly: "Li Lang, it's you, right?" Since you're here, why don't you show up......"

He Zhichun was overjoyed, stabbed Father-in-law Bao, and whispered: "My head has fallen off, and I don't dare to show up in my hand, Yinyin, you don't want to come over, I'm afraid of scaring you." ”

Father-in-law Bao was speechless, aren't you afraid of scaring her when you say this?

God's fucking head fell off.

But who called her Your Majesty, the official level crushed people to death.

Father-in-law Bao resolutely followed what He Zhichun said and said it loudly.

After speaking, he asked in a low voice: "Your Majesty, General Wei Chi cut off his head and slipped it on his hand, but then the old slave personally went to find Zhang Qizuo and sewed his head on, and it won't fall off." ”

He Zhichun rolled his eyes, "Buried in the soil for so long, not to mention that his head has fallen off, his bones are now in sections, besides, what you mended was a corpse, can you sew up his ghost?" ”

Father-in-law Bao wanted to reach out and touch his beard, but he suddenly remembered that he was a father-in-law and had no beard, so he took his hand back in a sneer, "Your Majesty is wise." ”

When Zheng Guanyin heard this, he cried out loud, and sure enough, he stopped moving.

The little soldier lying on the ground pretending to be a corpse breathed a sigh of relief, oh I am a mother, if the woman rushes over, a certain one is lying closest, and she will be stepped on several times first! Although it is pretending to be a corpse, we have never thought of sacrificing our lives for the country!

I don't know if the "blood" on the ground stained his face, and he can't wash it off, Ming'er's little lady's family, but they are going to see him, it's really humble.

"Li Lang, you ......"

He Zhichun hurriedly said: "My lonely wish has not been fulfilled, I have been waiting for you on the Huangquan Road, and I have never been reincarnated." Yinyin, do you remember, what is Lone's favorite flower? ”

Zheng Guanyin wiped his eyes, "Lotus, because Guanyin Lotus sits." ”

Bao Gonggong is a stalk, Your Majesty, we are pretending to be ghosts now, separated by yin and yang, when is it, and you are still flirting with my sister......

"Lone knew that Wu'er was in trouble, so he came to see him and told me that Lone had buried a heavy treasure in the suburbs, and there was a hundred-year-old locust tree on the outskirts of the city, and it was three hundred steps east under the tree. Tone ...... Lone is leaving...... Tone ...... Go to the big pool ......"

Zheng Guanyin didn't speak, and after a long time, she tentatively shouted: "Li Lang, Li Lang ......"

Zheng Guanyin gritted his teeth and ran towards the edge of the big liquid pool.

When Cui Jiu saw it, he hurriedly clapped his hands, "Brothers, withdraw." ”

The group of people on the ground who were pretending to be corpses hurriedly got up and ran away.

Oh my God, our emperor and empress are so terrible that they can even pretend to be ghosts......

Zheng Guanyin ran to the pool, but he didn't see a single figure, and on the small table in the pavilion, there was a pearl.

Zheng Guanyin looked at it and cried, when she wanted to make a phoenix crown, Prince Yin caught the pearl with his own hands and gave it to her.

She grabbed the pearl and ran towards the Xuanwu Gate, but saw that it was empty, none of the previous corpses were gone, and even the blood on the ground was diluted by the rain.

Zheng Guanyin went back to the courtyard and calmed down when he saw Guide who was still trembling under the porch.

"Auntie, you're back, why did you go for so long?"

Zheng Guanyin smiled, "It's nothing, just like A-Niang said, the dye of the craftsman's painting beam was knocked down by the rain, where is the bloodstain." ”

When Guide heard this, he relieved himself, "Auntie, you are all wet, come and change your clothes." ”

Zheng Guanyin nodded, turned his head, looked at the door and smiled sarcastically, Li Tianbao, a fool, did you really think she would believe it?

It is nothing more than knowing that they are short of money for a great cause, after all, if you want to rebel, you have to be able to afford an army, although her son is a sister-in-law in the Cui family, but he is not from a long house, where is there so much money to get a private army.

Do you think there are several He families in the world, and how many He Zhichun are there?

As soon as they were short of money, Li Lang immediately showed up to give them money, which was too much of a coincidence, it was nothing more than trying to trick her into informing her son, and tricking her son into showing up to dig up treasures on the outskirts of the city.

Zheng Guanyin thought, put the round pearl on the table, and then went to change his shirt.

This pearl is the biggest flaw, how many years has she played with the phoenix crown, and at a glance, she knows that this one is the one embedded in the center, which was given to Zheng Mingzhu by her son, but unfortunately the girl was not angry and gave birth to a daughter, leaving no roots.

After Zheng Guanyin changed her shirt, she reached out and picked up the pearl again, and her face suddenly changed, only to see that on the pearl, I don't know when a small crack appeared, she pinched it hard, and saw that the pearl was pinched in half in an instant.

The pearl had been hollowed out in the middle, and inside, there was a small note, which had been yellowed a little, apparently for many years.

She opened it with trembling hands, and the words on it were very small, like a fly's head, but with just one look, she exploded.

It was clearly her husband's handwriting, and it turned out that when he gave her the pearl, he had already left this note.

The treasure buried under the big locust tree was a birthday gift from him to her, and he originally thought that he would wait for the day when she became queen......

Zheng Guanyin looked at it, and his head was already blank.

……

In the dormitory, Cui Jiu pinched He Zhichun's legs, "Ah Qiao, can you really get through that note?" Will Zheng Guanyin believe it? ”

He Zhichun shook his head, "My master is Chu Dengshan, a master of fraud, if this is not good, he will not expel me from the master?" Alas, it is not easy to be an emperor, you need to be versatile! ”

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