Volume 1 WTO Accession Chapter 71 The Special Temperament of Time Migration
The young man was stunned, glared at him and shouted, "Oh, brother, you also know Liangshan!" Who else is there on our Liang Mountain now? How is Brother Song Gongming now? ”
"You're a real time shifter. I hesitated, but asked uncertainly. It's also incredible. But not to mention that the Water Margin is a small millennium in the Song Dynasty. Even then, it should have been reincarnated! As far as I know, in the information. The underworld is cleaned up once in a hundred years. It's impossible to escape reincarnation.
Regardless of whether it is a novel or a movie or drama, the image of Shi Qian is a middle-aged uncle with obscene and short sharp-beaked monkey gills. It really has nothing to do with this big boy who looks like a sunny boy!
Shi Qian frowned, and suddenly slapped the table. There was a thud. There was an extra wallet on the table that seemed to be juggling the moment he took his hand away.
This wallet is very familiar to me. Isn't this your wallet?
"Okay, you're Shi Qian, I believe it, by the way, do you have anything else?"
Shi Qian glanced at me and said angrily: "I'm poor, you are poorer than me, you also know that you need to spend money on it, how can you go to the yin without a fart." Which of your charms and magic weapons, do I dare to touch them! ”
I scratched my head in embarrassment. But you can't blame yourself for this, it's rare to spend money in ordinary times. Besides, there is a special car to pick you up when you go out. The only time I spent money was to take the bus on credit, but Niu Da paid in advance.
When I came to the underworld, I forgot about the most important thing. There is a way that money can make ghosts grind. If you don't have money, you're a good man, and you're going to bend your waist for a penny.
I thought about it again and again. I was depressed. What should I do when I need to do it in the future? But when my eyes looked at the time, my eyes lit up.
"Don't look at me, I'm in your hands now, but I'm as poor as you. Even if I were asked to steal, I would not steal three times. First, do not steal ordinary goodness, second, do not steal the elderly, weak, women and children, and third, do not steal life-saving money. There are still ten don't take, and a hundred don't do it! ~~~~! ”
"Shut up!" At this time, Qian was a bit of a talker. This opening of the conversation box puts on the appearance of righteous words, like the flooding of the Yellow River! If I don't stop shouting, it is estimated that these ten, hundred, thousand, and thousands alone will be able to pull me for a day, and I won't do anything else!
Shi Qian was stunned by my shouting, and looked at me very unhappily and said: "It should be you who will shut up, if I shout loudly, people outside will hear it." When the time comes, let's see who is unlucky. ”
I couldn't help but be angry when I looked at Shi Qian's pretending to be forced, stood up and kicked it: "Damn! There's a kind of you're shouting! You and I don't know, you're also hiding from the officers and soldiers. Although I don't know what's going on, but as your identity as a time move, you should have been reincarnated in the underworld, and you won't be able to run away if you are caught, I'm afraid this house is not yours! ”
I rarely get my hands dirty. Actually, I don't like violence very much. But I don't know why, I have such an impulse in the face of the times. The mood of this kick is very comfortable. It seems that it's not that I've changed, it's that I'm too capable of recruiting black at this time.
Shi Qian was kicked by me and fell to the ground, and got up very aggrieved. "Okay, you're ruthless, hmph, even if you guess what. It's a big deal, let's consume it, the one who came out of Liangshan is not a hero. ”
Shi Qian simply put on a posture of a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water, stood up and lazily half lay on the chair, looking like he was picking up the slashes.
I can't help but be amused by this product. He walked over and sat down beside Shi Qian and said, "I'm just a passerby, I'll go back after staying here for a few days." It's fate that we met, and you stayed in this underworld for a thousand years, I'm afraid there are some things that you can't let go. Or I can help you with our mutual benefit, isn't it also a good thing. ”
Dealing with the times, a thief who is about to become a fine in the underworld is still a bandit who has been contaminated with Liangshan's habits. I had to come up with some soft policies. Besides, I am not familiar with life in the underworld, and having a helper is the best policy. Don't let this move help sincerely, who knows if this move will suddenly be difficult halfway.
Shi Qian was really moved by me. He looked at me suspiciously and asked, "You can't laugh, can you?" ”
"Nonsense, I can't go back, I have a brain disease and run over to find evil!" I said angrily. I don't know what's going on, but at this time, Qian has an urge to feel familiar when we meet, but people can't help it. This can be regarded as his special temperament!
Shi Qian looked at me, was silent for a moment, and then said: "It's okay to cooperate, I can't stay in this place anymore, if you can take me back to the human world, I can consider helping you." ”
I Zou Mei asked, "You go back to the human world, what about your account here?" And now it's completely different from when you were back, you are not used to going out, and I am afraid it will be difficult to even reincarnate when you come back! ”
Shi Qian waved his hand indifferently: "What kind of household registration is not registered, I would have become a black household here, or I would have hid a hair!" ”
Come to think of it, there seems to be some truth. However, there is only one spirit charm, and it is not impossible to bring time migration to the human world, but it is just a little troublesome. With my current skills, it's a bit difficult to draw a talisman. But there is a compromise that can be found.
"Good deal, but I can't just take you out. When the matter is done, I will go back first, help you get a spirit attraction charm, and set up a soul return array for you. Whether you can go out at that time can only depend on your creation, to be honest, I can only give you a chance, and there is no guarantee of success. ”
I said it very sincerely. There is no intention of hiding it. After all, cultivating metaphysics, doing what you say is the basic criterion of self-discipline. When it reaches the depths of the sky, it can evolve into words and words. It can be said that every word and deed is cultivation. No sloppiness.
"Well, my brother is hard to chase after him. I've recognized you at the time, but then again, what happened to you on this trip? Shi Qian looked at me and asked.
"Find someone." I said it truthfully.
"Who?" Time shifts to ask.
"A female ghost's name is Ning Xiang."
"Oh, do you know where she is?"
"I don't know!"
"And do you know who took him away?"
"I don't know, I just know that it has something to do with the land. At first, I was walking by car. ”
"Do you have a clue?"
"Nope!"
"Do you know anyone here?"
"Nope."
"Then you should always know which land is in charge!"
"I don't know!"
Shi Qian was a little mad by my ignorance: "Are you here for a vacation?" It's better to find someone! ”
I scratched my head in embarrassment and said with certainty: "Find someone." ”
Time moved into complete decadence, and sat down. sighed: "You said you, it's just that you don't have money, you don't even have a clue." Your local government is a computer! It's okay, Baidu will know at once! ”
"Eh, does the underworld have these things too?" I asked, confused. I wondered. This underworld is also playing with high technology, so why are the Yin soldiers still holding cold weapons in their hands!
Shi Qian glanced at me with disdain: "What's so strange about that, why don't you burn here!" ”
All right! I was completely saddened by my own intelligence. Indeed, even if it is a paper shop now, what kind of car, phone, computer, beauty doesn't have it! It's not surprising that the underworld has one.
But I suddenly had an idea: "Shi Qian, you said that this place is also high-tech, so can you call the above!" If we could, we'd have the money. ”
Shi Qian Zou Mei pondered: "This is okay, but this is a cross-border long-distance, and generally only ghosts have such a phone function." ”
I was immediately happy, staring at the time with a smile in my eyes.
"Bah, don't even think about it. There is a way for officers and soldiers to catch thieves, you are letting me go to prison! Shi Qian was furious by my eyes, and jumped up unhappily.
"This, money!" I've only said one word.
Shi Qian suddenly sat down again like a deflated ball.
On the streets, there are still a lot of Yin soldiers searching around. Shi Qian walked out unimpressedly.
At first, I thought that the change of time was the daring of the artist. However, after a few moments, I knew I was wrong.
Shi Qian walked to the gate of the courtyard and secretly opened a crack. After a while, the target was discovered.
I was in the house looking through the window. I saw that Shi Qian kept waving his hand, and his expression looked very anxious.
Just wondering, there was a black-faced ghost in uniform with a bad word written on his chest at the door. This is undoubtedly the shadow of the underworld.
The black face was gloomy, and when he approached, he looked very annoyed. Seeing the thief's eyebrows and rat eyes, he gestured to the black face and approached to speak.
I chuckled inwardly. Liang Shan will not betray his partner!
Seeing the time shifting, he whispered while pointing to the house with his hand. The more he listened to it, the more the corners of his mouth opened, and he seemed to be very excited. Gearing up to take out the phone.
I won't be able to sit still anymore, and I'm going out with the ghost ruler and the thunder talisman. Oh yes, it looks like it's really sold!
Just as I was about to step out. Seeing the time shift again, he pressed down the phone that Yin Cha was about to hold up. The thief's eyebrows looked left and right, and then he muttered quietly.
I sat down again, and the corners of my eyes were already cold. Things have changed, and I don't care about killing.
Then the ghost almost nodded. I patted Shi Qian's shoulder appreciatively. Rather, she pulled out a chain.
This is the standard configuration of the Yin Difference, the Soul Chain. For all souls. As long as the soul has no body, basically this soul chain is locked one by one.
Yin Cha strode over with a hideous face on his chain, raised his foot and kicked the door open. The soul chain was thrown over with a clatter.
I took a step sideways and shot directly without any fancy tricks.
"Dangchang." The soul chain was shaken, and it flew to the side with a crisp sound.
"Bold, I'm the yin of the underworld, you dare to resist arrest." Yin Cha immediately stared at me viciously, and an extra whip instantly appeared in his hand. The face is fierce, but the strange thing is that the footsteps are unconsciously retreating.