504 Actually, I refused at first
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"Don't fight, don't fight! What are the benefits of flesh-colored panties, whoever says it right, I'll give it to her...... That's why I said don't fight, look at you, this fight went directly from Nantianmen to Penglai East Road, how many innocent people were injured...... Demon! Even if it doesn't hurt people or demons, it's not good to damage the flowers and plants that the gardeners have worked so hard to cultivate...... Ouch I'm cĒo, I just said it, that little goblin turned into P directly, it's crazy, you guys! ā
When Yakumo Murasaki arrived in the square, Yuka Kazami and Suwako Kazami were already in full swing, and the crackling punches and kicks were like a carnival...... Of course, there were also some unlucky people who didn't have time to escape, and they were directly blown to pieces by the aftermath of the battle between the two.
And none of the onlookers dared to step forward to stop them.
But this is also a matter of course, after all, both Kazami Yuka and Suwako are the top masters of Gensokyo, and the battle between the two is almost comparable to a legion-level war, and most of the guests invited by Yakumo Murasaki's birthday party are characters who can't get on the stage, such as the proprietress of the barbecue restaurant, Night Sparrow Misia, the three sisters of Gensokyo's V+ singer group, the harvest waste god Qiu sisters who can only grow rice, and Lumia, who claims to be the only priest in Gensokyo and poses a cross all year round, The little sister who likes to play umbrellas and scary little sisters, and Bai Lili, the cleaner of nature, etc...... Although these guys have certain talents in their respective fields, their combat effectiveness is almost equal to zero, and Yakumo Zi invited them over just to enhance the atmosphere of the banquet and a few more programs, and in this situation, there is obviously nothing to do except onlookers.
Of course, there is also a person who can't get on the stage despite his strength, but he is very hard to follow the butts of the two masters. Screaming with all his might to try to stop the battle, and whenever someone dies in this battle, he will close his eyes and mourn for him for three seconds, and then continue to fight...... This person seems to have become the last conscience of Gensokyo, it is Tang Cheng!
"Ouch, Zimei, your sister Yu is out, this is really good!"
Tang Cheng looked at the six roads with his eyes and listened to all directions, and as soon as he saw Yayun Zi's figure, he immediately seemed to have seen a savior. The butt ran forward, wiping the tears from the corners of her eyes and crying: "Sister Zi, I'm sorry for you!" It's all my fault that a good birthday party has become like this, I'm sorry for you......"
"Wait, wait!" Tang Cheng's attitude made Yakumo Zi a little unable to react, and the smell of onions on her face made her wrinkle her nose instinctively, and then said, "Don't cry in a hurry." Tell me what's going on. ā
Tang Cheng casually threw away the few slices of onions in his hand that had already been pinched open, nodded and said, "This is how things look." As for me, I've been working on a campaign called collecting panties recently......"
"Huh?" Yakumo Zi was stunned for a moment, looked at Yakumo Blue Face, and collected underwear? What kind of perverted activity is this?
"Actually, I was asked to collect panties at first, and I refused. After all, you can't let me collect it, I'll collect it, and the first thing should be to let me try it on. By the way, lick it and see if it fits, if it fits your appetite, Zimei, are you right? Tang Cheng ignored the confusion of the two and patiently explained, "Because I don't want to add some stunts after collecting it, wear one to become a superman on the body, wear seven to summon the dragon god on the body, smell it and refresh it, lick it and be satisfied, it is more luminous than the glowing food, so that other gentlemen will definitely come to scold me, there is no such underwear at all, proving that I am a fake." ā
"So I tried it first, and then after a few days of testing, it was confirmed that there are indeed such underwear, and wearing such underwear after taking a shower, the whole person is more energetic than Superman, licking it every day before going to bed, and even the five girls don't need it, I think it's great, and then I haven't used stunts, because I want other gentlemen to know that the underwear I collect looks like this, and the underwear you collect will look like this."
"So...... Does this have anything to do with their fights? Yakumo Zi's face was dazed, Tang Cheng didn't explain that she was quite clear, but Tang Cheng explained that she was confused, is this script different from her design?
As for the perverted thing like licking panties, there is no need to complain.
"No, no, no, the relationship here is complicated, and it's messy and messy!" Tang Cheng shook his head again and again, and then shook out a pair of underwear from his mouth like a trick...... That's right, you read that right, from the mouth.
Yayun Zi and Yayun Lan didn't know that Tang Cheng had an unscientific black technology prop like a "backpack", and when they saw this scene, they were so frightened that their eyes almost popped out.
"Zimei, look, this is the flesh-colored underwear I've been using every day lately." Tang Xiangxiang put the underwear in front of Yakumo Zi like a baby, and showed, "The color is real, the texture is clear, the texture is smooth, the design is full of humanity, and the most important thing is that it feels like touching a woman's thighs, you won't feel that this is a pair of underwear when you wear it, and even it has an aunt sensor inside, for those confused girls who don't know their menstrual periods, it is simply the most intimate little friend...... Wearing real flesh-colored panties, Mom no longer has to worry about me coming to the Great Aunt. ā
"You...... Have you worn it? Yakumo Zi muttered, thinking that Tang Cheng wore this kind of underwear every day, even she was a little uneasy.
"Ugh." Tang Cheng sighed, "Although I did wear it and felt good, many of its functions were actually not suitable for my ......."
No, no, no, it's not a question of suitability, you're a hopeless pervert at all!
Yakumo Zi silently spit out the groan.
"And then today I met Sanae by chance, in fact, when I first saw this child, I thought she was quite confused, and felt that she should need such panties, but I couldn't immediately tell her to give her panties, after all, it was too abrupt, and it made her have one of the three major illusions in life, which was not good. Secondly. I also needed to know the size of her panties, in case it was too big or too small and she didn't fit well, it would seem like I was too irresponsible, so I told her...... Please let me take a look at your panties. ā
Who knew that this sentence actually made the young girl misunderstand, saying that I was molesting her children, but the conscience of heaven and earth! How could a person like me, who is so pure that even his body fluids are white, do such a heart-wrenching thing as molesting a woman from a good family, I really have a good heart! Zimei, what do you say you should do now? ā
Tang Cheng cried. A face full of grievances.
You're just a dog and a mouse, nosy!
Yakumo Zi couldn't help but curse in her heart, although it was part of her calculation to let Tang Cheng clash with the people of Shouya Shrine, but she never expected that the fuse of the conflict would be a pair of underwear...... Is this the legend that I guessed the beginning, but not the end?
"Anyway, let's find a way to get them to stop first." Yakumo said expressionlessly.
"Sister Zi, you have a lot of sense." Tang Cheng nodded heavily. Then he raised his hand, "By the way, Zimei, I heard that women who drink alcohol all year round can also have chaotic periods." Or...... Do you use these panties first? ā
"Good intentions, you better wear it yourself." Yakumo Zi suddenly felt the urge to vomit blood, she really couldn't understand this kind of words. What kind of mentality and what kind of cheek can Tang Cheng say?
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"Huh. Didn't you say a good birthday party? How did it suddenly become a battlefield? ā
However, just as Yakumo Zi was about to dissuade the battle between Kazami Yuka and Suwako, suddenly, an unfamiliar voice sounded from the crowd of onlookers, and Tang Cheng and the others instinctively looked towards the sound, only to see a blue figure, at a speed that was almost impossible to catch with the naked eye, rushing towards the battle group of the two super-first-class masters.
"Haha, I like this kind of excitement the most, let me join in!"
In the voice full of excitement, this blue figure has entered the core of the battlefield, on the left is the fist of Kazami Yuka that is enough to collapse the mountain and crack the rock, and on the right is the chainsaw that Suwako Suwako has pulled out of nowhere...... The rushing fists were like shooting stars, and the fist wind alone had the scream of a storm, and the constantly rotating chainsaw made a terrible sound, full of the hideous destruction of a qiÄ.
"Yikes!"
Seeing this scene, some timid onlookers were so frightened that they instinctively screamed, covering their eyes with their hands, although their strength was not good, but they still had a little eyesight, this one was suddenly inserted between the two peerless masters, and the figure of the two people attacking head-on would definitely be torn to pieces without the slightest room to fight back.
It was Yakumo Purple, who frowned violently and looked very unhappy.
Subsequently......
Bang...... Rumble!!!
Ka...... Rodent!!
Kazami Yuka's fist hit the head of the blue figure, making a sound like the sky was cracking, and Suwako's chainsaw slashed directly at the waist of the blue figure, and the sound made people shudder as the chainsaw kept turning.
It is almost conceivable how miserable this guy who came to join in the fun will die.
However......
The imaginary screams and misery did not appear, and in the moment after the attack hit, the blue figure was still standing straight, but it was the wind that saw Yuka, and was shocked back three steps, and the whole person of Suwako flew upside down, falling heavily on the ground several meters away, and even the chainsaw came out of his hand.
With a bang, the chainsaw fell to the ground, and everyone responded to the notice, only to see that all the saws on the chainsaw had been shattered.
"Actually blocked the attacks of two peerless masters?"
"This ...... What is sacred? ā
"Could it be that Gensokyo has a new super-first-class master?"
"No, that's not a new master, it's a legendary ......"
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