Chapter 79, training otaku
"This woman! It's a demon! Xiao Dai's face is red!
"Every day I want to go to bed on time! Wake up on time! Eat on time! If I can't do anything, you will quarrel with me and make me live in peace! She deleted all the games on my computer! Sold all my game accounts! I still have thousands of dollars of props on my account, and I've sold them out! I'm almost selling my computer now! ”
"And my PS4pro! I sold all my XBOX360 too! And all the games I've saved over the years have been thrown away by me! That's how many years of my work! ”
"Now, she asks me to pay attention to my personal hygiene every day, just like my mother! You want me to take a shower and change my underwear every day! I also have to get a haircut once every half a month, and I have to trim my nails every day! Now it's time for me to come and ask you for nail clippers! Do you think I'm miserable? Let me ask you if you are miserable? ”
Looking at Xiao Dai's expression of wanting to hit the wall, Yusuke looked serious and nodded.
But after three seconds, Yusuke's face was really untenable.
"Hahahahaha......"
Laugh down!
"Little Dai...... Little Dai ...... Hahahaha...... I...... Hahahaha...... You wait...... Hahaha......"
Looking at Yu Suke's irrepressible laughter, Xiao Dai's eyes were red: "You Zhu, you are still gloating?" Are you my friend of Xiao Dai? Or is it not? You say! If you laugh at me again, I'll break up with you! ”
Yusuke squatted on the ground and held on to the counter, laughing and smiling, he was about to die!
And at this time, the voice of someone sounded at the door again.
A small girl in such a sportswear walked in: although she was small in stature, her body proportions were so good, especially that face was full of a kind of temptation for men, and it seemed that she couldn't help but attract people's eyes.
Looking at Zhang Chan in sportswear, You Zhu couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva: A succubus is a succubus, even if you don't use the ability to charm, it can make people crazy.
Zhang Chan looked at Xiao Dai and said, "Why do you borrow a nail clipper for so long?" What for? Go back and try on the sportswear I bought for you and go for a morning run with me in a moment! ”
Xiao Dai looked collapsed, turned to look at Zhang Chan and said in a small pleading voice; "It's been a long time since I've gotten up that early...... I don't want to run......"
"Don't want to run?" Zhang Chan sneered: "With your virtue, if you continue to be an otaku, just wait for death!" It's not good to exercise well, are you planning to die young? Hurry up and get back to get your nails cut and change your clothes! I'm here for you! Just go! ”
Xiao Dai looked like he was forced, and left with his head down.
You Zhu looked at Zhang Chan, Zhang Chan stuck out her tongue, looked at You Zhu and said with a smile: "Shock therapy is being used on him, as long as he waits a few more days, he will be restored to his normal state by me." ”
Saying that, he walked directly to Yusuke: "I haven't come to see you in the past few days, it seems that you are doing well, right?" ”
You Zhu looked at Zhang Chan and nodded, "It's okay." Are you training Xiao Dai? ”
"It's a no-brainer to train someone like him, and he doesn't get too deep into it. In fact, his father is the biggest problem: he dotes on this son too much, and finally destroys his son. ”
Yusuke nodded, and then said with some concern: "Then if that's the case......"
"Don't worry!" Zhang Chan seemed to be afraid that You Zhu would misunderstand, and replied eagerly: "Sleeping with me is a disaster for any man: I will involuntarily absorb the yang energy of any man who is close to me, so Xiao Dai has never touched me at all these days, and I will not absorb his yang energy." ”
Yusuke waved his hand and smiled: "I believe this, I just think that if you treat Xiao Dai like this, one day you disappear, won't Xiao Dai be sad?" Although he is complaining now, it is clear that he will accept all this because he likes you, huh? ”
"It's a good problem to solve." Zhang Chan smiled: "One of the reasons why he is passively changing himself now is that he is charmed by me." But because I've been forcing him to do what he least likes to do, once I get rid of this temptation, he doesn't have anything to think of but hate me to death. ”
"In addition, Yusuke probably misunderstands such a thing as an otaku: no matter how beautiful a woman is, it will be fresh to them for a while, and then they will be troubled by troubles."
"Women in real life need to spend money, need to be accompanied, need to be cared for, need to be coaxed, and will need to eat and sleep, and in the future, it will bring all kinds of problems such as mother-in-law, father-in-law, ex-boyfriend, male girlfriend, green hat, etc., which need to occupy most of the time of these otaku, where is there a girl in the virtual world of computers and mobile phones? Turn it on when you need it.,Turn it off when you don't need it.,Call it to come and go as soon as it is called.,Where are so many girls in reality that it's difficult to do? ”
"So, he actually hates me already, but he's just supported by my charm, as long as I don't use my charm ability anymore, I'm afraid he'll run away when he sees me!"
You Zhu smiled and nodded: What Zhang Chan said is indeed true.
An otaku like Xiao Dai, once the novelty passes, when all kinds of responsibilities and troubles come, he must be able to retreat faster than anyone else!
"Well, that's fine, as long as it cheers him up, and then doesn't hurt him in any way."
"Don't worry." Zhang Chan smiled and nodded.
Looking at Zhang Chan who was clinging to her, You Zhu had to admit that even if she didn't use her charm ability, Zhang Chan was also a stunner who turned everyone upside down.
Sensing Yusuke's feelings, Zhang Chan winked at Yousuke, and then said with a smile: "Yusuke, in fact, I want to ask you: you really don't need me...... Is it close to you? Or maybe you still need someone else for this small shop, right? How about I sell you goods while you're away? ”
You Zhu took a deep breath, then spread his hands and said, "Zhang Chan, think about it: if you leave Xiao Dai and come to me, and Xiao Dai is next door, then how will I get along with Xiao Dai and Lao Dai in the future?" Aren't you embarrassed to look at each other? ”
Zhang Chan blinked, sighed and nodded.
"I know what you mean, I'm sure I'll be useful to you in the future. Tianchang City is a big city, and it's too easy to hide a succubus. But you remember: if you want to suck people's essence or something, don't attack good people, only bad people, understand? ”
Zhang Chan nodded, and was about to continue speaking when there was another knock at the door.
This time it was a man in a suit and leather shoes, who looked very bad.